Giveaway is over, at least officially.....now, let's party!

If you're a newly signed up member, you're going to need to tell me why I should upgrade you....because I don't want to waste $12 on a numbskull.

If you're a newly signed up member who as an AC shared in posts with me, then tell me about it, because you will have an edge.

If you're an older member, then you've got the leg up.....but, I'm going to upgrade at least one newbie.


Have fun....

You may as well pray to your dog... no difference

Stop ya boastin’ ya hung cunt

First of all, thank you for doing this.

Since I do a lot of traveling (2 weeks out of every month) and given I'm one of those hippy Liberals most here do not care much for I ask if you can give one of those upgrades to someone who doesn't have a lot of money but has a lot of time, or someone who needs the money to prep and thus can't afford an upgrade and prepping.

Rather than me getting an upgrade as I could only use it two weeks out of a month my only wish is that it goes to someone to whom it makes a huge difference. I mostly do reading here, especially the COVID-19 stuff. Share info with my friends in liberal circles so they can be prepared since they won't likely come across this forum. I can do that without a paid membership but many others are on a limited budget or may prep without their significant others knowing or may live in other countries where they can't easily pay for their own membership.

Please help one of them in this difficult time. Thank you.

HayaH

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Asking for my upgrade. I'm trying to conserve income. I'm the unpaid caregiver of my disabled mother. (Stroke, congestive heart failure). while running the small family farm. I literally raise tomatoes. My living room is full of baby tomato plants. Which makes glp my people.

Because my mother would probably die from the Chinese Corona, I may have to pull up the drawbridge. which means no farmers markets. financially giant ouch! and money is much too tight to pay membership fees.

If I can uofrader, thanks. If not, congratulations to the lucky ones.

:Awww2: So good of you to do cosmicgypsy and Cosmicfire!



I love this thread!!!

Hurry up, atention whore

OK op, got a question? Are you going to include all the GLPers you reported for abusive posts in your upgrade offer?

I think you've reported everybody in glp?

Just saying,,,,,

My goodness....your britches on fire?....harhar.


Tell me your story, lovey....


....you are one I was going to upgrade, but now there's a story on the table...lol, I hope it's a goodun or......

OK op, got a question? Are you going to include all the GLPers you reported for abusive posts in your upgrade offer?

I think you've reported everybody in glp?

Just saying,,,,,

An den ya momma told you I was well hung as I cum in Berlin.

Ya noez you luv it German gal, you luv it...

Hey there, lovey....heh, one of the ones I adore....

Damn it...my mouth always gets me in trouble.

Ok...keep in mind this really happened just two days ago and it falls under the heading of one of those "now I've seen everything" moments.

I had gone out to the store around rush hour here in Dallas and I'm on my way back home. Suddenly in front of me (on a six lane road) traffic comes to a screeching halt!

As I slowed and finally saw the problem there was a car in the middle lane, flashers going BUT it was why they were going so slow that was the crazy thing. Walking in the MIDDLE lane of this road was a black woman, wearing full on black Hijab just strolling without a care in the world. IF that wasn't enough this crazy biotch was carrying a basketball (yes, a basketball) in front of her holding onto it with both hands. It was almost as if she was worshiping the basketball...she was carrying it very carefully and reverently.

I decided to turn around and call the police to report it but just as I was about to do so her actions caused a car to rear end another as they didn't stop in time for the nutjob.

Eventually police and ambulance, etc. all show up...the Hijab woman was put in handcuffs and back of a cop car.....but you know I just realized, I don't know what happened to the basketball.....I wonder if it made a clean escape!

Swear to God...that was a 100% true story...

Damn it...my mouth always gets me in trouble.

Ok...keep in mind this really happened just two days ago and it falls under the heading of one of those "now I've seen everything" moments.

I had gone out to the store around rush hour here in Dallas and I'm on my way back home. Suddenly in front of me (on a six lane road) traffic comes to a screeching halt!

As I slowed and finally saw the problem there was a car in the middle lane, flashers going BUT it was why they were going so slow that was the crazy thing. Walking in the MIDDLE lane of this road was a black woman, wearing full on black Hijab just strolling without a care in the world. IF that wasn't enough this crazy biotch was carrying a basketball (yes, a basketball) in front of her holding onto it with both hands. It was almost as if she was worshiping the basketball...she was carrying it very carefully and reverently.

I decided to turn around and call the police to report it but just as I was about to do so her actions caused a car to rear end another as they didn't stop in time for the nutjob.

Eventually police and ambulance, etc. all show up...the Hijab woman was put in handcuffs and back of a cop car.....but you know I just realized, I don't know what happened to the basketball.....I wonder if it made a clean escape!

Swear to God...that was a 100% true story...

She sounds like she...well, she obviously was having some kind of breakdown...lawdy, I bet that was a big mess.


Upgraded.... of course.

I will gladly give up any upgrade in exchange for one months long"adoration"!

Damn it...my mouth always gets me in trouble.

Ok...keep in mind this really happened just two days ago and it falls under the heading of one of those "now I've seen everything" moments.

I had gone out to the store around rush hour here in Dallas and I'm on my way back home. Suddenly in front of me (on a six lane road) traffic comes to a screeching halt!

As I slowed and finally saw the problem there was a car in the middle lane, flashers going BUT it was why they were going so slow that was the crazy thing. Walking in the MIDDLE lane of this road was a black woman, wearing full on black Hijab just strolling without a care in the world. IF that wasn't enough this crazy biotch was carrying a basketball (yes, a basketball) in front of her holding onto it with both hands. It was almost as if she was worshiping the basketball...she was carrying it very carefully and reverently.

I decided to turn around and call the police to report it but just as I was about to do so her actions caused a car to rear end another as they didn't stop in time for the nutjob.

Eventually police and ambulance, etc. all show up...the Hijab woman was put in handcuffs and back of a cop car.....but you know I just realized, I don't know what happened to the basketball.....I wonder if it made a clean escape!

Swear to God...that was a 100% true story...

At least that's one less person I have to consider....

So a Muslim woman was acting like she had a ticking time ball.

Purposely drawing attention to herself to create chaos and fear.

The cops show up and arrest her

$100 bucks says she was faking it so she can scream “RACIST whiteys!!”

Likely planning on being the next CNN guest victim so she could complain about being so oppressed by meanie Americans

...And then SUE the pants off the city of Dallas!

Probably related to Clock Boy

So a Muslim woman was acting like she had a ticking time ball.

Purposely drawing attention to herself to create chaos and fear.

The cops show up and arrest her

$100 bucks says she was faking it so she can scream “RACIST whiteys!!”

Likely planning on being the next CNN guest victim so she could complain about being so oppressed by meanie Americans

...And then SUE the pants off the city of Dallas!

Probably related to Clock Boy