I just coughed; do I have the dreaded Corona??

Yep yer fucked, got tha wuflu, got 14 days live it up

Dang. That sucks.

Well, nothin’ you can do when you’re the next in line I guess.

Last Edited by Beast love should be legal on 03/05/2020 10:03 PM

Don’t keep if you yourself spread that shit, make yourself useful

Vape some Lysol and mainline some colloidal mercury. You be aight.

Is the Crisp linen a good one to vape?

Only the Tropical & Country Breeze scent has been proven to kill COVID-19.

Cough you say?



R.I.P OP

Bummer dude can I have your stuff when your gone?

Yeah, yeah , yeah, I know there’s no hope for me now. One cough leads to two then to certain death. Guess I shoulda listened to the Corona tards on here and worn 9 masks at all times.

Maybe.

You dead

You can always blame Trump.

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Make sure you wear your mask

:nottodaycv:

perhaps aids

Go to work. Thats what Trump said to do.

Only if you're in north Korea. 100% death rate as they shoot all the suspected and confirmed cases. Kim ain't messing around.

If you're not in NK, you will most certainly live.

It was 19 or 20, not sure which yet.

Fuck!!

I just coughed again!!

ORANGE MAN BAD 'CUZ TV TELL ME SO!

You guys can laugh all you want but that’s 2 (two) coughs in 2 days!!!

I’m self quarantining, burning all my clothes, bathing in 26 gallons of hand sanitizer (bought out the store..fuck everyone else) and doing orange juice IV’s!!!!

I refuse to die from this giant nothing burger!!!

Last Edited by Beast love should be legal on 03/07/2020 07:57 PM

How the fuck are you still alive? You must be immune or something. We all know that by the time you cough you have 30 minutes to live from the covid19.

Rush to the Emergency Center, be one of the first to be on a ventilator before they are all gone and you still have doctors and nurses that will try to save you. Once they’re sick you won’t have a chance.

Clearly I’m living on borrowed time but I attribute my super immune system to the fact that I once ate an Elderberry.

You ded!!!!

Are you a liberal? You might have it.
Otherwise no.