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A Food Stockpile Guide for Normies

 
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Here's what you need, and the reasons for each one.

Peanut Butter - Long shelf life, High energy density. Contains fats, protiens and carbohydrates.

Tinned Meats - Dense source of protiens. Easy to prepare. Chunk tuna, chicken, sardines. Avoid SPAM, if possible, it's really high in sodium and will require more liquid intake.

Tinned Veggies - Long self life. Easy to prepare.

Crackers - Again, long shelf life. Goot for putting either of the above on.

Bulk dried rice - Seeing a pattern here? Long shelf life. Relatively easy to prepare.

Powdered Milk or UHT milk - Good source of calcium and vit D.

Lifestraw - Drinkable water is a must, and storing water in bulk takes up a ton of space. A lifestraw will make just about any water biologicly safe, as long as you don't have to worry about chemical impurities, it woun't remove - for example - benzene or other petrochemical pollutants.

And finally remember, you're not going for a balanced diet here. You want things that are shelf-stable, easy to prepare, and easy to store in bullk.

Don't forget a propane camp stove, plenty of paper plates, cups and utinsels. Garbage bags and toilet paper.

Also: If you're a hunter/fisher you might be thinking "Oh, I'm just going to grab my sack and go innawoods and live off the land." Sorry to burst your bubble but you and every other "outdoorsman" is thinking the same thing. Nobody is going to care about catch limits or tagging your deer. The woods and streams will be cleared of anything edible within a month in a real SHTF situation.
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If you have a condition you need to take medicine for on a regular basis (diabetes, blood pressure, arthritis and such) you can easily switch from a 1 month prescription to a three month (90 day) prescription. In a realy SHTF situation if you run out of your vital prescriptions you're shit outta luck.
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Easy to grow vegetable seeds, field peas are the easiest, they will grow almost anywhere. Get the fastest growing vegetables, one being mixed greens or lettuce, the others are what will hold over winter, as in winter squash, etc. You can dry vegetables in the sun which will keep them if you can not do canning. You can do fruit or wild berries or tame for that matter. Any root crops that can be planted like Jerusalem artichoke are similar to potatoes in taste and use, you just take what you need out of the grow and leave the others until you need them, they are small sunflower type, plant a few rows short or long, so you do not run out, keep a some to regrow the next year. They are good for people with diabetes, instead of potatoes.

Always save your own seeds, black eyes peas from the store will grow and good as any seeds, so will other dry beans. Pinto makes good green beans to eat. Beets are easy to grow and good or you.
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Good tips, thanks! Peanut butter is a good one; need to grab a tray of that.
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Easy to grow vegetable seeds, field peas are the easiest, they will grow almost anywhere. Get the fastest growing vegetables, one being mixed greens or lettuce, the others are what will hold over winter, as in winter squash, etc. You can dry vegetables in the sun which will keep them if you can not do canning. You can do fruit or wild berries or tame for that matter. Any root crops that can be planted like Jerusalem artichoke are similar to potatoes in taste and use, you just take what you need out of the grow and leave the others until you need them, they are small sunflower type, plant a few rows short or long, so you do not run out, keep a some to regrow the next year. They are good for people with diabetes, instead of potatoes.

Always save your own seeds, black eyes peas from the store will grow and good as any seeds, so will other dry beans. Pinto makes good green beans to eat. Beets are easy to grow and good or you.
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Assuming you have to space this is a great idea. Especially if you're out in the middle of nowhere. I live in an urban area and the last time I tried to start a garden if the stray dogs weren't tearing shit up neighbors would steal every tomato I had. In a real SHTF scenario you'd need to guard your plants 24-7 with a shot gun :(
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Good tips, thanks! Peanut butter is a good one; need to grab a tray of that.
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Peanut butter has a massive ammount of all three kinds of caloric intake (Fat, Protien and carbs). It's shelf stable. Doesn't require cooking. Cheap to buy in bulk. It's one of the best survival foods.
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Here's what you need, and the reasons for each one.

Peanut Butter - Long shelf life, High energy density. Contains fats, protiens and carbohydrates.

Tinned Meats - Dense source of protiens. Easy to prepare. Chunk tuna, chicken, sardines. Avoid SPAM, if possible, it's really high in sodium and will require more liquid intake.

Tinned Veggies - Long self life. Easy to prepare.

Crackers - Again, long shelf life. Goot for putting either of the above on.

Bulk dried rice - Seeing a pattern here? Long shelf life. Relatively easy to prepare.

Powdered Milk or UHT milk - Good source of calcium and vit D.

