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My name is Captain Obvious, ask me a question

 
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My name is Captain Obvious, ask me a question
Do you remember the movie "A perfect storm"?
Essentially all of these forces came from different directions and when they merged over the north eastern Atlantic they combined and created unsurvivable conditions at sea.
Any one of those storms by itself could have been weathered and while the seas would have been rough it would have been fine, but together?
Today we are watching a perfect storm brewing.
The European Union is destabilizing and with the UK leaving with BREXIT, the E.U. is left with only Germany as a major economic producer.
The United States has essentially been politically destabilized and its anyone's guess how politics will proceed. We also are about to experience one of the worst harvest season in memory since the dust bowls of the great depression.

East Africa which is a major food producer on that continent is being plagued by locusts that are being described as unprecedented and biblical in scope and will not start to end until June and by that time they will have devastated everything in the region. Those same locusts are now heading to China at a time when they are already on the brink from the Corona virus.
Chinese farmers have begun destroying millions of farm animals, not because they are sick but because no shipments are running and the farmers have nothing to feed them.
Chinas manufacturing has essentially stopped and not much is being produced and consumption has dropped by 90% according to current reports.

So what does this mean?
This means that there are storms brewing on multiple fronts and like the movie these storm are all on a path to merge. These storms are economic, political and social. They aren't just going to effect some far away place that no one has ever heard of. These storms are global.
These storms are going to touch every man, women and child and they are as unstoppable as a runaway train. They will run their course until they run out of track.
This isn't some far out prediction for some time in the distant future, this is happening right now.

The best way to prepare is to mentally prepare. To be aware that this is coming so that we aren't taken by surprise and immobilized by shock.
I will keep my ear to the ground. I suggest you do the same.
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What is your name?
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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What is your name?
 Quoting: The Rickest Rick Sanchez


He who shall not be named
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Why was Trump hanging out with Epstein?
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What is your name?
 Quoting: The Rickest Rick Sanchez


He who shall not be named
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


Wrong.

Its Captain Obvious.
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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What is your name?
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He who shall not be named
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Wrong.

Its Captain Obvious.
 Quoting: The Rickest Rick Sanchez


hesright
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What is your name?
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He who shall not be named
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


Wrong.

Its Captain Obvious.
 Quoting: The Rickest Rick iSanchez


Sorry bro, I am the the real captain obvious/carnac. In exile until that little issue is resolved.
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What is your name?
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He who shall not be named
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


Wrong.

Its Captain Obvious.
 Quoting: The Rickest Rick iSanchez


Sorry bro, I am the the real captain obvious/carnac. In exile until that little issue is resolved.
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Don’t make me log in to prove it... ;-).
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Is your bunker in Jericho well stocked?
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Do you remember the movie "A perfect storm"?
Essentially all of these forces came from different directions and when they merged over the north eastern Atlantic they combined and created unsurvivable conditions at sea.
Any one of those storms by itself could have been weathered and while the seas would have been rough it would have been fine, but together?
Today we are watching a perfect storm brewing.
The European Union is destabilizing and with the UK leaving with BREXIT, the E.U. is left with only Germany as a major economic producer.
The United States has essentially been politically destabilized and its anyone's guess how politics will proceed. We also are about to experience one of the worst harvest season in memory since the dust bowls of the great depression.

East Africa which is a major food producer on that continent is being plagued by locusts that are being described as unprecedented and biblical in scope and will not start to end until June and by that time they will have devastated everything in the region. Those same locusts are now heading to China at a time when they are already on the brink from the Corona virus.
Chinese farmers have begun destroying millions of farm animals, not because they are sick but because no shipments are running and the farmers have nothing to feed them.
Chinas manufacturing has essentially stopped and not much is being produced and consumption has dropped by 90% according to current reports.

So what does this mean?
This means that there are storms brewing on multiple fronts and like the movie these storm are all on a path to merge. These storms are economic, political and social. They aren't just going to effect some far away place that no one has ever heard of. These storms are global.
These storms are going to touch every man, women and child and they are as unstoppable as a runaway train. They will run their course until they run out of track.
This isn't some far out prediction for some time in the distant future, this is happening right now.

The best way to prepare is to mentally prepare. To be aware that this is coming so that we aren't taken by surprise and immobilized by shock.
I will keep my ear to the ground. I suggest you do the same.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


I'm Admiral Obvious and your going to the brig for insubordination. Shore Patrol will be there soon.

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bro, can you wire me some money?
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Dos Ted Dansens fingernails still smell like Whoopi?
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What is the square root of an avocado?
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Do you remember the movie "A perfect storm"?
Essentially all of these forces came from different directions and when they merged over the north eastern Atlantic they combined and created unsurvivable conditions at sea.
Any one of those storms by itself could have been weathered and while the seas would have been rough it would have been fine, but together?
Today we are watching a perfect storm brewing.
The European Union is destabilizing and with the UK leaving with BREXIT, the E.U. is left with only Germany as a major economic producer.
The United States has essentially been politically destabilized and its anyone's guess how politics will proceed. We also are about to experience one of the worst harvest season in memory since the dust bowls of the great depression.

