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You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2020 07:45 PM
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You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
Ok here you go.

I theorise the virus is a super advanced biological double edged sword.
It takes down specific enemies by genetic makeup, but then when it infects a chosen race of people that's when the magic happens... First they get mild flu like symptoms.. That's just it's delivery method. Then it activates or modifies certain genes in the chosen race and makes them stronger,using crisper case 9 or more advanced than that it turns those people into super soldiers... Stronger, smarter, faster, awakened, stops and reverses the aging process, unlocks their full potential....all the deep locked dna, of the gods... Gets unlocked.
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02/19/2020 07:59 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
The effects are not instant it will take time and you need to have been infected first...
Im feeling the effects already because I caught it over new yr...

I feel annoyingly healthy, as if I was 21 again. I feel invincible... Anyone else noticing anything?
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02/19/2020 08:00 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
correct. the flu like symptoms in the blue eyed is just the genetic weakness leaving the body.
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02/19/2020 08:01 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
The effects are not instant it will take time and you need to have been infected first...
Im feeling the effects already because I caught it over new yr...

I feel annoyingly healthy, as if I was 21 again. I feel invincible... Anyone else noticing anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45868926


yes im in recovery now. the mind is sharper. it has done something internally to my brain, possibly reset my circadian clocks and initiated growth factors in the thymus.
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02/19/2020 08:06 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
The effects are not instant it will take time and you need to have been infected first...
Im feeling the effects already because I caught it over new yr...

I feel annoyingly healthy, as if I was 21 again. I feel invincible... Anyone else noticing anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45868926


yes im in recovery now. the mind is sharper. it has done something internally to my brain, possibly reset my circadian clocks and initiated growth factors in the thymus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77430558


Indeed...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/19/2020 08:30 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
We can't be the only two feeling this...
Anonymous Coward
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02/19/2020 08:30 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
bump Fake and gay.
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02/19/2020 08:35 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
It's all propaganda and utter nonsense.
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02/19/2020 08:44 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
you are close, it is CRISPR, but it inserts the gay gene, become sexually sane or cough and splutter up a lung s226
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02/19/2020 08:47 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
I think it's more like the crud. Like they say, want to keep them in line? Keep them ankle deep in sh!t.
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02/19/2020 08:48 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
You fools are not infected yet. Or you're Asian and afraid.
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02/19/2020 08:49 PM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
you are close, it is CRISPR, but it inserts the gay gene, become sexually sane or cough and splutter up a lung s226
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Well that'd explain the horny flu.
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02/20/2020 12:44 AM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
it is the great purifier.

Those that survive become white as snow.
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02/20/2020 12:46 AM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
be careful though OP, soon they will hunt down the survivors to try and harvest your plasma. Best you dissapear now, for your own safety. Seek refuge in Him.
Jake

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02/20/2020 12:48 AM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
Would make for a good comic
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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02/20/2020 12:51 AM
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Re: You want a crazy theory about coronavirus?
Would make for a good comic
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truth is stranger than fiction.
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02/20/2020 10:13 AM
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