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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78462916 United States 02/23/2020 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. That was at the first crash site... Quoting: DuckNCover The second crash site had the space ship and bodies... Don't you Roswell bro... So when the first site got debunked, a second "mystery" site appeared. LOL. No, one of those balloons could carry multiple experiments. Those experiments could each produce a separate "crash site" as a failing balloon bounced them along the ground for miles. |
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User ID: 27169207 Canada 02/23/2020 12:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. what it was is one of those Japanese Balloon's bombs from ww2 went off |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78462916 United States 02/23/2020 12:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. what it was is one of those Japanese Balloon's bombs from ww2 went off No, those were much further north. I saw the show that interviewed the Air Force guys who sent up that exact test balloon. They had to wait long enough for the classification to wear off before they could talk but they explained the whole thing. They even explained the novelty scotch tape reason. |
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User ID: 27169207 Canada 02/23/2020 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. what it was is one of those Japanese Balloon's bombs from ww2 went off No, those were much further north. I saw the show that interviewed the Air Force guys who sent up that exact test balloon. They had to wait long enough for the classification to wear off before they could talk but they explained the whole thing. They even explained the novelty scotch tape reason. anything is possible but ill tell you what it was not it was not AN ALIEN! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78462916 United States 02/23/2020 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. "Some of the Project Mogul balloon flights were launched from Alamogordo Air Base in New Mexico in 1947, and a few crashed nearby – one near a town called Roswell. The start of the Mogul balloon flights coincided with the first reports of UFO’s. To someone on the ground, these balloons may have looked like UFOs." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78360482 United States 02/23/2020 12:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. Yeah and 911 was done by cave Arabs, and there was only one shooter when they killed JFK. You have a third world IQ. |
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User ID: 27169207 Canada 02/23/2020 12:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. Yeah and 911 was done by cave Arabs, and there was only one shooter when they killed JFK. You have a third world IQ. LOL |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78462916 United States 02/23/2020 12:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. Yeah and 911 was done by cave Arabs, and there was only one shooter when they killed JFK. You have a third world IQ. My IQ is high enough to compare the interviews between Air Force vets who actually did the experiments and hysterical Roswell hicks. Its also high enough to read the linked articles and see the most likely truth. LOL. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77396442 United States 02/23/2020 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. moron not true at all |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78462916 United States 02/23/2020 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. moron not true at all So Roswell just so happened to be downwind of the military test balloons? Just so happened to have a UFO crash at that exact same spot at that exact same time? Absurd. |
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User ID: 74682784 United States 02/23/2020 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. What did private pilot Kenneth Arnold see on June 24, 1947? One week before the “Roswell incident” over Washington State. He described seeing several disc-like objects at altitude skipping like saucers on water; hence the name “flying saucers”. And what did Socorro, New Mexico police officer Lonnie Zamora see land on April 24, 1964? What did Japan Airlines Cargo pilot & crew see over Alaska on November 17, 1986? Last Edited by Vigorous Daily Handjob on 02/23/2020 02:07 PM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72579290 United States 02/23/2020 02:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. Maj. Jesse Marcel was promoted to Colonel later. They don't promote morons that can't tell the difference between a weather balloon and a flying saucer. Moran. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78462916 United States 02/23/2020 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. Maj. Jesse Marcel was promoted to Colonel later. They don't promote morons that can't tell the difference between a weather balloon and a flying saucer. Moran. You obviously have never been in the military and seen some of the idiots who get promoted. Or who get bogus medals and awards for bullshit. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78332515 United States 02/23/2020 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. Maj. Jesse Marcel was promoted to Colonel later. They don't promote morons that can't tell the difference between a weather balloon and a flying saucer. Moran. You obviously have never been in the military and seen some of the idiots who get promoted. Or who get bogus medals and awards for bullshit. Thats true. