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TPtards.......LISTEN UP!

 
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Worse case scenario, turn the shower on full blast and spray your ass clean!
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Just get a bidet. They you'll only need 2 squares of TP to dry off your anus every time you poop.

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03/10/2020 07:09 PM
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Youse guyses freaking out and buying crap loads of TP, spending oodles of money, do you not realize how many pieces of cloth (rags) you can get for $50?....like I think a gazillion of them.

You wipe yourself, you rinse it out, stick it in a bucket with a bit of bleach in it, wash it, and you have reusable butt wipes!

Or you can even just throw it out, if you can't stand the idea of cleaning them....because froo froo....tounge


Lawdy have mercy, I don't think I've ever seen such a bunch of numbnutz like we have in this country....:shrug:
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


first of all my tp stash wont ever spoil, second when i let the poop dry im going to burn it for warmth -
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Just get a bidet. They you'll only need 2 squares of TP to dry off your anus every time you poop.

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 Quoting: SilverCyprus


Beat me to it. I was about to say.. :P
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Garden hose and a nozzle.

Don't use the JET setting. chuckle
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It’s going to have to get a whole hellava lot worse than this for me to start recycling shit rags.
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03/10/2020 07:11 PM
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Just get a bidet. They you'll only need 2 squares of TP to dry off your anus every time you poop.

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
 Quoting: SilverCyprus


Beat me to it. I was about to say.. :P
 Quoting: KalliKat



Youse guyses, not everyone has the money for a bidet.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


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by myself, but not alone...

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Youse guyses freaking out and buying crap loads of TP, spending oodles of money, do you not realize how many pieces of cloth (rags) you can get for $50?....like I think a gazillion of them.

You wipe yourself, you rinse it out, stick it in a bucket with a bit of bleach in it, wash it, and you have reusable butt wipes!

Or you can even just throw it out, if you can't stand the idea of cleaning them....because froo froo....tounge


Lawdy have mercy, I don't think I've ever seen such a bunch of numbnutz like we have in this country....:shrug:
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


There are also some great videos online on how to construct an easy solar oven, etc. to be able to cook foods and boil water.... very cheap...cheaper than those expensive solar water jugs and ovens for sale.

#KAG2Q2Q

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It’s going to have to get a whole hellava lot worse than this for me to start recycling shit rags.
 Quoting: Saint43



Well yes, this is a worst case scenario public service thread.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
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by myself, but not alone...

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03/10/2020 07:12 PM
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can't eat toilet paper

don't need toilet paper if you can't eat
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03/10/2020 07:14 PM
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can't eat toilet paper

don't need toilet paper if you can't eat
 Quoting: SoulAttrition


Oh you can eat it. Just brown on one side and serve.

lmao
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03/10/2020 07:14 PM
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It’s going to have to get a whole hellava lot worse than this for me to start recycling shit rags.
 Quoting: Saint43


lol
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03/10/2020 07:15 PM
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can't eat toilet paper

don't need toilet paper if you can't eat
 Quoting: SoulAttrition



Yup. I was going to buy the largest TP available....but it was $20.


Harhar, as if. I bought the next size down, like I always do.


If things get so bad, I do have cloth I can use....but I just don't see me being stuck in my apt. for a coupla months, which is how long that much toilet paper I buy everytime lasts for.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
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by myself, but not alone...

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03/10/2020 07:16 PM
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A 2-gallon sprayer, 5-gallon bucket and some duct tape. Voila! Instant Redneck Bidet.

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03/10/2020 07:17 PM
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tpring
 Quoting: xmaddness



Lovey, your AV is frightening.....ahhh



chuckle.......hf
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...I adapt to the unknown,
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by myself, but not alone...

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03/10/2020 07:18 PM
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I went to walmart last night chef boy r dee was pretty much all out. There was water, Pizza was thin. TP paper product were there.
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03/10/2020 07:22 PM
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Be careful with NASA’s toilet paper...
It will leave rings around your anus.
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03/10/2020 07:24 PM
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I successfully stole a case of toilet paper
Got off Scott free

chuckle
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03/10/2020 07:24 PM

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Watch nature and learn. Sit in yard after, kick your legs up and walk forward with your hands. What my dog does anyway.
"Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee
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I went to walmart last night chef boy r dee was pretty much all out. There was water, Pizza was thin. TP paper product were there.
 Quoting: Diabolical.


I got two antibacterial foaming hand soaps in pear scented and that was literally it (bf will only use foam coz he's odd). No lysol spray or wipes, barely any tp or paper towels. I just got some bleach sprays to set by both toilets and we're good.

Just need to stock up on more cat food. Fat gremlins.
Reebl

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03/10/2020 07:25 PM
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I'm laughing my ass off....this got pined!....1rof1


Thank you for the pin...it's a public service thread I posted, eh?.....hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Yeah, I'm LMMO

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03/10/2020 07:25 PM
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can't eat toilet paper

don't need toilet paper if you can't eat
 Quoting: SoulAttrition


Oh you can eat it. Just brown on one side and serve.

lmao
 Quoting: CosmicFire


yak
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Be careful with NASA’s toilet paper...
It will leave rings around your anus.
 Quoting: CosmicFire




I successfully stole a case of toilet paper
Got off Scott free

chuckle
 Quoting: CosmicFire




rimshot
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


...I adapt to the unknown,
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by myself, but not alone...

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Youse guyses freaking out and buying crap loads of TP, spending oodles of money, do you not realize how many pieces of cloth (rags) you can get for $50?....like I think a gazillion of them.

You wipe yourself, you rinse it out, stick it in a bucket with a bit of bleach in it, wash it, and you have reusable butt wipes!

Or you can even just throw it out, if you can't stand the idea of cleaning them....because froo froo....tounge


Lawdy have mercy, I don't think I've ever seen such a bunch of numbnutz like we have in this country....:shrug:
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I have boxes of fabric from projects. I'll be fine! Thanks for the voice of reason. And honestly, I hadn't thought of that tbh!
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03/10/2020 07:26 PM
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I’ve got enough old T-shirt’s to hold out for years without toilet paper.
John 8:32

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Got rabbits ? A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?". And the rabbit replies "No.". So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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Just get a bidet. They you'll only need 2 squares of TP to dry off your anus every time you poop.

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
 Quoting: SilverCyprus


I just bought two portable ones for 17 bucks.

At least I can put soapy water in it.

That’s the only thing that really grossed me out about bidets...no soap...I want soap on my bum.
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03/10/2020 07:28 PM
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TP has no expiry date and ur gonna need it for years to come. Stock up if ya can.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24432145


Yeah til the bugs and mice get at it,roaches love the stuff.
Look at the cawk on that dawg
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I successfully stole a case of toilet paper
Got off Scott free

chuckle
 Quoting: CosmicFire


Mr. Whipple is on your tail.

So, don't squeeze the Charmin.
There is no fortune to be gained by a cure, there is however a great deal of profit to be made from treatments. ~Mark Twain

If you want to live forever, live a life worth remembering. ~Bruce Lee

You will find something in everything if you are looking everywhere for a thing. ~Reebl





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