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OFFICIAL:. Breaking News Australia - Prime Minister Declares PANDEMIC Procedures Initiated

 
Anonymous Coward
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Can people on board here report if supplies are short in supermarkets and which state Ru in?
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All the pubs have no beer.

Aus all stocked up.

Got 50 bucks left now.

Will spend it on beer nuts.

Im all set.
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Good luck growing your beerd.
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02/27/2020 08:45 AM
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www.nine.com.au

Aussies STOCK UP on all things!
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Cool, the Aussie cucks can give up their sovereignty and let the United Nations and WHO take over...
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They were NEVER sovereign.
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02/27/2020 08:55 AM
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Something told us to stock up at supermarket last week, we listened to that intuitive nudge - have enough for two years, made sure we bought the largest tub of Vegimiteapplause2
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Vegimite?! Never understood the appeal of that stuff.
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This seems like the perfect SHTF prep. Doesn't this thing keep at room temperature for like, centuries?

I bet it is packed with probiotics and all kinds of beneficial crap.

Don't forget this island was built on tough people. They don't fool around. I'd hedge my bets on an Aussie making it anytime!!
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02/27/2020 09:02 AM
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Everything is pretty much fine here
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No bodies anywhere ATM.
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02/27/2020 09:13 AM
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www.nine.com.au

Aussies STOCK UP on all things!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58997830


Cool, the Aussie cucks can give up their sovereignty and let the United Nations and WHO take over...
 Quoting: DeplorableOldMan


Do not for 1 second think that us Aussies will ever be cuckolded. I guarantee that if the SHTF the MAJORITY of us WILL fight for what we believe to be fair and just. DO NOT take us for granted. Per population we WILL fight any injustice like we are fighting a war. Your ignorance already proves your defeat. Clean your own backyard with your international embarrassment of a Schiff show. Your corrupt Democratic party and your countries allowance of bias surely shows who is the 'cucks' in this world.
Your homeless population should automatically negate any comments you should infer to defame my country.
So, as politely as I can, FUCK OFF.
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02/27/2020 09:14 AM
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No bodies anywhere ATM.
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Wait till the pubs close at 3.
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02/27/2020 09:22 AM
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Lots of people missing off the streets

Very professional cover up

Outfit in Australia

Plenty of cremations

They spreading the smoke good

Sometimes it's falling
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02/27/2020 09:27 AM
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www.nine.com.au

Aussies STOCK UP on all things!
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Lol, and this is what some on here wanted Trump to do in his speech he gave yesterday, they wanted him to cause panic over 15 cases lol

Thank God we have a president who knows how to deal with this virus that isnt that bad
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02/27/2020 09:42 AM
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No bodies anywhere ATM.
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Wait till the pubs close at 3.
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Wait, What? 3 pubs are closing? This is the apocalypse.
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02/27/2020 10:00 AM
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The reason countries do not want to call this a pandemic is because that says millions will die...Look at history of what was called pandemic , not good for economies or politics.



The avian-borne flu that resulted in 50 million deaths worldwide,


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It makes people feel better to compare to the flu because it has a vaccine , this does not
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02/27/2020 10:40 AM
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I'm guessing your in Sydney Op? Went there once, and played 'spot the Aussie', didn't see very many, cos the place is chockers with internationals, who travel back to visit their families all the time!!

Corona is sure to go through the roof there, and Melbourne will be right behind them.

I'm in the west thank fuck, isolated from the east, and haven't seen any empty shelves of anything, and I travel a lot here.

Most people I know, are aware of what's going on, and are quietly preparing for the worst, but not in any stupid panic mode.

Like another poster pointed out, us Aussies, who the majority of, live in the country, help each other during disasters, just like we will with whatever happens with this virus.

So get some chill pills Op.

peace
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02/27/2020 10:50 AM
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I am glad SOME countries leaders are taking this seriously! Our stooge is trying to convince everyone here that it's no worse than the flu. Doesn't he know we can see what other countries are doing?!
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02/27/2020 11:03 AM
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Our country doesn't seem to have stockpiled for an emergency like this.

