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SHTF Scenario

 
Mental Case
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SHTF Scenario
Help me brain storm a solution for this scenario...

Out of concern for their safety, you told your family and friends to prep...they didn't...but now they know you have prepped.

TSHTF. The store shelves are empty.

Now your friends and family are calling trying to guilt trip you out of your preps.

You tell them NO! If you split your preps among all of them the preps would only last about 3 days.

They come over and start knocking & ringing your doorbell...They are not trying to kick the door in, but they say they are NOT going to stop knocking until you give them your preps.

HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE WITHOUT SERIOUSLY HURTING THEM OR KILLING THEM?

What could you do to inflict just enough pain or discomfort to make them leave?
If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
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02/23/2020 09:03 PM
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I could spray them with liquid ass...But then I'd have to open the door.
If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
Icey

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02/23/2020 10:02 PM
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Bear spry. Works every time.
I am SNOWIE. WELCOME TO THE NEW ICE AGE. TRY NOT TO STARVE.
Malu nli

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02/23/2020 10:06 PM
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Poison some of the food. Make gift baskets.
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02/23/2020 10:11 PM
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Ive forewarned them clearly and fairly absolutely do not call me and make me say no... this was after literally begging them to just grab a couple things.... they know me and know better then to bother


However i will give them whatever think i can as it unfolds which may be something or may be nothing to give at all

Ive also informed them if i decide to flee to my cave in the mountains whatever i leave behind is theirs
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02/23/2020 10:19 PM

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Go to their door first and tell them you were broken into and all your preps were stolen. You had packed everything in a vehicle and it was stolen from there. Show them a pic of your car door open in your driveway with some empty boxes thrown around and rifled through and say you can’t believe it was all taken.

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"Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee
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02/23/2020 10:22 PM

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Go to their door first and tell them you were broken into and all your preps were stolen. You had packed everything in a vehicle and it was stolen from there. Show them a pic of your car door open in your driveway with some empty boxes thrown around and rifled through and say you can’t believe it was all taken.
 Quoting: MKPitBull


They may feel bad give you some cornflakes or something to go home with
"Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee
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02/23/2020 10:25 PM
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Poison some of the food. Make gift baskets.
 Quoting: Malu nli


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02/23/2020 10:26 PM

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share anyway.
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Go to their door first and tell them you were broken into and all your preps were stolen. You had packed everything in a vehicle and it was stolen from there. Show them a pic of your car door open in your driveway with some empty boxes thrown around and rifled through and say you can’t believe it was all taken.
 Quoting: MKPitBull


They may feel bad give you some cornflakes or something to go home with
 Quoting: MKPitBull


Or just spray paint a biohazard emblem on your door with big letters “infected”
"Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee
Nagabonar666

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02/23/2020 10:30 PM
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Pretend you got the flu
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Help me brain storm a solution for this scenario...

Out of concern for their safety, you told your family and friends to prep...they didn't...but now they know you have prepped.

TSHTF. The store shelves are empty.

Now your friends and family are calling trying to guilt trip you out of your preps.

You tell them NO! If you split your preps among all of them the preps would only last about 3 days.

They come over and start knocking & ringing your doorbell...They are not trying to kick the door in, but they say they are NOT going to stop knocking until you give them your preps.

HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE WITHOUT SERIOUSLY HURTING THEM OR KILLING THEM?

What could you do to inflict just enough pain or discomfort to make them leave?
 Quoting: Mental Case


Your first mistake was telling anyone that you had prepped
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02/23/2020 10:31 PM
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Bear spry. Works every time.
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02/23/2020 10:31 PM
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Maybe that's when it's time to consider cannibalism? Why prep when you can spread rumors of prep to attract meals?


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I have already had a few asking for masks. I've got a box of 30 and one chick asked for four! She didn't prep for her kids despite telling others to for years. She has already decided she and her kids will come to my house. I bet that is several others plan too, Im the camper who always preps for the hurricanes. I am prepping a little for others so they can not guilt me out of the good stuff. But I am not about to ty to feed anyone else besides my own kids for three months.
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Poison some of the food. Make gift baskets.
 Quoting: Malu nli


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02/23/2020 10:32 PM
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If they want water, I wil happily give them some of my extra jugs- of irragation water that I use for my plants and watering my hens.

I will under no circumstances be keeping ALL my food IN my house! Lots will be distributed nicey in various areas on my acreage.

They knock on my door, firstly, I will not open it, as I dont want to infect anyone nor get infected by my visitors - I would tell them I am in a bind as well and thought they were one of my neighbors trying to swing by to see if we needed anything.

