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Well many of us have waited twenty years here for real Doom. Now we may have found it, would be churlish to ignore...
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Damn, you hated your life for that long. Go ahead and end it bruh.
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Can I get a triple nothing burger with bacon and cheese, please?
 Quoting: GLP Effect


NO. NO you can't.

However, you can put this list between two slices of bread and get the same thing.

This is H1N1 all over again. The media was just more successful pushing this narrative.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78245562


Every election year a new Virus scare is marched out.

SARS-2004
AVIAN-2008
SWINE-2010
MERS-2012
EBOLA-2014
ZIKA-2016
EBOLA-2018
COVID-19-2020


Coincidence?
 Quoting: Loup Garou

 Quoting: Osmium76


YEP!!

And because this years Election is WAY more important than any of those others, the FEAR HYPE must be off the charts!
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THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END!!! CONFIRMED!!!!! SOME PEOPLE WILL LIVE THROUGH THE CORONAVIRUS!!!!

(Good grief)
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Can I get a triple nothing burger with bacon and cheese, please?
 Quoting: GLP Effect


NO. NO you can't.

However, you can put this list between two slices of bread and get the same thing.

This is H1N1 all over again. The media was just more successful pushing this narrative.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78245562


Every election year a new Virus scare is marched out.

SARS-2004
AVIAN-2008
SWINE-2010
MERS-2012
EBOLA-2014
ZIKA-2016
EBOLA-2018
COVID-19-2020


Coincidence?
 Quoting: Loup Garou

 Quoting: Osmium76


Just look at simple facts and actions:

1) did the US government ever advise its citizens to not go on cruises from any of those listed numbers?

2) Did a country order a country wide lock down (like in Italy) from any of those listed deaths?

3) Did major companies like Google, Amazon, JP Morgan, Twitter, Walmart advise their employees to work from home because of fear of suicide, kidney disease, diabetes, etc?

Simply look at the actions of the power players (big companies and world governments) to gauge the seriousness of Covid-19. Ignore what you hear from the media, friends, and family. Simply look at the actions be taken and ask yourself is this normal.

Do you really think Italy would lock down its entire country if this thing wasn't serious?

Don't you find it odd that every world government is agreeing to the severity of this virus? Not even enemies of the US or our allies are trying to discredit the seriousness of Covid-19. When was the last time you saw all world governments agree on something?

Once again stop being ignorant and naive to the actions being taken. Watch the actions being taken and ignore what is being told. This will also help you not to panic and accept the seriousness of this thing.

This is not a "coincidence" because none of the actions above were ever taken by major corporations and all the world governments.
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all I know is that I have a flu that showed up out of nowhere, I'm in WA.

so i'm just telling people to stay the fuck away from me and i'll stay the fuck away from them.

People see you with a mask and gloves and get a a smurk on their face, then they take a few steps back and change their tune real quick when they realize I am wearing a mask and gloves because I have a flu right now...
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Visualize the virus shrinking...

Getting smaller.

Encased in a huge nothingburger.

Send energy from your chakras towards the nothingburger as it dissolves the virus into nothing.

The nothingburger begins to rotate counterclockwise.

The virus gets smaller, weaker, more plaintive and pathetic.

Repeat three times:


It is a nothingburger
a nothingburger
WuWuflu is a nothingburger.

 Quoting: Daozen


What Virus?
The only one ive ever been concerned about for thirty years, is the one of demonic control being unconstitutionally exercised against all free men around the globe. While they legalize the murder of millions of God's precious creation, and spray the masses with heavy metals, and patent viruses to kill billions if possible.
Yeah they're the same crowd promising everyone free shit for life! But cant balance a check book and offer no explanation for the disappearing of trillions of our money.
WHo are presently trying to convince all of you if they have all the money and the control they can save us all!

How does one save something already saved and preserved for a time?

For a conspiracy site that should have no bias, it sure seems like the only threads being hoisted above all else are those that promote fear and a lack in confidence in anything including yourselves. And rational and logical thinking are attacked.
God says His people die from a lack of knowledge.

Most of you consider yourselves marksmen, but on the range you wouldn't even get on paper which will keep you off target.
Keep listening to the global aspired MSM, and you will remain wrapped up in their perpetual fear mongering unable to even have a working compass.NPtheglpeffect33 The spirit of deceit is strong here.bike

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Visualize the virus shrinking...

Getting smaller.

Encased in a huge nothingburger.

Send energy from your chakras towards the nothingburger as it dissolves the virus into nothing.

The nothingburger begins to rotate counterclockwise.

The virus gets smaller, weaker, more plaintive and pathetic.

Repeat three times:


It is a nothingburger
a nothingburger
WuWuflu is a nothingburger.

