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beeches
(OP) User ID: 77354011 United States 02/20/2020 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Congratulations TN!!!!! Quoting: Theobromine The Deplorable Any chance of possible info on the patent ? Or just giving a layman’s summary ? Please? And advice for others wanting a patent? I have a coworker that is spending all his free time working on a patent ... can’t breathe a word about what it’s for... but every once in awhile Inask him how it’s going ... and he says he is plugging along and it’s toing forward He is doing his own too Oh - and tons of dancing bananas ! TN would be thrilled to help Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
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User ID: 59546256 United States 02/20/2020 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Congratulations, awesome job! Well done my friend. ANIMAL FRIEND "All creatures are created from the same paternal heartbeat of God. Not to hurt our humble brethren is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission--to be of service to them wherever they require it. If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." -St. Francis of Assisi "The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be judged by the way in which its animals are treated." -Gandhi Thread: Top 10 Opera Auditions (My Music Thread) |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States 02/20/2020 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THANK YOU, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! I would love to share , but GLP has a policy of not hawking your wares on the site, and I respect that. I can explain it, though. The patent is for: Collapsible Lifting Device and Method Here is the ABSTRACT from the patent: ABSTRACT: A collapsible lifting device including a top support member, multiple braced legs extending downward, and a hoist assembly. The legs may be hingedly, pivotally, and/or slidably connected to the other legs and/or to braces and/or to the top support member. The device is easily transportable and storable. The device may be used by a single typical caregiver to lift a person or other load from a lower position to a higher position or from a higher position to a lower position, such as lifting a person from the floor to a seated position. The device is movable from a collapsed position, defined as the feet of the legs being together, to an open position, defined as the feet of the legs extended apart with braces positionally fixed. For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
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beeches
(OP) User ID: 77354011 United States 02/20/2020 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THANK YOU, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! Quoting: Trained Noticer I would love to share , but GLP has a policy of not hawking your wares on the site, and I respect that. I can explain it, though. The patent is for: Collapsible Lifting Device and Method Here is the ABSTRACT from the patent: ABSTRACT: A collapsible lifting device including a top support member, multiple braced legs extending downward, and a hoist assembly. The legs may be hingedly, pivotally, and/or slidably connected to the other legs and/or to braces and/or to the top support member. The device is easily transportable and storable. The device may be used by a single typical caregiver to lift a person or other load from a lower position to a higher position or from a higher position to a lower position, such as lifting a person from the floor to a seated position. The device is movable from a collapsed position, defined as the feet of the legs being together, to an open position, defined as the feet of the legs extended apart with braces positionally fixed. very dry and very accurate! here is the lowdown - a person falls, unable to get up. too heavy to lift, or other wise assist... and there are MANY tricks to get a person off the ground, but sometimes not one will work... you get the device, which can be collapsed for storage, or already unfolded.... you place a strong double D-Ring belt around the chest of the fallen person The belt connects to the device, and you can raise the person safely via winch to either a wheelchair or a plank seat. There they can sit, gather their wits, drink a bit of juice in case it was low blood sugar, and then get up.. it really is that simple. Think of a rescue tripod. This is a rescue quadpod Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States 02/20/2020 05:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | During development I called it the GET YER ASS UP! but once Patent Pending and then making and selling, It is the A-Riser. No Longer Patent Pending! Last Edited by Trained Noticer on 02/20/2020 05:32 PM For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
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User ID: 77857043 United States 02/20/2020 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THANK YOU, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! Quoting: Trained Noticer I would love to share , but GLP has a policy of not hawking your wares on the site, and I respect that. I can explain it, though. The patent is for: Collapsible Lifting Device and Method Here is the ABSTRACT from the patent: ABSTRACT: A collapsible lifting device including a top support member, multiple braced legs extending downward, and a hoist assembly. The legs may be hingedly, pivotally, and/or slidably connected to the other legs and/or to braces and/or to the top support member. The device is easily transportable and storable. The device may be used by a single typical caregiver to lift a person or other load from a lower position to a higher position or from a higher position to a lower position, such as lifting a person from the floor to a seated position. The device is movable from a collapsed position, defined as the feet of the legs being together, to an open position, defined as the feet of the legs extended apart with braces positionally fixed. I have an idea for a medical device, but I don't have the time or resources to pursue it. If you want to pm me I'll give you an explanation and you can patent it. "Never underestimate the pain of a person. In all honesty, everyone is struggling. Just some people are better at hiding it than others." Everyone has to work out their own salvation. Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. |
