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DivinemashedAvacadoSa​lsa
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....everybody's tax check pimpin....banana2
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Kroger is having a big 5/$5 sale
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Omg!!!!!!!!! I could have posted this last week!!! I’m mid 40s and left my shopping cart bc the store was sooooooo crowded. It was mid month and not to be funny but meaning way past “first of the month” Checks. No idea but definitely thought of c virus!! Of course. Friggen left the store!!! Never ever in my life. Think we had the same experience
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People don't know how to prep shop!

You don't buy 10 gallons of bleach...you buy a gallon every time you go...or 2 pounds of pasta every time.

You also get perishables along with non-perishables (bananas, eggs, stuff you will use).

Don't make it obvious.

But now that we're running out of time it will get VERY obvious!
 Quoting: Mental Case


Agreed, been buying up tuna for the last month. Everytime I go in there I get 3 cans of Tuna. Up to like 50 with so many packs of hot dogs.. going to be sick of this combo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76704222


I hope you got the Tuna caught on the East coast. All that Tuna from the West coast is radioactive from Fukushima...

I've checked it out using a Geiger Counter. You should have one in your preps...
 Quoting: DuckNCover


What brand Tuna is caught on the East Coast? I'd like
to know that.

cheers
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only sick infected old corpses walking buying sugary shit over here.

I tell you the early you go for shopping thinkng to avoid masses of infected people the more sick people you will see.

probably the superspreaders enter at the supermarket at 8:00 and spit on everything
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You people need years and years of freeze dried foods....1 year or less is not going to cut it!
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Sorry, couldn't resist.

People buy a lot of shit on Saturdays especially your local third-worlders who often buy up sale shit and then resell it at their stinky little family store or gas stations.

I mean don't even TRY to go to Sam's Club or Costco or this new-fangled copycat "BJ's" on a Saturday..good God!
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Guess you didn't catch the part where o said we've seen this lady every Saturday for YEARS, at the same store, and she mentioned that it was highly unusual.

Here's your $3.50.
 Quoting: Blue_Triquetra


There are always naysayers. They have a gene that makes them disagree with everything they hear.
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....everybody's tax check pimpin....banana2
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That’s a possibility.
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Was your cashier's name Large Marge?
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Any GLP'r around should have been stocked and prepped for years now for just such an event.
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Kinda sitting here gloating to myself. I can't actually think of anything else to prep.

I've been prepping and rotating and upgrading for years. Just got a fresh supply of antibiotics and OTC meds. They mostly come from China. MUCINEX is a medical miracle product to keep the lungs clear. Everyone should have a supply.

I am not really worried about the Wu Wu Flu. I expect severe shortages of everyday treatments for cuts, burns, yeast and fungal infection, bug bites, itching, allergies, diaper rash, bladder infections, hemorrhoids and the mundane aches and pains. Sore throat lozenges and the vapor style cough drops can be lifesavers.

Also alkaseltser and antacids for the stomach and old fashioned Listerine for cleaning wounds and a daily rinse.

If you plan on eating a lot of beans, get some Gas Relief pills, have some baking soda to. A dose of vinegar added at the end of cooking to pot of bean soup can reduce the gas.

Check over the first aid supplies. Get it topped off now.

Get a good home style medical-type manual, one that will plain talk you through cuts, burns, stomach flu and the like. You never know when a baby might show up or you eat some bad food.

I wandered off topic again...sorry.
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The gates are closing! By March it will be to late!!

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Wow, odd to read this tonight. My son in law just told me when he went to the store earlier that the checker made mention that lots of people have been buying $600-700 worth of items and that she thought maybe it was tax refund money. This was after he waited in line behind someone with an overflowing cart.
 Quoting: Dee49




January is traditionally a slow retail month with Feb bein a catch back up month. Some SS checks come out the third week too. We just got our tax refund too..so I'm sure we weren't the only ones. But hey...don't let me stomp on anyone's doom boner or stiff clit. Enjoy...enjoy.


This comin Friday is the end of the month and will be a busy shopping weekend with more SS checks comin the beginning of the month too. It's why we don't do casinos for that week. Just sayin.



ANW-wait
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Great source also is dollar tree.....gossner box milk(get whole milk, it’s a perfect food) it will last forever! Buy buy and buy then when you think you have enough buy more! You have a currency that will soon buy you nothing!
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Yes, because it contains DXM, an ingredient youngin's like to ingest copious amounts of to get high. It's called "Robo tripping". Some stores have their system set so that message pops up.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


wtf. So, kids snort , sniff, smoke, or drink the rubbing alcohol. Gross..And peeps on here say I need a brain. laugh
 Quoting: Diabolical.




