Corona Virus Levity - Humor in the Doomiest Of Times

I am not a prepper by trade, but I have begun to accumulate enough supplies to get me through at least two to four weeks without interacting with society. With that in mind, I made a run to Walmart. Some things just have to be bought at Walmart. The mind was on prepping and supplies. Beer is always a good thing to have on hand.

I am looking for a place to park and a P.T.Cruiser is adorned with pictures of refreshing draft beer. And, for only 90 calories a bottle. This was a sales reps car. I was impressed and on a diet, too. I think, this looks reallll good. I might just have to add this to my prep list.

So, I innocently pull in beside this spot beside the beer cruiser. As, I got out of my SUV, I saw it in big bold letters: CORONA SUPREME.

I pulled my mask tigher and walked on. It follows me wherever I go. . .

True story today.. . .

Yes, But, what if...Corona Supreme turns out to be a life saver?

Got a corona virus, have a corona supreme...good for what ales you (ALES, get it?).

Or, what if "Life Savers" were actually Life Savers in this context?

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have to be aussie to get this one.