Anyone else have really bad gas lately?? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62716963 Canada 02/24/2020 04:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I spent all morning farting. Just when I thought it was over, boom! And there she blows! I had to roll down the windows on a short trip to the store because it smelled so bad. In the store I cleared out aisles. Women gasped. Quoting: Stop, or my mom will shoot! 54749076 I made a few children cry. I was even threatened by the manager and ridiculed for my noxious odor. Everyone seemed to be ridiculing me for something outside of my control. At one point, I had to stop at a public restroom just to wipe. I didn't crap myself, but there was definitely residue, that I'm assuming made its way out with all the toots. I felt ashamed. When I grabbed more toilet paper, I noticed writing on the wall in the stall. It read, "here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted." Can you believe my luck? I had to endure a zinger from an anonymous 'poop poet'! I don't get it. Nothing has changed recently in my diet or in general. For instance, yesterday I had normal foods...a few devil dogs, poached eggs, a protein shake, a block of cheese the size of a car battery, and beans on toast. Why God? Why have you forsaken me?! my cat has really foul gas that will make you choke. :( |
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