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So, there I was, Posting on GLP, and all of a sudden...

 
hasan

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03/06/2020 10:25 PM

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So, there I was, Posting on GLP, and all of a sudden...
What is your last will and testament to the world of GLP...you know, the last few words that come out of your mouth before kicking the bucket?

We all have been skulking the back alleyways of GLP for years, and some of us decided to become a paying member for the pleasure of scarfing up "Up to the Nano-second" current news.

What I was interested in, on a lighter note, was "What will your final words be?"...tomorrow, next week, next month, or whenever, for the folks at GLP?

You see...IF we all did the upgrade (Pay to Play), then became "Respectable" members of GLP, we could present a widening forum of topics with YOUR FRESH INPUT.

I really have a serious addiction to GLP, so I'm on it like 23 hours a day. The wife is Turkish and doesn't understand the DRIVING NEED that I have for worldwide news (Sitting at home here in Turkey), and THIS...This GLP software platform, is my ONE "NEWS" station that is "HOT". Five minutes after Recep Tayyip Erdogan died on July 25, 2019, I told the wife about it, and she Poo-Pooed it. Five minutes after Turkish Military went into Syria I told her, and she Poo-pooed that also. The Covid-19 situation was explained to her regarding the city of origin in WUHAN, China, and now she has a very good background of information regarding the "Pending" Pandemic.

Either make your very last entry to the GLP forum in the next five (5) minutes, or whenever, if you are REALLY kicking the bucket...Or, JUST tell it like it is...will you even have that last FIVE MINUTES to make a final statement, or will Lightning strike first?hiding
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03/06/2020 10:26 PM
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Oh shit?

:ohshit:
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03/06/2020 10:29 PM
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Re: So, there I was, Posting on GLP, and all of a sudden...
It would probably be something like "arrrrrggghhh gurgle gurgle aaaaaahhhhh....."
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03/06/2020 10:30 PM
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You are protecting your family by keeping an eye out!
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03/06/2020 10:31 PM
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a-1 muh muh balls that's how I'm going out
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03/06/2020 10:32 PM
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before I died
I felt like I was about to win the lottery
it was the most excitement I ever felt in my living life
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03/06/2020 10:33 PM
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Loved the Turkish people when I visited. Beautiful country as well.

My last words will be, "I'm deaded, GLP." From what doom I do not know. The response I'm sure will be, "Who are you." , "Go F Yourself", "Good" or something of that nature.

This has been THE site for me for 12 years. Made me a tad tin foil hattish but wouldn't have it any other way.
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03/06/2020 11:20 PM

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It would probably be something like "arrrrrggghhh gurgle gurgle aaaaaahhhhh....."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77802060


I kind of like that one...aaarrrrggggh, sounds about right.
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Loved the Turkish people when I visited. Beautiful country as well.

My last words will be, "I'm deaded, GLP." From what doom I do not know. The response I'm sure will be, "Who are you." , "Go F Yourself", "Good" or something of that nature.

This has been THE site for me for 12 years. Made me a tad tin foil hattish but wouldn't have it any other way.
 Quoting: Sum Ting Wong


concur. I got my start in this realm after a Google search on time travellers way back in 2002.

This John Titor thing tripped my trigger, and that lead to a whole BUNCH of Doom and Gloom, GLP was rapidly incorporated to my daily schedule from then on.
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03/06/2020 11:26 PM
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My wife surprised me with shrimp for dinner. I am severely allergic to shrimp.
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03/06/2020 11:28 PM

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Oh shit?

ohshit
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


Wait a minute, I thought the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Polar Bear Epedemic was all over and done, guess I was wrong...No, no, just mistaken.
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My wife surprised me with shrimp for dinner. I am severely allergic to shrimp.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Loved the Turkish people when I visited. Beautiful country as well.

My last words will be, "I'm deaded, GLP." From what doom I do not know. The response I'm sure will be, "Who are you." , "Go F Yourself", "Good" or something of that nature.