Lifestraw - Drinkable water is a must, and storing water in bulk takes up a ton of space. A lifestraw will make just about any water biologicly safe, as long as you don't have to worry about chemical impurities, it woun't remove - for example - benzene or other petrochemical pollutants.

And finally remember, you're not going for a balanced diet here. You want things that are shelf-stable, easy to prepare, and easy to store in bullk.

Don't forget a propane camp stove, plenty of paper plates, cups and utinsels. Garbage bags and toilet paper.

Also: If you're a hunter/fisher you might be thinking "Oh, I'm just going to grab my sack and go innawoods and live off the land." Sorry to burst your bubble but you and every other "outdoorsman" is thinking the same thing. Nobody is going to care about catch limits or tagging your deer. The woods and streams will be cleared of anything edible within a month in a real SHTF situation.
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all that tinned shit is salty remember!
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Get some powdered electrolyte drink, Gatorade or the natural kind.
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Salt one of the most important things to have because not only do you need it it's also a preservative for meat.
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Does anyone know if any brand of Calcium Hypochlorite granules is OK to make potable water?
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In relation to canned/tinned food...

Those 'EZ-Open' cans with the pull ring are not viable for long-term storage. That scored section in the top that facilitates 'EZ-Open' is thinner than the can material and is prone to early failure.

I have experienced failure of these types of cans after only a couple of years. Hams, soup, beans, etc. That thin, 'EZ-Open' score line is a weak point in the integrity of the can.
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Remember to get a shit ton of iodized salt and extra iodine.

I'd not worry about salt or high blood pressure. I'd worry about starving.
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Honey is almost immortal if properly stored
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Get some powdered electrolyte drink, Gatorade or the natural kind.
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yes. stock the apothecary to do home medicine too.
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Peanut butter with Rape Seed

Oil as a cheap substitute

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Psyllium husk will cut down your need for toilet paper by 95%.

To the point you almost don't need it anymore. I've gone almost 2 years without it now. It's the way of the future.
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In relation to canned/tinned food...

Those 'EZ-Open' cans with the pull ring are not viable for long-term storage. That scored section in the top that facilitates 'EZ-Open' is thinner than the can material and is prone to early failure.

I have experienced failure of these types of cans after only a couple of years. Hams, soup, beans, etc. That thin, 'EZ-Open' score line is a weak point in the integrity of the can.
 Quoting: Crunch62


Thanks Crunch that's good to know.

I've shifted my pantry to foods that I normally eat, and rotate them out. So I hope I would have used anything before it goes bad.
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Here's what you need, and the reasons for each one.

Peanut Butter - Long shelf life, High energy density. Contains fats, protiens and carbohydrates.

Tinned Meats - Dense source of protiens. Easy to prepare. Chunk tuna, chicken, sardines. Avoid SPAM, if possible, it's really high in sodium and will require more liquid intake.

Tinned Veggies - Long self life. Easy to prepare.

Crackers - Again, long shelf life. Goot for putting either of the above on.

Bulk dried rice - Seeing a pattern here? Long shelf life. Relatively easy to prepare.

Powdered Milk or UHT milk - Good source of calcium and vit D.

Lifestraw - Drinkable water is a must, and storing water in bulk takes up a ton of space. A lifestraw will make just about any water biologicly safe, as long as you don't have to worry about chemical impurities, it woun't remove - for example - benzene or other petrochemical pollutants.

And finally remember, you're not going for a balanced diet here. You want things that are shelf-stable, easy to prepare, and easy to store in bullk.

Don't forget a propane camp stove, plenty of paper plates, cups and utinsels. Garbage bags and toilet paper.

Also: If you're a hunter/fisher you might be thinking "Oh, I'm just going to grab my sack and go innawoods and live off the land." Sorry to burst your bubble but you and every other "outdoorsman" is thinking the same thing. Nobody is going to care about catch limits or tagging your deer. The woods and streams will be cleared of anything edible within a month in a real SHTF situation.
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Jello you probably won't be able to refrigerate it but mixing it with water and drinking it may give you strength.
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Psyllium husk will cut down your need for toilet paper by 95%.

To the point you almost don't need it anymore. I've gone almost 2 years without it now. It's the way of the future.
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Psyllium husk will cut down your need for toilet paper by 95%.

To the point you almost don't need it anymore. I've gone almost 2 years without it now. It's the way of the future.
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This, plus a bidet attachment for your toilet. Almost zero need for TP.
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Coconut oil. Many uses.
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Here's what you need, and the reasons for each one.

Peanut Butter - Long shelf life, High energy density. Contains fats, protiens and carbohydrates.

Tinned Meats - Dense source of protiens. Easy to prepare. Chunk tuna, chicken, sardines. Avoid SPAM, if possible, it's really high in sodium and will require more liquid intake.

