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User ID: 77120663 United States 02/17/2020 08:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CNN offers Jussie Smollett job after showcasing ability to fabricate news story out of thin air While Empire actor Jussie Smollett has been having a tough week so far, there appears to be a silver lining: cable news channel CNN has offered Smollett a job as an investigative reporter and on-air anchor after witnessing his skills at fabricating a story entirely out of thin air.
"Smollett has exactly the kind of skills we look for at our fine organization," said CNN correspondent Brian Stelter. "He picked a narrative, made up all the relevant facts and details, and stuck with his story in spite of glaring holes in the plot. It's hard to find people who understand our core values here at CNN, but Smollett seems to be just the guy for us." [ link to www.sott.net (secure)] Last Edited by Nawt Meh Prezdunt on 02/17/2020 08:51 AMII Corinthians 3:17 - Now the Lord is the Spirit, and where the spirit of the Lord is, there is Freedom
Your liberties aren't dying; they're being killed by people with names and addresses ...
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. -- Thomas Jefferson |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 47090265 United States 02/17/2020 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CNN offers Jussie Smollett job after showcasing ability to fabricate news story out of thin air |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73163344 United States 02/17/2020 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CNN offers Jussie Smollett job after showcasing ability to fabricate news story out of thin air Yet, they make Mike Bloomberg and Tom Steyer pay through the nose for airtime! |
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User ID: 77120663 United States 02/17/2020 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CNN offers Jussie Smollett job after showcasing ability to fabricate news story out of thin air Yet, they make Mike Bloomberg and Tom Steyer pay through the nose for airtime!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73163344 II Corinthians 3:17 - Now the Lord is the Spirit, and where the spirit of the Lord is, there is Freedom
Your liberties aren't dying; they're being killed by people with names and addresses ...
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. -- Thomas Jefferson |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76189539 United States 02/17/2020 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CNN offers Jussie Smollett job after showcasing ability to fabricate news story out of thin air Yet, they make Mike Bloomberg and Tom Steyer pay through the nose for airtime!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73163344 :troof: Quoting: CrsCrpr The money they are spending on TV ads at CNN would pay the salary of a hundred Smollett fakers. |
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Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: CNN offers Jussie Smollett job after showcasing ability to fabricate news story out of thin air One of the comments from handle prehistoric: "CNN apparently reached out to the former Fox News contributor, Sheppard Smith. However, upon being asked to cry on cue, Mr. Smith failed to produce any tears. This forced CNN executives to reach out Smollett and his team. Mr. Smollett has confirmed the hiring of his long time friends, brothers Ola and Abel Osundairo, as his personal camera crew." /sar" Hahahaha Life is a spiritual war and no matter where we lay our head, we live in a warzone.
There will be casualties.
You do get to choose your side. I chose the Bright Side where my God fights for me.
Others chose the Dark Side and fight for an entity that views them with disdain and discards them. |