Theobromine The Deplorable
User ID: 1554672 United States 02/20/2020 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Congratulations TN!!!!! Quoting: Theobromine The Deplorable Any chance of possible info on the patent ? Or just giving a layman’s summary ? Please? And advice for others wanting a patent? I have a coworker that is spending all his free time working on a patent ... can’t breathe a word about what it’s for... but every once in awhile Inask him how it’s going ... and he says he is plugging along and it’s toing forward He is doing his own too Oh - and tons of dancing bananas ! TN would be thrilled to help Whoa! Wasn’t expecting that ! I can copy / paste comments NOT sharing GLP at “work” ... we are misfits already ... not gonna prove I’m “out there “ His name hung is something “Mechanical” ... seems like an autist in his field ... Last Edited by Theobromine on 02/20/2020 05:41 PM "What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying |
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Who’s Who User ID: 23663808 United States 02/20/2020 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | moar inna bit Quoting: beeches the patent holder may appear! I know a poster, found pottaw-something, was also interested in the patent process - hope it went well! do YOU have a thing you would like to make or produce, or an idea you want to patent and license, but no fortune from Granny to spend on it? we now have a pro se expert right here! even I have an idea for a design patent... even me Start a thread, having written one, that likely led to my inclusion in several Marquis publications. Won’t be posting from this IP for a few months, but may contribute, and/or pay up, to follow your awesome thread. Buyer beware of those that advertise ... see inventored.org pronto. |
LiteaFart
User ID: 77769202 United States 02/20/2020 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | beeches, thanks so much for this sweet thread! Quoting: Trained Noticer This is an exciting day for me, and I am thrilled to share my giddiness with my GLP family! I've been dancin' a jig all day! Congrats! Lets play "Never Hit Your Grandma with a Great Big Stick" and pass around some Mulberry Squeezins. Last Edited by LiteaFart on 02/20/2020 05:44 PM |
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Theobromine The Deplorable
User ID: 1554672 United States 02/20/2020 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THANK YOU, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! Quoting: Trained Noticer I would love to share , but GLP has a policy of not hawking your wares on the site, and I respect that. I can explain it, though. The patent is for: Collapsible Lifting Device and Method Here is the ABSTRACT from the patent: ABSTRACT: A collapsible lifting device including a top support member, multiple braced legs extending downward, and a hoist assembly. The legs may be hingedly, pivotally, and/or slidably connected to the other legs and/or to braces and/or to the top support member. The device is easily transportable and storable. The device may be used by a single typical caregiver to lift a person or other load from a lower position to a higher position or from a higher position to a lower position, such as lifting a person from the floor to a seated position. The device is movable from a collapsed position, defined as the feet of the legs being together, to an open position, defined as the feet of the legs extended apart with braces positionally fixed. very dry and very accurate! here is the lowdown - a person falls, unable to get up. too heavy to lift, or other wise assist... and there are MANY tricks to get a person off the ground, but sometimes not one will work... you get the device, which can be collapsed for storage, or already unfolded.... you place a strong double D-Ring belt around the chest of the fallen person The belt connects to the device, and you can raise the person safely via winch to either a wheelchair or a plank seat. There they can sit, gather their wits, drink a bit of juice in case it was low blood sugar, and then get up.. it really is that simple. Think of a rescue tripod. This is a rescue quadpod Sounds useful ! I know when my father was bedridden - the fire deot gets called out many nights a week in Florida for “fell out of bed” calls The partner cannot pick them up - too old or small They call a silent 911 and 2 guys from the fire Dept roll up in their cars and come in in the middle of the night and put the fallen person back into bed. I bet every fire dept would want one - some of these people weigh 300lbs plus and have to call for 3+ guys at 2 am Last Edited by Theobromine on 02/20/2020 05:49 PM "What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying |
beeches
(OP) User ID: 77354011 United States 02/20/2020 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | beeches, thanks so much for this sweet thread! Quoting: Trained Noticer This is an exciting day for me, and I am thrilled to share my giddiness with my GLP family! I've been dancin' a jig all day! Congrats! Lets play "Never Hit Your Grandma with a Great Big Stick" and pass around some Mulberry Squeezins. my kind of talk! mulberries... Last Edited by beeches on 02/20/2020 05:51 PM Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
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beeches
(OP) User ID: 77354011 United States 02/20/2020 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THANK YOU, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! Quoting: Trained Noticer I would love to share , but GLP has a policy of not hawking your wares on the site, and I respect that. I can explain it, though. The patent is for: Collapsible Lifting Device and Method Here is the ABSTRACT from the patent: ABSTRACT: A collapsible lifting device including a top support member, multiple braced legs extending downward, and a hoist assembly. The legs may be hingedly, pivotally, and/or slidably connected to the other legs and/or to braces and/or to the top support member. The device is easily transportable and storable. The device may be used by a single typical caregiver to lift a person or other load from a lower position to a higher position or from a higher position to a lower position, such as lifting a person from the floor to a seated position. The device is movable from a collapsed position, defined as the feet of the legs being together, to an