We had time to close all airports, block all entry of vessels. Isolate every town and city.
It's here.
So called cured people sent home to enter their communities.
Money travels fast and cov-19 can live on it.
Money should have been exchanged for tap/go cards.
Some sort of goodwill credit system should be implemented.

Buying even with a tap and go bankcard is disconcerting. You know the worker is handling money and your produce.

It's bullshit looking at the TV and as this tidal wave is on the horizon theyre still talking about the big public gatherings as something to look forward to.

I get the feeling Australians are too vain and in denial about what is about to go down. No masks being worn (chemist selling two packs of seven to each person at a time- admit theyre pointless basic surgical masks).

Military should have stepped in and taken charge of all logistics and implemented bio threat strategy as soon as first videos and warnings arose from Wuhan.
Cosgrove should have stepped up.

Feeble, selfish pissweak money grubbing politicians should be shot.

The World is irreversibly changing. Our leaders need to accept it. Schools out forever.
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02/27/2020 11:32 AM
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The Prime Minister is a joke. They were letting everyone in, even helping people go to colleges. He and other leaders in Australia should be strung up by its citizens.
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02/27/2020 12:56 PM
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There's a McDonalds right around the corner, so if TSHTF then it's drive through for 2 weeks.

Btw someone should be disinfecting ATMs, Asians use them all the time.
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02/27/2020 01:21 PM
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meanwhile Trump calls it a nothing burger
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Not what he said Trin...
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02/27/2020 02:09 PM
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What happened to the 4000+ thread about the pandemic?
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02/27/2020 02:11 PM
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What happened to the 4000+ thread about the pandemic?
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I am panic, but I found it. Nevermind.
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02/27/2020 02:33 PM
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In country NSW.

Only items missing on shelves I've noticed is dettol hand sanitiser and weirdly zinc tablets.

Happy to report as/when things change.
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Zinc's pretty effective against colds if you do it very early and you're willing to put up with the stomach part :)

I don't do it personally but hub does.
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What happened to the 4000+ thread about the pandemic?
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someone prob said #pencedemik
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The Prime Minister is a joke. They were letting everyone in, even helping people go to colleges. He and other leaders in Australia should be strung up by its citizens.
 Quoting: LooneyBin


This time yesterday news broke of a large Melbourne University paying $7,500-00 AUD to assist overseas students bypass restrictions. The money was to cover a 2 week isolation period in a un-affected country and related costs. 9 hours later our PM made the declaration that this thread is about.

Unfortunately, the premier of Victoria is a union thug, openly promoting progressive agendas. After approximately 4 minutes coverage of COVID-19 on the national news, the next main story was about AFL. The next breaking news story covered the disruption in the CBD of Melbourne by climate change protesters. These protests have been occurring for months. The main news this week from our socialist premier has been about the need for 4 separate garbage bins because its so hard for us peasants to recycle properly. Bugger the expense to its citizens because landfill is so expensive Dopey Dan stated.

So yes, I agree, this leader should be strung up and should of been strung up when he was elected. He got elected at the time because of a controversial tunnel being built in Melbourne. The previous state government had locked in a contract for this long awaited and needed infrastructure. His cancellation of this contract resulted in the payment of $1.1 BILLION dollars for nothing!

What our PM did yesterday was to bypass the lunacy of a incompetent and corrupt State Premier. Some other poster mentioned earlier in this thread that the opposition leader was not notified about this. Sounds pretty similar to Jim Jordan not wanting Adam Schiff to be given sensitive information. So, speaking of jokes, continue getting your 'news' from CNN.
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02/27/2020 05:53 PM
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meanwhile Trump calls it a nothing burger
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Not what he said Trin...
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.......kinda did buddy no matter how much smoke you apply.

He has been saying that from the start. But hey, he’s between a rock & a hard place so.......
GLP alert level 2; "Go get a Hard Hat:.

GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking Hat on:.
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02/28/2020 12:52 AM
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Standard size boxes of name brand tissues starting to disappear.
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Standard size boxes of name brand tissues starting to disappear.
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We have about 100 boxes, achoooo! hf
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The Prime Minister is a joke. They were letting everyone in, even helping people go to colleges. He and other leaders in Australia should be strung up by its citizens.
 Quoting: LooneyBin


This time yesterday news broke of a large Melbourne University paying $7,500-00 AUD to assist overseas students bypass restrictions. The money was to cover a 2 week isolation period in a un-affected country and related costs. 9 hours later our PM made the declaration that this thread is about.

Unfortunately, the premier of Victoria is a union thug, openly promoting progressive agendas. After approximately 4 minutes coverage of COVID-19 on the national news, the next main story was about AFL. The next breaking news story covered the disruption in the CBD of Melbourne by climate change protesters. These protests have been occurring for months. The main news this week from our socialist premier has been about the need for 4 separate garbage bins because its so hard for us peasants to recycle properly. Bugger the expense to its citizens because landfill is so expensive Dopey Dan stated.

So yes, I agree, this leader should be strung up and should of been strung up when he was elected. He got elected at the time because of a controversial tunnel being built in Melbourne. The previous state government had locked in a contract for this long awaited and needed infrastructure. His cancellation of this contract resulted in the payment of $1.1 BILLION dollars for nothing!

What our PM did yesterday was to bypass the lunacy of a incompetent and corrupt State Premier. Some other poster mentioned earlier in this thread that the opposition leader was not notified about this. Sounds pretty similar to Jim Jordan not wanting Adam Schiff to be given sensitive information. So, speaking of jokes, continue getting your 'news' from CNN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78521223



OP here, this is shocking to read, but with thanks, learn a little everyday. Never trusted the Vic Premier, he is like a covert smelly fart waffing about and turns back to smell how wonderful he is.

Yes, the opposition Labour leader was left in the dark by our arrogant Brian Houston arse licker of a PM. He professes to be a Christian, pfffft, would recognise God if he tripped over Him.

He'll be gone soon, God will humble his haughty arse very soon, mark my words.
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Standard size boxes of name brand tissues starting to disappear.
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We have about 100 boxes, achoooo! hf
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If you can find Domestos, the green one, it's a hospital grade, Woolies and Coles have their brand on the shelf, it will suffice for any disinfectant, just remember it's a bleach, powerful, hot water in a bucket for floors. White vinegar runs rings around hand sanitizer, water it down, 200ml to a litre in a spray bottle.

Grab all the toilet soft 3ply paper on special if tissues are short, works a treat.
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I'm guessing your in Sydney Op? Went there once, and played 'spot the Aussie', didn't see very many, cos the place is chockers with internationals, who travel back to visit their families all the time!!

Corona is sure to go through the roof there, and Melbourne will be right behind them.

I'm in the west thank fuck, isolated from the east, and haven't seen any empty shelves of anything, and I travel a lot here.

Most people I know, are aware of what's going on, and are quietly preparing for the worst, but not in any stupid panic mode.

Like another poster pointed out, us Aussies, who the majority of, live in the country, help each other during disasters, just like we will with whatever happens with this virus.

So get some chill pills Op.

peace
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No way, you may as well be in China or India. FNQ, bliss!
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There's a McDonalds right around the corner, so if TSHTF then it's drive through for 2 weeks.

Btw someone should be disinfecting ATMs, Asians use them all the time.
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And the Eftpos machine.
Or just wear rubber gloves
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www.nine.com.au

Aussies STOCK UP on all things!
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Cool, the Aussie cucks can give up their sovereignty and let the United Nations and WHO take over...
 Quoting: DeplorableOldMan


Do not for 1 second think that us Aussies will ever be cuckolded. I guarantee that if the SHTF the MAJORITY of us WILL fight for what we believe to be fair and just. DO NOT take us for granted. Per population we WILL fight any injustice like we are fighting a war. Your ignorance already proves your defeat. Clean your own backyard with your international embarrassment of a Schiff show. Your corrupt Democratic party and your countries allowance of bias surely shows who is the 'cucks' in this world.
Your homeless population should automatically negate any comments you should infer to defame my country.
So, as politely as I can, FUCK OFF.
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