TPtards.......LISTEN UP!

Do you morans actually think toilet paper is an issue or am I just totally missing a GLP ruse......?

Youse guyses freaking out and buying crap loads of TP, spending oodles of money, do you not realize how many pieces of cloth (rags) you can get for $50?....like I think a gazillion of them.

You wipe yourself, you rinse it out, stick it in a bucket with a bit of bleach in it, wash it, and you have reusable butt wipes!

Or you can even just throw it out, if you can't stand the idea of cleaning them....because froo froo....


Lawdy have mercy, I don't think I've ever seen such a bunch of numbnutz like we have in this country....:shrug:

So....whaddya do with all YOUR kwap?....lawdy, I catch more hell for my name

This one reminds of that AC..

You ever realize life is like toilet paper??
One minute you’re on a roll, next you’re taking shit from some asshole

What do you call Sean Connery inside a toilet stall without any toilet paper?
"A Shituation."

:sean:

lol Wth? Is that Sean Connery? lolol

Oh. My. WORD.

I imaged searched that pic and I'm dying!

Bwaahahahahahahahh!!!!!

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Youse guyses freaking out and buying crap loads of TP, spending oodles of money, do you not realize how many pieces of cloth (rags) you can get for $50?....like I think a gazillion of them.

You wipe yourself, you rinse it out, stick it in a bucket with a bit of bleach in it, wash it, and you have reusable butt wipes!

Or you can even just throw it out, if you can't stand the idea of cleaning them....because froo froo....


Lawdy have mercy, I don't think I've ever seen such a bunch of numbnutz like we have in this country....

Youse guyses freaking out and buying crap loads of TP, spending oodles of money, do you not realize how many pieces of cloth (rags) you can get for $50?....like I think a gazillion of them.

You wipe yourself, you rinse it out, stick it in a bucket with a bit of bleach in it, wash it, and you have reusable butt wipes!

Or you can even just throw it out, if you can't stand the idea of cleaning them....because froo froo....


Lawdy have mercy, I don't think I've ever seen such a bunch of numbnutz like we have in this country....:shrug:

Most conservatives are already prep'd for this.

It's you leftest tampons for men ass f's you should be talking to you flesh flute piped piper.

Most conservatives are already prep'd for this.

It's you leftest tampons for men ass f's you should be talking to you flesh flute piped piper.

Youse guyses freaking out and buying crap loads of TP, spending oodles of money, do you not realize how many pieces of cloth (rags) you can get for $50?....like I think a gazillion of them.

You wipe yourself, you rinse it out, stick it in a bucket with a bit of bleach in it, wash it, and you have reusable butt wipes!

Or you can even just throw it out, if you can't stand the idea of cleaning them....because froo froo....


Lawdy have mercy, I don't think I've ever seen such a bunch of numbnutz like we have in this country....:shrug:

I wiped my ass with leaves 1 time that worked out well!!! And they don't cost shite!!!!!

Try it with snow...

... yeah. Not my finest hour. I looked like a kangaroo every time I touched myself.

If poop really does hit the fan, who the heck is going to want to spend their time doing that?! We're already going to be pissed off enough.

That's just gonna turn you into a bleachtard anyway.

I'm laughing my ass off....this got pined!....


Thank you for the pin...it's a public service thread I posted, eh?.....

I’ve got enough old T-shirt’s to hold out for years without toilet paper.

Youse guyses, not everyone has the money for a bidet.

Youse guyses freaking out and buying crap loads of TP, spending oodles of money, do you not realize how many pieces of cloth (rags) you can get for $50?....like I think a gazillion of them.

You wipe yourself, you rinse it out, stick it in a bucket with a bit of bleach in it, wash it, and you have reusable butt wipes!

Or you can even just throw it out, if you can't stand the idea of cleaning them....because froo froo....


Lawdy have mercy, I don't think I've ever seen such a bunch of numbnutz like we have in this country....:shrug:

A trillion stars OP.

Costco today — idiots everywhere. Employees laughing....

They're 40 dollars.

Yep, first thing on the list. And if you run out, leaves....just make sure it isn't poison ivy.