virus is from bat soup, meteorite, or bio weapons lab

Then the cops say that they are homosexuals

*if Vincent is the devil, then I am Zuul

#1 said that is her defense against #2 father trying to see her naked is make herself Jack with her instead when #2 is naked in the movie

And they are supposedly doing this because they think if they win and make their own new world order they can make themselves marry their daughters

Now Pelosi is shitting out her mouth in the lake of fire

Then they made krasinski be the show modern family and me be the movie wyatt earp so make us that that also

Now Mark is supposed to have made it to "having his face in Taylor Lautner's ass cheeks like between two pillows"

Then krasinski said that this is my fault because Andrea likes my dick better than his and "he will gun me down in the street like the limp dick dog that I am" and eat my lunch of "Taylor swift's popcorn farts" since I don't seem to want it but won't let anyone else have it either.

And I went

And then krasinski said that he is insane and the ruler of the world in Scarface movie and I am the globe that says "the world is yours" and also the pile of cocaine that he is always high on

Then krasinski said that this is my fault because Andrea likes my dick better than his and "he will gun me down in the street like the limp dick dog that I am" and eat my lunch of "Taylor's popcorn farts" since I don't seem to want it but won't let anyone else have it either.

And I went

And then krasinski said that he is insane and the ruler of the world in Scarface movie and I am the globe that says "the world is yours" and also the pile of cocaine that he is always high on