TPtards.......LISTEN UP!

Ooouch. Jeebus.

"Ur so dumb"? What are you? 5?

Why you people dont use a BIDET?
Do you know what is?

Y'all just use the frigging garden hose an a car wash mitt?

Go green.

Or if it's too cold out just get a jet washlet to replace your toilet seat. Think Brondell oh yeah!

only germaphones who are afraid of their own shit and fhat hogs are freaking about their shyte paper supply rite now.

Hell yes! I quit buying all those expensive cleaning products. I mix vinegar, water, and a few drops of lemon or orange essential oil in a spray bottle for my kitchen counters, bathroom, anywhere that needs cleaning. It works great & is so much cheaper, not to mention healthier. Just vinegar & water works on mirrors better than Windex.

Last Edited by Paranoiaaaaa on 03/10/2020 11:30 PM

Tp turds we ride!!

You can't buy a lifetime supply of TP! That shit is going to run out and you will need to use something.

One word:

BIDET.

You can get them cheap.

look this is the corona aids apocalypse we are having coffee and tp this is not up for discussion tards

The towel you use to dry your ass will smell like shit!

Get a hot air blower in that mother fucker!

Use bidet to clean and a couple squares of TP to dry off.

Couple of squares sure beats a couple of wads.

^^THAT is what I'm talkin about.

Hallmarks of modern civilization are good plumbing and plenty of TP. This isn't the 19th century, ffs. At least, not yet.

Id rake up a bunch of dead leaves to use.

Theyre probably made in china.

I am pretty sure we are the only family around here with a bidet.. Cleanest assholes this side of the Mississippi..

I have been told many times on GLP that TP is one of the essentials, because cleaning yourself up without TP is JUST NOT POSSIBLE. The alternative means are just "ewww" or "don't clean enough". The most ridiculous argument was: "But women NEED IT!".

Not to mention that Kung Flu does not make you poop.

If you cannot find TP get all of the Kleenex you can get your hands on, it's basically the same thing, maybe softer...

Leaves , shinny ones are nice and leaf a nice smell or get a hose and water it off.

Last Edited by *ApPaL* on 03/11/2020 06:09 PM

This is really good advice.

Most homes have dozens of bed sheets put back for
general use. In times of extreme emergency they can
be torn up and used for purposes just as OP suggests
...but ALSO...

You can layers of sheets and rags in a SMALL AREA of
your home or apartment to have a space for your PETS TO GO!
Puppy pads can cost up to $40 for a small bundle. Sheets
at most thrift stores run you $1.00-and that is lots of
material for cheap.

This can be more effective than using newspapers since
there is just too much trash involved with paper...a good
inch or 2 of rags can last 3 or 4 days in the event the
pets and you can not leave your residence. These can be
safely discarded in garbage bags. In some cases you can
train your pet to use kitty litter (dogs, for example have
been trained for this) but this will involve more problems
with disposal.

Just sayin!
S.W.

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 03/11/2020 06:55 PM