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Nothingburger Faction stay strong. We got this.
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Visualize the virus shrinking...
Getting smaller.
Encased in a huge nothingburger.
Send energy from your chakras towards the nothingburger as it dissolves the virus into nothing.
The nothingburger begins to rotate counterclockwise.
The virus gets smaller, weaker, more plaintive and pathetic.
Repeat three times:
It is a nothingburger a nothingburger WuWuflu is a nothingburger.
Quoting: Daozen Coronavirus will turn out to be a seasonal illness that, like the common flu, dies out with rising temperatures. This is already evident in Singapore, which has very few cases and very little spread of the virus. The same is true throughout Southeast Asia, where no reported cases have been diagnosed, and in Mexico, where there are a mere six reported cases.
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