You do need a Brian.



Back up and read where the person mentioned their FLU MEDS being scanned, and the cashier needed to see their ID. The MEDICATION contains Dextromethorphan. It's a cough suppressant. Some people take large amounts and it gets you fucked up. I wasn't talking about rubbing alcohol.
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


Oh. I misread then. I need new glasses.
 Quoting: Diabolical.






Oh so it's not the brian...it's the glasses now.


bundy-0ni0n
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We saw our usual cashier at the grocery store this morning, and she told us that it had been an unusual day - a lot of people were coming through with carts FULL of stuff, and multiples of items, like 8 of this, 10 of that.

It came up because a lady 2 people ahead of us had a huge cart full, and I mentioned it. Our cashier said "yeah, it's been like that this morning, people stocking up like it's the end of the world or something."

wtf 10

I mentioned "maybe it's the Coronavirus," and she said she didn't know about that.

Just thought it was interesting, and I'd pass it on. We see her every Saturday morning for years now, she's never said anything like that before.

damned
 Quoting: Blue_Triquetra


Funny story, I was at Costco, and I was prepping not going to lie, but I wasn’t buying anything too crazy. Maybe the most I was purchasing was canned food and dried foods. Then during check out, when I swiped my rubbing alcohol, the self check out froze and required manager override. As the technician came over to me to call for a manager, he talked to me for a minute saying this has been put into place by corporate. As It turns out that they had Received orders to freeze transactions when the system detects hoarding to avoid clearing the shelves. Interesting.
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We saw our usual cashier at the grocery store this morning, and she told us that it had been an unusual day - a lot of people were coming through with carts FULL of stuff, and multiples of items, like 8 of this, 10 of that.

It came up because a lady 2 people ahead of us had a huge cart full, and I mentioned it. Our cashier said "yeah, it's been like that this morning, people stocking up like it's the end of the world or something."

wtf 10

I mentioned "maybe it's the Coronavirus," and she said she didn't know about that.

Just thought it was interesting, and I'd pass it on. We see her every Saturday morning for years now, she's never said anything like that before.

damned
 Quoting: Blue_Triquetra


Funny story, I was at Costco, and I was prepping not going to lie, but I wasn’t buying anything too crazy. Maybe the most I was purchasing was canned food and dried foods. Then during check out, when I swiped my rubbing alcohol, the self check out froze and required manager override. As the technician came over to me to call for a manager, he talked to me for a minute saying this has been put into place by corporate. As It turns out that they had Received orders to freeze transactions when the system detects hoarding to avoid clearing the shelves. Interesting.
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just hope for your sake none of those items were from china particularly wahun
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We saw our usual cashier at the grocery store this morning, and she told us that it had been an unusual day - a lot of people were coming through with carts FULL of stuff, and multiples of items, like 8 of this, 10 of that.

It came up because a lady 2 people ahead of us had a huge cart full, and I mentioned it. Our cashier said "yeah, it's been like that this morning, people stocking up like it's the end of the world or something."

wtf 10

I mentioned "maybe it's the Coronavirus," and she said she didn't know about that.

Just thought it was interesting, and I'd pass it on. We see her every Saturday morning for years now, she's never said anything like that before.

damned
 Quoting: Blue_Triquetra


I was at walmart today people where acting like they were stocking up shit load of carts
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Just wait till next weekend.

Supposedly, (this is un-verified 'chan' rumor) next Thursday February 27th, there's going to be a major announcement by the federal government about the Coronavirus:

This is when the Federal government comes clean to the public, and declares it a 'pandemic'.

Included are more travel restrictions, cancellations of non-essential large events (like concerts and sporting events) and rationing of certain 'hoardable' items.

That's when the panic-buying will really set in.
 Quoting: Sikhed


All path-ers are finally getting dd. Watch 90 percent stockup (since last thursday) thru the following week.
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I bought 2 cans of 48 oz. folger's coffee last night on Amazon, it was 6.76 per can. Now they are out of it in prime pantry and all the other cans were more than 10.00 each. The price at Walmart online is the same now.

I couldn't find anything less than 10.00 per can of 48 oz. except the Great Value brand and that was almost 8.00 per can of 48 oz.

Dog food I bought last week has gone up 4.00 per 20lb bag on Amazon and online Walmart is the same.

Many, many items I buy online at Walmart are out of stock tonight.

I've been prepping for awhile now and am just noticing this happening in the past week or so.

Better get your coffee in order, that's looking pretty doomy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78477218


Purchase freeze-dried instant coffee as well. Once the "real" coffee runs out, instant will taste like heaven in a cup, compared to no coffee at all. I've stocked three or four different brands, all still unopened of course, so I won't know which is best, but I know how grateful I will be to have coffee of any kind when it comes down to it!
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Why stock up before the apocalypse?