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78419874 Canada 02/23/2020 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. It was a captured Japanese manned 'Zeppelin' for lack of a better word. They made the compartments for the pilot tiny, so that if it was captured, the enemy would be unable to use it against the Japanese. So they literally found Japanese dudes 5ft tall (wasn't THAT hard) to pilot it. They happened to be former Yakuza, the story goes, and had their pinky cut off (Yakuza ritual, for dishonor) so they had 4 fingers on a hand. Little men, 4 fingers on a hand. And when it crashed (or the guy kamikazed) the gas masks/breathing apparatus melted onto their face, giving them an alien appearance. Boom. Roswell. They had earlier told the public that a Japanese attack on LA (the Battle of Los Angeles) was aliens, so it only made sense to keep running with the disinfo. And run with it they did. Eventually they showed some gullibles corpses of people that had porphyria, and boom, "I saw aliens my dude". |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78462916 United States 02/23/2020 03:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. It was a captured Japanese manned 'Zeppelin' for lack of a better word. They made the compartments for the pilot tiny, so that if it was captured, the enemy would be unable to use it against the Japanese. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78419874 So they literally found Japanese dudes 5ft tall (wasn't THAT hard) to pilot it. They happened to be former Yakuza, the story goes, and had their pinky cut off (Yakuza ritual, for dishonor) so they had 4 fingers on a hand. Little men, 4 fingers on a hand. And when it crashed (or the guy kamikazed) the gas masks/breathing apparatus melted onto their face, giving them an alien appearance. Boom. Roswell. They had earlier told the public that a Japanese attack on LA (the Battle of Los Angeles) was aliens, so it only made sense to keep running with the disinfo. And run with it they did. Eventually they showed some gullibles corpses of people that had porphyria, and boom, "I saw aliens my dude". Sounds iffy. A lot easier for Japan to do things much closer to themsleves like in the Northwest, not in New Mexico. Sounds like a possible plan but personally I doubt they ever did it. The purple scotch tape is the giveaway for me. The Vets who sent up that particular balloon clearly remembered where that tape came from because it was a last minute fix. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71170510 Italy 02/23/2020 03:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73473812 United States 02/24/2020 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. There is actually quite a bit of evidence of actual UFO crashes at Roswell and Corona. Read up on the witnesses and their death-bed statements. Too many of them mentioning ETs and “creatures” piloting the crafts to be false, and I don’t know many men who want to die with a lie as their last words. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78462916 United States 02/24/2020 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. There is actually quite a bit of evidence of actual UFO crashes at Roswell and Corona. Read up on the witnesses and their death-bed statements. Too many of them mentioning ETs and “creatures” piloting the crafts to be false, and I don’t know many men who want to die with a lie as their last words. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73473812 "Death bed" and "old man" statements are the least reliable. Old people tend to exaggerate and try to become famous with their last breath. They realize it is their last chance to be important. Thousands of people have gone broke or died following a "death bed" treasure map. |
England User ID: 65602883 United Kingdom 02/24/2020 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. Those huge balloons carried up a ton of experiments hanging on lines underneath one balloon. That was the "mystery" debris. They have even interviewed the Air Force guy who ran and grabbed some novelty tape from his own truck when they had something tear loose on one of the experiments before the launch. The novelty scotch tape had a purple tint to it and was decorated with half moons, stars, and other symbols. The exact same "mystery" markings that the hicks claim where on some of the debris. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78462916 The foil that Marcel was displaying in his photo was not the balloon, it was one of the experiments that hung below the balloon. All the current stories about mystery metal, bodies, etc, are just "after the fact" exaggerations and gossip. Now it is just a big moneymaking topic for the town, books, etc, so the stories just get wilder and wilder. Idiots. Unfortunately for you, it is clear you just haven't done enough digging on the particulars. What you're actually doing here Op, is that you are harming yourself by a lack of knowledge. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73473812 United States 02/24/2020 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Roswell is bullshit. It was a secret high altitude nuclear detection balloon test that was found by a bunch of hicks. There is actually quite a bit of evidence of actual UFO crashes at Roswell and Corona. Read up on the witnesses and their death-bed statements. Too many of them mentioning ETs and “creatures” piloting the crafts to be false, and I don’t know many men who want to die with a lie as their last words. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73473812 "Death bed" and "old man" statements are the least reliable. Old people tend to exaggerate and try to become famous with their last breath. They realize it is their last chance to be important. Thousands of people have gone broke or died following a "death bed" treasure map. Actually if you look into this just a little you will find the exact opposite. Many of them only told family members and did so because they had held in the truth for so long. Most were threatened, sworn to secrecy, etc. none of them gained any fame or fortune from the statements. Many expressed great sadness for not having spoken sooner. The officer at Roswell who was responsible for the press release gave a sworn statement in front of a notary a few days before he died with his daughter present, and instructions for the statement to be read only after his death. In spite of your objections, most people are reluctant to face God with their last act in this life being a lie. |