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I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me

 
angel anomaly
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02/16/2020 08:10 PM
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I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
I made a deal with God to honor Methusalem and see everyone of you die in the war, getting front row seats and protection.

I came back to earth to NOT tell you the truth because you simply don't deserve it... I came here to bang some bitches and to smoke weed and enjoy my time... I already enjoy at the idea of knowing what you don't and never will understand
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/16/2020 08:12 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
When everyone is gone and they get to write the history, I play a role as a witness of the war for the show passed on to the youth in many decades from now.
The Serpent's Maiden
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02/16/2020 08:12 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
You are literally sick in the head...
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02/16/2020 08:19 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
You are literally sick in the head...
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So I'm qualified for GLP membership?
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02/16/2020 08:19 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
Is it too convincing?
The Serpent's Maiden
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02/16/2020 08:20 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
Is it too convincing?
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too stupid...
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02/16/2020 08:21 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me

to give humanity's a last chance at salvation with the truth of esoteric knowledge that's been hidden from them their whole lives.

Lied to since birth. They deserve a chance.
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02/16/2020 08:21 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
Is it too convincing?
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too stupid...
 Quoting: The Serpent's Maiden 77948266


Bro I have been slammed, hammered and butchered mentally for years.. I have no proper educative entertainment..

Sorry dude
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02/16/2020 08:22 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
I take my followers here..
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02/16/2020 08:24 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me

to give humanity's a last chance at salvation with the truth of esoteric knowledge that's been hidden from them their whole lives.

Lied to since birth. They deserve a chance.
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I can play that Role

but

first

checks
Anonymous Coward
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02/16/2020 08:24 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
Is it too convincing?
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too stupid...
 Quoting: The Serpent's Maiden 77948266


Bro I have been slammed, hammered and butchered mentally for years.. I have no proper educative entertainment..

Sorry dude
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78483050


I'm here to give humanity a last chance at real truth and salvation. You've been lied to since birth and not just this lifetime, but for thousands of years.

Those who are open minded and willing to learn i will take the time to try to educate them.
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02/16/2020 08:27 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
Is it too convincing?
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too stupid...
 Quoting: The Serpent's Maiden 77948266


Bro I have been slammed, hammered and butchered mentally for years.. I have no proper educative entertainment..

Sorry dude
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78483050


I'm here to give humanity a last chance at real truth and salvation. You've been lied to since birth and not just this lifetime, but for thousands of years.

Those who are open minded and willing to learn i will take the time to try to educate them.
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10.000 years
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02/16/2020 08:28 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
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too stupid...
 Quoting: The Serpent's Maiden 77948266


Bro I have been slammed, hammered and butchered mentally for years.. I have no proper educative entertainment..

Sorry dude
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78483050


I'm here to give humanity a last chance at real truth and salvation. You've been lied to since birth and not just this lifetime, but for thousands of years.

Those who are open minded and willing to learn i will take the time to try to educate them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78017812


10.000 years
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12,000, but the exact number doesnt matter.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/16/2020 08:31 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
Now that you all know I'm insane you can freely ignore me

Thanks for all those years

But confirm
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02/16/2020 08:32 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
You seem pretty sane to me but i'm not the one to judge.
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02/16/2020 08:33 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
I made a deal with God to honor Methusalem and see everyone of you die in the war, getting front row seats and protection.

I came back to earth to NOT tell you the truth because you simply don't deserve it... I came here to bang some bitches and to smoke weed and enjoy my time... I already enjoy at the idea of knowing what you don't and never will understand
 Quoting: angel anomaly 78483050


Dude do you want to go to Cancun next December? You'd be a jem at the RockStar Resort wet bar...

PM me.
Department of redundancy department.
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02/16/2020 08:35 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
Kids, the why we don't do drugs. Okay ??
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02/16/2020 08:39 PM
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Re: I literally fell out of the sky and God guided me
I made a deal with God to honor Methusalem and see everyone of you die in the war, getting front row seats and protection.

I came back to earth to NOT tell you the truth because you simply don't deserve it... I came here to bang some bitches and to smoke weed and enjoy my time... I already enjoy at the idea of knowing what you don't and never will understand
 Quoting: angel anomaly 78483050


Dude do you want to go to Cancun next December? You'd be a jem at the RockStar Resort wet bar...

PM me.
 Quoting: Radaghast


Red karma says youre sick and evil.

Sounds good to me

So what is the "wet bar"?





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