open position, defined as the feet of the legs extended apart with braces positionally fixed. very dry and very accurate! here is the lowdown - a person falls, unable to get up. too heavy to lift, or other wise assist... and there are MANY tricks to get a person off the ground, but sometimes not one will work... you get the device, which can be collapsed for storage, or already unfolded.... you place a strong double D-Ring belt around the chest of the fallen person The belt connects to the device, and you can raise the person safely via winch to either a wheelchair or a plank seat. There they can sit, gather their wits, drink a bit of juice in case it was low blood sugar, and then get up.. it really is that simple. Think of a rescue tripod. This is a rescue quadpod Sounds useful ! I know when my father was bedridden - the fire deot gets called out many nights a week in Florida for “fell out of bed” calls The partner cannot pick them up - too old or small They call a silent 911 and 2 guys from the fire Dept roll up in their cars and come in in the middle of the night and put the fallen person back into bed. I bet every fire dept would want one - some of these people weigh 300lbs plus and have to call for 3+ guys at 2 am thank you for describing it all so well.... yes the fall assists, or lift assists, are a big thing in many fire departments. they want this to go to their "frequent flyers"! Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
Trained Noticer
Forum Moderator User ID: 76014573 United States 02/20/2020 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THANK YOU, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! Quoting: Trained Noticer I would love to share , but GLP has a policy of not hawking your wares on the site, and I respect that. I can explain it, though. The patent is for: Collapsible Lifting Device and Method Here is the ABSTRACT from the patent: ABSTRACT: A collapsible lifting device including a top support member, multiple braced legs extending downward, and a hoist assembly. The legs may be hingedly, pivotally, and/or slidably connected to the other legs and/or to braces and/or to the top support member. The device is easily transportable and storable. The device may be used by a single typical caregiver to lift a person or other load from a lower position to a higher position or from a higher position to a lower position, such as lifting a person from the floor to a seated position. The device is movable from a collapsed position, defined as the feet of the legs being together, to an open position, defined as the feet of the legs extended apart with braces positionally fixed. very dry and very accurate! here is the lowdown - a person falls, unable to get up. too heavy to lift, or other wise assist... and there are MANY tricks to get a person off the ground, but sometimes not one will work... you get the device, which can be collapsed for storage, or already unfolded.... you place a strong double D-Ring belt around the chest of the fallen person The belt connects to the device, and you can raise the person safely via winch to either a wheelchair or a plank seat. There they can sit, gather their wits, drink a bit of juice in case it was low blood sugar, and then get up.. it really is that simple. Think of a rescue tripod. This is a rescue quadpod Sounds useful ! I know when my father was bedridden - the fire deot gets called out many nights a week in Florida for “fell out of bed” calls The partner cannot pick them up - too old or small They call a silent 911 and 2 guys from the fire Dept roll up in their cars and come in in the middle of the night and put the fallen person back into bed. I bet every fire dept would want one - some of these people weigh 300lbs plus and have to call for 3+ guys at 2 am For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase) It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain) |
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DeplorableOldMan
User ID: 78275275 United States 02/20/2020 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Congratulations, Trained Noticer. I am familiar with the Hoyer device, as I worked with special needs people for several years. The Hoyer device is very awkward and bulky to use. I know that increasing a person's mobility and safety will help give them much needed peace of mind. DeplorableOldMan |
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beeches
(OP) User ID: 77354011 United States 02/20/2020 06:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NOT to get someone off the ground, but to support them 100% when walking hands free... fully mobile - falling impossible I have been spotted using this version in a local park and at local conferences.... too funny! you can walk anywhere at all without fear of falling... Traumatic Brain Injury is a life disruptor... now a bit less. The University of Delaware has a café where a ceiling harness system enables TBI patients to safely walk and work. with our device.... they can walk anywhere, at the mall, out on a path, you name it. Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
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User ID: 73568822 United States 02/20/2020 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | THANK YOU, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! Quoting: Trained Noticer I would love to share , but GLP has a policy of not hawking your wares on the site, and I respect that. I can explain it, though. The patent is for: Collapsible Lifting Device and Method Here is the ABSTRACT from the patent: ABSTRACT: A collapsible lifting device including a top support member, multiple braced legs extending downward, and a hoist assembly. The legs may be hingedly, pivotally, and/or slidably connected to the other legs and/or to braces and/or to the top support member. The device is easily transportable and storable. The device may be used by a single typical caregiver to lift a person or other load from a lower position to a higher position or from a higher position to a lower position, such as lifting a person from the floor to a seated position. The device is movable from a collapsed position, defined as the feet of the legs being together, to an open position, defined as the feet of the legs extended apart with braces positionally fixed. Thanks for the explanation and congratulations my friend! TRUMP 2020 Willam Barr 2024 |
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