Tinned Veggies - Long self life. Easy to prepare.

Crackers - Again, long shelf life. Goot for putting either of the above on.

Bulk dried rice - Seeing a pattern here? Long shelf life. Relatively easy to prepare.

Powdered Milk or UHT milk - Good source of calcium and vit D.

Lifestraw - Drinkable water is a must, and storing water in bulk takes up a ton of space. A lifestraw will make just about any water biologicly safe, as long as you don't have to worry about chemical impurities, it woun't remove - for example - benzene or other petrochemical pollutants.

And finally remember, you're not going for a balanced diet here. You want things that are shelf-stable, easy to prepare, and easy to store in bullk.

Don't forget a propane camp stove, plenty of paper plates, cups and utinsels. Garbage bags and toilet paper.

Also: If you're a hunter/fisher you might be thinking "Oh, I'm just going to grab my sack and go innawoods and live off the land." Sorry to burst your bubble but you and every other "outdoorsman" is thinking the same thing. Nobody is going to care about catch limits or tagging your deer. The woods and streams will be cleared of anything edible within a month in a real SHTF situation.
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great info! thanks! heres another. a lifestraw is time dated.only good for a small amount of water! better to buy the sawyer water filter at walmart for about 20 bucks. has a 100,000 gallon capacity!
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Psyllium husk will cut down your need for toilet paper by 95%.

To the point you almost don't need it anymore. I've gone almost 2 years without it now. It's the way of the future.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76799292


This, plus a bidet attachment for your toilet. Almost zero need for TP.
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Yes, a bidet is excellent instead of TP but that assumes you have a water supply. Are you certain water works employees will go into work to provide you water. And, what about towns, will they continue to provide water even when people have no money to pay their water bills? I would hope they do, but who knows.
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Grow and can your own fruits and veggies

So canning jars
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Ramen noodles, they’re cheap, full of calories, and last forever. If you want to take out the sodium just don’t use the seasoning packet or very little. You can also eat them dry and uncooked straight out of the bag.
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Look up homemade sports drink as you can make that stuff very cheaply. It's koolaid plus sugar, salt and salt substitute.

Pasta is filling and you add a dash of garlic, sesame oil, red pepper flakes, and soy sauce and it fills you up. It hardly costs anything.

Evaluate how you would cook outside. Use your grill but save your charcoal and propane as it may rain and the firewood is wet.

Look up how easily you can make a brick rocket stove. That uses a minimal amount of firewood and cooks one pot of food quickly.

Your standard meal is cornbread and pinto beans, or lentils and rice. You add whatever wild edibles you can source. Pito beans take a lot of soaking time so you think ahead so they are ready by supper. Without refrigeration, you make meals of an appropriate daily size.

If you lose power, you got to use up refrigerated and frozen items straight away. Sadly your belly will be full, but excess protein is NOT stored but excreted. If this were not a pandemic, you would share, but that might certainly spread contagion.

There are videos on emergency canning so preppers with jars and lids can save some of that meat by hustling and safely getting it all processed. If the situation is unstable, you might process some of your frozen meat so you don't suddenly lose your investment.

Having cabbage, onions, carrots, potatoes, means you have long lasting vegetables. You are making basic stews. It costs a lot of money to buy prepared canned meals. That would be impossible for 50% of Americans on tight budgets.
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Propane cannot be used indoors.
Butane can be used indoors with a little ventilation. So go for a camp stove that uses butane. Cooking outdoors would be a last resort for me as it will draw attention.

Recently I learned about a special kind of rice called PARBOILED rice. You can find it on Amazon. It's pricier than normal rice but it doesn't require any rinsing before cooking, whereas other long grain/basmati does. It comes as a long grain or a basmati. It sometimes goes by the name of "golden rice" or "sella rice".

Risotto rice and paella rice don't need rinsing but they don't exactly go with Indian food. Talking of that, get lots of protein-rich lentils, chick peas, channa dal, yellow split peas if you don't eat meat or if you want a protein source that's cheaper than meat . Spices, coconut milk, etc....loads of different curries you can make on the cheap. Plus these pulses can be used along with DRIED VEGETABLES to make stews.
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Almost forgot:

If you have a condition you need to take medicine for on a regular basis (diabetes, blood pressure, arthritis and such) you can easily switch from a 1 month prescription to a three month (90 day) prescription. In a realy SHTF situation if you run out of your vital prescriptions you're shit outta luck.
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Amoxicillin. Stock the f*ck up on this sh*t. I'm fortunate enough to live on the border of Mexico so I get big-ass bottles for like $10ea.





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