Surely, I know of one particular relative who will be knocking, and I would say to him "You're a christian who has been voicing about god, why are YOU at MY door?!"
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02/23/2020 10:33 PM
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Go to their door first and tell them you were broken into and all your preps were stolen. You had packed everything in a vehicle and it was stolen from there. Show them a pic of your car door open in your driveway with some empty boxes thrown around and rifled through and say you can’t believe it was all taken.
 Quoting: MKPitBull


Good idea - but call them and sound upset - that you were robbed blind -- or that cops came and took every thing and accused u of hoarding - and or tell them u are in quarantine for a month (starting when they first call.)
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Pretend you got the flu
 Quoting: Nagabonar666


^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^^

Tell them you have the virus or you're helping treat someone in your house who has it.
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02/23/2020 10:34 PM
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That’s an easy one.
Tell them you are sick,,, you know?, sick with the virus.

They won’t want. Any of your preps after you tell them that.
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02/23/2020 10:35 PM
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Help me brain storm a solution for this scenario...

Out of concern for their safety, you told your family and friends to prep...they didn't...but now they know you have prepped.

TSHTF. The store shelves are empty.

Now your friends and family are calling trying to guilt trip you out of your preps.

You tell them NO! If you split your preps among all of them the preps would only last about 3 days.

They come over and start knocking & ringing your doorbell...They are not trying to kick the door in, but they say they are NOT going to stop knocking until you give them your preps.

HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM LEAVE WITHOUT SERIOUSLY HURTING THEM OR KILLING THEM?

What could you do to inflict just enough pain or discomfort to make them leave?
 Quoting: Mental Case



Pepperspray, the non-lethal alternative.


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Post a sign that reads, “QUARANTINED”
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“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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02/23/2020 10:36 PM
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Go to their door first and tell them you were broken into and all your preps were stolen. You had packed everything in a vehicle and it was stolen from there. Show them a pic of your car door open in your driveway with some empty boxes thrown around and rifled through and say you can’t believe it was all taken.
 Quoting: MKPitBull



then blame the (pretend) theft on one of them. Then say whoever it is to fess up....LOL


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I have already had a few asking for masks. I've got a box of 30 and one chick asked for four! She didn't prep for her kids despite telling others to for years. She has already decided she and her kids will come to my house. I bet that is several others plan too, Im the camper who always preps for the hurricanes. I am prepping a little for others so they can not guilt me out of the good stuff. But I am not about to ty to feed anyone else besides my own kids for three months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78148933

See, lose lips sink ships....
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Post a sign that reads, “QUARANTINED”
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 Quoting: Zovalex


Excellent idea
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02/23/2020 10:39 PM
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Well, you'd survive to see the day when cannabilism becomes the norm, roving hoardes of demon possessed people battle with each other and absolute hell on earth is unleashed, whereas your non- prepper family member will likely die before having to experience the level of hell your greed will bring you.
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Go to their door first and tell them you were broken into and all your preps were stolen. You had packed everything in a vehicle and it was stolen from there. Show them a pic of your car door open in your driveway with some empty boxes thrown around and rifled through and say you can’t believe it was all taken.
 Quoting: MKPitBull


No need to lie.

Tell them you don't have enough to share.
When you are afraid of losing your life, you have already lost your life.

Don't be afraid.
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02/23/2020 10:52 PM
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That’s an easy one.
Tell them you are sick,,, you know?, sick with the virus.

They won’t want. Any of your preps after you tell them that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77483961


They will call offical to get you help.
Military shows up to take you to quarantine.
Better just to say I told you so...followed by I have nothing to give.
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02/23/2020 10:52 PM
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I fucking don't tell anyone my business.
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The worse mistake anyone will think is that I have not been prepared. I been prepared since 1998.

I still got good beans and rice since 1998. I read on GLP that some people's preps went bad...they were ignorant as i am living proof. I got beans and rice, good, since way back then. Two days ago, I ate carrots that were 10 years old.

My best defense is that i LOOK like an old lady...you know the type, liberal, with no guns and no food. That is their last mistake. I am no liberal. I just do not let anyone know what I got.

I got shit buried all over the place. The internet is a good thing and I have prepared.

My best defense is my age and sex. Bring it on mother fuckers. I am a very good shot and the fuckers will never see it coming.
They never thought she would lose. Now they all lose.
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Well, you'd survive to see the day when cannabilism becomes the norm, roving hoardes of demon possessed people battle with each other and absolute hell on earth is unleashed, whereas your non- prepper family member will likely die before having to experience the level of hell your greed will bring you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43943619


This. What would it be like after a huge outbreak and societal shutdown.

I guess China will shed some light on that.





GLP