MEN: what's fhe most satisfying itch to scratch?

I love how, in the midst of all the chaos on here right now, there is this thread. lol
































P.S. You're all GROSS!

this one fuckin eats/licks whatever she's digging out


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Hunting. The dopamine rush is like screwing with no climax. Being able to hunt and kill, gives you ultimate provider status...it's so instinctual that...it gives women orgasms basically instantly even if they have no idea you went hunting that day.

The back. Right in the middle and under the shoulder blades.. MMmmMMmmm...

My lady bits when I’m on the rag. And he’ll yes I smell after.

Do you get itchy when you're on?

don't you mean bitchy?

Taking off tight socks and scratching the creases they leave on your lower legs ... HmmmmMMMmmM ... RELIEF!

Bitchiness comes in the week BEFORE. When it actually arrives its just aches and pains, and for some itchiness since the ph levels change.

I was just curious about her cycle thats all, lol

Ever think about the similarity in the sensation of scratching an itch and scratching "the" itch?

Both physical sensations are sort of a tickle. The mosquito bite tickles, but when you scratch it, the feeling changes to one of satisfaction. Orgasm is an anticipated tickle, but it's one that we willingly bring about.

Surely there's been research on this important matter. Surely.

ooh, uh-huh, ahhh...okay! *takes notes*

Poison ivy that spread to the dick, that itch to scratch works wonders.

Yeah.

Yes, you would be wise to take notes.

Are you married? If so, Im sure you can concur with some of what I am saying.

i'm on glp making up these sort of threads, you think i've ever fucking been around a woman in my life??

Wash with a a ph balanced intimate cleanser, and do it day and night to control the itch via balancing ph levels. After you stop bleeding, use Rephresh for the next 3 days to totally balance your ph levels the menstrual cycle tends to mess up.

Do it this month, and I think you will be good to go. The itch will likely lessen with subsequent cycles.

boy you sure were eager to come out with that, eh

doucheshill

Butthole.
Texture is slick.
Smell is reminiscent of hot dogs.

Lol, well I thought you may have some experience. No?

Its okay, though. Just think of the money you are saving with no wife/girlfriend. Im sure you life is pretty drama free too.

Me?

You must not know me too well. I love to advise the ladies

Your vagina itches? They make an OTC cream for that I bet.


For me? Back! I’ve got a back scratcher that keep handy.

Oh yeah.. forgot about that! My knee brace makes the back of my leg itch like mad sometimes too!

lol, silly me huh?

This AC is sharp, Can we keep him? Please?

As you wish. Anything for you

oh be nice

I broke out in a very itchy head to toe rash last spring for no reason never happened before. Scolding hot water in the shower on each area one at a time was the most euphoric feeling I have ever had. I could feel it hit my brain with an indescribable feeling I cannot describe. Unimaginable euphoria.

my last month-long ban here was for trying to post a thread about some rocks i found along the river last summer. go figure, eh