East Africa which is a major food producer on that continent is being plagued by locusts that are being described as unprecedented and biblical in scope and will not start to end until June and by that time they will have devastated everything in the region. Those same locusts are now heading to China at a time when they are already on the brink from the Corona virus.
Chinese farmers have begun destroying millions of farm animals, not because they are sick but because no shipments are running and the farmers have nothing to feed them.
Chinas manufacturing has essentially stopped and not much is being produced and consumption has dropped by 90% according to current reports.

So what does this mean?
This means that there are storms brewing on multiple fronts and like the movie these storm are all on a path to merge. These storms are economic, political and social. They aren't just going to effect some far away place that no one has ever heard of. These storms are global.
These storms are going to touch every man, women and child and they are as unstoppable as a runaway train. They will run their course until they run out of track.
This isn't some far out prediction for some time in the distant future, this is happening right now.

The best way to prepare is to mentally prepare. To be aware that this is coming so that we aren't taken by surprise and immobilized by shock.
I will keep my ear to the ground. I suggest you do the same.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


everyone in that movie died!
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Where does the clock go after it steals your candy?
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Thank you for your post. I gave you 5 Stars and I hope everyone reads this. You gave me a totally different perspective on this situation.
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Do you remember the movie "A perfect storm"?
Essentially all of these forces came from different directions and when they merged over the north eastern Atlantic they combined and created unsurvivable conditions at sea.
Any one of those storms by itself could have been weathered and while the seas would have been rough it would have been fine, but together?
Today we are watching a perfect storm brewing.
The European Union is destabilizing and with the UK leaving with BREXIT, the E.U. is left with only Germany as a major economic producer.
The United States has essentially been politically destabilized and its anyone's guess how politics will proceed. We also are about to experience one of the worst harvest season in memory since the dust bowls of the great depression.

East Africa which is a major food producer on that continent is being plagued by locusts that are being described as unprecedented and biblical in scope and will not start to end until June and by that time they will have devastated everything in the region. Those same locusts are now heading to China at a time when they are already on the brink from the Corona virus.
Chinese farmers have begun destroying millions of farm animals, not because they are sick but because no shipments are running and the farmers have nothing to feed them.
Chinas manufacturing has essentially stopped and not much is being produced and consumption has dropped by 90% according to current reports.

So what does this mean?
This means that there are storms brewing on multiple fronts and like the movie these storm are all on a path to merge. These storms are economic, political and social. They aren't just going to effect some far away place that no one has ever heard of. These storms are global.
These storms are going to touch every man, women and child and they are as unstoppable as a runaway train. They will run their course until they run out of track.
This isn't some far out prediction for some time in the distant future, this is happening right now.

The best way to prepare is to mentally prepare. To be aware that this is coming so that we aren't taken by surprise and immobilized by shock.
I will keep my ear to the ground. I suggest you do the same.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


Very well written

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What is the square root of an avocado?
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A Potato!
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What is your name?
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that creepy conan guy?

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Captain wot?

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What is the square root of an avocado?
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The answer is potato
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bro, can you wire me some money?
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Same address in Nigeria as usual?
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What does Bill Clinton's middle finger smell like?
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Treason
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Why was Trump hanging out with Epstein?
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Because
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Is your bunker in Jericho well stocked?
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No, I plan on raiding my prepper neighbors who stockpiled all this shit that they aren't mentally prepared to defend.
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Dos Ted Dansens fingernails still smell like Whoopi?
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You will have to ask Danny Devito
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Thank you for your post. I gave you 5 Stars and I hope everyone reads this. You gave me a totally different perspective on this situation.
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Thank you
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Do you remember the movie "A perfect storm"?
Essentially all of these forces came from different directions and when they merged over the north eastern Atlantic they combined and created unsurvivable conditions at sea.
Any one of those storms by itself could have been weathered and while the seas would have been rough it would have been fine, but together?
Today we are watching a perfect storm brewing.
The European Union is destabilizing and with the UK leaving with BREXIT, the E.U. is left with only Germany as a major economic producer.
The United States has essentially been politically destabilized and its anyone's guess how politics will proceed. We also are about to experience one of the worst harvest season in memory since the dust bowls of the great depression.

East Africa which is a major food producer on that continent is being plagued by locusts that are being described as unprecedented and biblical in scope and will not start to end until June and by that time they will have devastated everything in the region. Those same locusts are now heading to China at a time when they are already on the brink from the Corona virus.
Chinese farmers have begun destroying millions of farm animals, not because they are sick but because no shipments are running and the farmers have nothing to feed them.
Chinas manufacturing has essentially stopped and not much is being produced and consumption has dropped by 90% according to current reports.

So what does this mean?
This means that there are storms brewing on multiple fronts and like the movie these storm are all on a path to merge. These storms are economic, political and social. They aren't just going to effect some far away place that no one has ever heard of. These storms are global.
These storms are going to touch every man, women and child and they are as unstoppable as a runaway train. They will run their course until they run out of track.
This isn't some far out prediction for some time in the distant future, this is happening right now.

The best way to prepare is to mentally prepare. To be aware that this is coming so that we aren't taken by surprise and immobilized by shock.
I will keep my ear to the ground. I suggest you do the same.
 Quoting: Oak_Redhammer


everyone in that movie died!
 Quoting: Q33


My point
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I have been reading some great articles on the locusts. The 2018 typhoons lead to perfect breeding conditions for locusts. It is unbelievable how fast the swarms can multiply!! This could actually be more devastating than Covid-19.
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