This has been THE site for me for 12 years. Made me a tad tin foil hattish but wouldn't have it any other way.
 Quoting: Sum Ting Wong


Tin-foil Hattish is a good thing sometimes.
hasan
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03/28/2024 07:07 AM

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Just thought I would revisit some of the old post it notes from times gone by, I really liked that Polar Bear picture, reminds me of the calamity we are in now with "The Climate".

I mentioned John Titor from a Google search which was back in 2002. I was employed in Security on contract at a hospital in Virginia, the supervisor mentioned reports from 1983 about the pending polar shift and Planet X and all the doom and gloom that was about to happen, so I had nonchalantly put "Time Travellor" into the search function on Google (A Relatively new Search Engine at the time, I found Google fascinating) and came across a short review by someone that had researched John, which seemed to be an ABSURD list of things to be wary of, like ride a bike ten miles every day, have a friendly location somewhere within a hundred miles, and numerous other items listed...IT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION! I became enamored with the developing story, and this was ONLY a short period of time after the original information had flowed on the "NET", so I delved deeply into everything I could find on John.

It wasn't long before I stumbled upon one of my absolute BEST websites for Conspiracy facts and conjecture godlikeproductions.com
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03/28/2024 07:09 AM
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all of sudden wall of text.


We are fkt.
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03/28/2024 07:09 AM

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when i think of final words i think of someone whos terminal :(

may we all just die completely unexpected while sleeping
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03/28/2024 07:11 AM
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Do you know how many words op typed?

We are fkt.
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03/28/2024 07:12 AM
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incoherence is autoban and deportation
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03/28/2024 08:53 AM
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last words will be "good night" as I drift off and later wake up in heaven...
Tonight We Ride!

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03/28/2024 08:55 AM

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My last post will almost certainly be this meme:

gtfo3
hasan  (OP)

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03/28/2024 10:01 AM

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Do you know how many words op typed?

We are fkt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83105198


Always type less than three thousand words per entry, it's a RULE, not a LAW. That way everyone can spend a leisurely afternoon just trying to figure out whether to, two, or too should have been used instead of the other two, too, to.

Another interesting way to say TWO is "TWAIN", as in Mark Twain, terminology used in the olden days whereby crew members on the old paddle-wheel ships running up and down the Mississippi river would check the depth of the waters by dropping weighted ropes with knots tied in the rope for each meter, so "Mark Twain" would be two meters in depth, and subsequently deep enough for safe travel.

Grandpa always said "Say two, as in the number two", I'd say two, of course. Then Grandpa would say "Say too, as in ALSO", and I'd say TOO. Then Grandpa would say "Say Twain, as in Mark Twain", and I'd say Twain. Then Grandpa would say, "When you put them all together, what do you say?" And, I would say "Two, too, twain", and Grandpa would say...








"Come back tomorrow and I'll teach you how to say locomotive."
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Probably the same as my Grandmas... "oh, do I have to dance?"
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03/28/2024 11:05 AM

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Do you know how many words op typed?

We are fkt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83105198


Always type less than three thousand words per entry, it's a RULE, not a LAW. That way everyone can spend a leisurely afternoon just trying to figure out whether to, two, or too should have been used instead of the other two, too, to.

Another interesting way to say TWO is "TWAIN", as in Mark Twain, terminology used in the olden days whereby crew members on the old paddle-wheel ships running up and down the Mississippi river would check the depth of the waters by dropping weighted ropes with knots tied in the rope for each meter, so "Mark Twain" would be two meters in depth, and subsequently deep enough for safe travel.

Grandpa always said "Say two, as in the number two", I'd say two, of course. Then Grandpa would say "Say too, as in ALSO", and I'd say TOO. Then Grandpa would say "Say Twain, as in Mark Twain", and I'd say Twain. Then Grandpa would say, "When you put them all together, what do you say?" And, I would say "Two, too, twain", and Grandpa would say...








"Come back tomorrow and I'll teach you how to say locomotive."
 Quoting: hasan

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