Seems rather retarded..
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How would you stock after the apocalypse? Strange concept there!
 Quoting: Pooka


Comfort foods...nothing but pie!

cheers
O'sCookie
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NO, no, Cookie - it's cake!!! Let them eat CAKE!!!
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Yea we went to the store and hoarded up last night. My favourite cashier with the lazy eye rang us up, and she said it had been like a ghost town all day (Saturday). The parking lot was scary empty. She mentioned that it’s usually like that when there’s a big game everyone watches. I remembered just before we left that the ethnic tard maoris and abos had a dance off for a rugby game. Maybe that’s what everyone was doing, watching rugby.

Business as usual here in Australia
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still summer there
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only sick infected old corpses walking buying sugary shit over here.

I tell you the early you go for shopping thinkng to avoid masses of infected people the more sick people you will see.

probably the superspreaders enter at the supermarket at 8:00 and spit on everything
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76717851


Your anger flares all over everything, any thread! LOL

One day, if you are fortunate and live that long, you will be one of those "sick, infected old corpses" about whom some young idiot will say the same thing you said today.
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Yea we went to the store and hoarded up last night. My favourite cashier with the lazy eye rang us up, and she said it had been like a ghost town all day (Saturday). The parking lot was scary empty. She mentioned that it’s usually like that when there’s a big game everyone watches. I remembered just before we left that the ethnic tard maoris and abos had a dance off for a rugby game. Maybe that’s what everyone was doing, watching rugby.

Business as usual here in Australia
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still summer there
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Just wait till next weekend.

Supposedly, (this is un-verified 'chan' rumor) next Thursday February 27th, there's going to be a major announcement by the federal government about the Coronavirus:

This is when the Federal government comes clean to the public, and declares it a 'pandemic'.

Included are more travel restrictions, cancellations of non-essential large events (like concerts and sporting events) and rationing of certain 'hoardable' items.

That's when the panic-buying will really set in.
 Quoting: Sikhed


Did anyone save the link or screengrab it? I would like to see it. Specifically the hoardable items part.
IDGAF
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Best fun about cashiers:

Shoppers handle their products with their feces, urine, snot, earwax, crotch fungus, toe jam, flem, sweat and other assorted bodily juices and fungus, virus, bacteria farm cultures.

They pass all that on to your checkers hands when they check out.

Then your checker handles your products and smears all that on to your items that you happily pack away in your re-usable bags, making certain you carry that on the surface of your re-usable bags for years to come.
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Best fun about cashiers:

Shoppers handle their products with their feces, urine, snot, earwax, crotch fungus, toe jam, flem, sweat and other assorted bodily juices and fungus, virus, bacteria farm cultures.

They pass all that on to your checkers hands when they check out.

Then your checker handles your products and smears all that on to your items that you happily pack away in your re-usable bags, making certain you carry that on the surface of your re-usable bags for years to come.
 Quoting: tkwasny


At least with ALWAYS using disposable bags that can be re-cycled, that evermore chain of contagion is cut off when you place the disposable bags in their re-cycle container. (They should have "BIOHAZRD" label on the the container.)
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So will GOODS from CHINA be contaminated with the Virus ?

soon to be "My Corona" !
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Must be Niburu.
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Sorry, couldn't resist.

People buy a lot of shit on Saturdays especially your local third-worlders who often buy up sale shit and then resell it at their stinky little family store or gas stations.

I mean don't even TRY to go to Sam's Club or Costco or this new-fangled copycat "BJ's" on a Saturday..good God!
 Quoting: The_Meridian


Guess you didn't catch the part where o said we've seen this lady every Saturday for YEARS, at the same store, and she mentioned that it was highly unusual.

Here's your $3.50.
 Quoting: Blue_Triquetra


Is she young or old? I hope she is old because if someone has been a cashier for years in a grocery store then that is just sad or some bs...just sayin...

ETA...just saw where you said she was a cool older lady...

Last Edited by Abi ~ on 02/23/2020 12:33 PM
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Best fun about cashiers:

Shoppers handle their products with their feces, urine, snot, earwax, crotch fungus, toe jam, flem, sweat and other assorted bodily juices and fungus, virus, bacteria farm cultures.

They pass all that on to your checkers hands when they check out.

Then your checker handles your products and smears all that on to your items that you happily pack away in your re-usable bags, making certain you carry that on the surface of your re-usable bags for years to come.
 Quoting: tkwasny



Mental note to self:

Time to think about always using the “self checkout”





GLP