Believe it or not, the FBI colluded with brazen Jevvish Supremacists and Billionaires to steal my life's work, making it clear to me that they would automatically accept at face value the most absurd claptrap from the mouth of any already rich person, and anything of value I might produce in the future would be subject to seizure, forcing me to abandon my ambition to work tirelessly to think up unique lifesaving and life enhancing solutions to problems besetting the World's poorest. You don't have to be an amoral common IP thief scumbucket willing to sacrifice many poor lives to put a few extra Shekels in a billionaires pocket to work there, but it certainly helps!