 Quoting: Daozen


We are the Wuwuflu nothingburger insurgency, we are the resistance
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I see we have some supporters here.
 Quoting: Daozen


i was looking for this post because the 'hype' already seems to calm down in many places.

i noticed our newspapers not being covered with it anymore.
radio is back to talking about dumb stuff like soccer or the british royals.
its not longer the most visited sub on Reddit.
panic buying never even started here.

and all i wanted was 2 weeks off. id be okay with no free netflix (dont watch the lgbtq trash anyway) and im totally fine with paying my rent.

i still got some hope tho. Half life is released in 2 weeks so it would be nice to get free-paid-leave instead of using my own paid-leave-days. :)

and you know why??
pretty simple. even with 500 infected people in the netherlands now (hardly anything) you dont even hear about those that have it but dont die. i mean it really seems like only people that are already at a big risk of dieing suffer form this. or better yet. it aids them in finding death faster than they otherwise might have.
but you dont hear about how terrible those 500 people have it.
better yet they tested all the staff of one hospital over here and 4% turned out to have it. without even feeling sick.

so yea. i mean i still worry more about just using public transport and choking on candy tbh.
 Quoting: T-Man


You are right. The media isn’t focusing solely on this. That is because the news of individuals or countries is not as ‘sensational’ now. That doesn’t mean it is fake. It just means it isn’t novel, like the virus. If people get a lackadaisical attitude towards this then many more people will die. Hopefully that isn’t what happens.
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Here is the thing about Covid 19.

It is in the wild, there are no known cures for it, just like the common cold, you are susceptible to getting it over and over again.

It isn't going away, so you might as well get use to it being an every day part of life.

We all die eventually. If Covid 19 doesn't get you, you might just be the guy that drowns or gets hit by a bus instead.

Stop living your lives by what the media tell you. Practice safe hygiene. Eat healthy meals and avoid cities and crowded venues.

In other words, just continue to live as you already are, because you can't stop the reaper when it is time for him to reap. Death is inevitable, and we don't get to choose when we die.
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Like it or not, 10% or more of the country is panicing.

It will like leed to shortages and if you don't get long term preps now, you will be dependent on the govt.

I'm sure they will be more then happy to give you food, water, and shelter, as long as you take the vaccine and give up your guns.
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I have to ask how does it feel? How does it feel nothing Burger, nothing will happen crowd? See what us Doom tardes have always known is a broken clock is right twice a day. Up until now, you've gotten great joy posting your nothing will happen and bullshit flags on all of our Doom post. You did it to us with North Korea, Syria, Iran, and you started to do it with virus Doom. But the virus Doom said not today! Not today doom off crowd!

For today Doom tardes shall have their victory! They shall have martial law, economic collapse, and a global pandemic! They shall have a societal collapse and the reset that they have long craved.

No longer will The wicked have free reign. No longer will The unrighteous get to scream Doom off. For today the Doom shall be definitely on. The GLP effect shall not save them. They shall have no toilet paper or n95 mask. They shall eat rice and beans and spam that will give them explosive diarrhea and use up all the toilet paper they thought would save them.

Today we embark on a new era. One that is filled with doom. This is the time fortold by the Doom tardes of old.

Last Edited by Kingzzor on 03/11/2020 02:40 PM
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I see we have some supporters here.
 Quoting: Daozen


i was looking for this post because the 'hype' already seems to calm down in many places.

i noticed our newspapers not being covered with it anymore.
radio is back to talking about dumb stuff like soccer or the british royals.
its not longer the most visited sub on Reddit.
panic buying never even started here.

and all i wanted was 2 weeks off. id be okay with no free netflix (dont watch the lgbtq trash anyway) and im totally fine with paying my rent.

i still got some hope tho. Half life is released in 2 weeks so it would be nice to get free-paid-leave instead of using my own paid-leave-days. :)

and you know why??
pretty simple. even with 500 infected people in the netherlands now (hardly anything) you dont even hear about those that have it but dont die. i mean it really seems like only people that are already at a big risk of dieing suffer form this. or better yet. it aids them in finding death faster than they otherwise might have.
but you dont hear about how terrible those 500 people have it.
better yet they tested all the staff of one hospital over here and 4% turned out to have it. without even feeling sick.

so yea. i mean i still worry more about just using public transport and choking on candy tbh.
 Quoting: T-Man


You are right. The media isn’t focusing solely on this. That is because the news of individuals or countries is not as ‘sensational’ now. That doesn’t mean it is fake. It just means it isn’t novel, like the virus. If people get a lackadaisical attitude towards this then many more people will die. Hopefully that isn’t what happens.
 Quoting: Corporal Punishment


probably true. since media is in to selling content, not helping.

im just saying this is outside of my reach. i cant just stay at home for months and wait things out. plus i cant change all the nasty people that still cough or touch everything etc. so for me personally nothing changes as i always try to avoid other peoples breath and dont touch my face with dirty hands etc

it is what it is. c'est la vie or something
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Visualize the virus shrinking...

Getting smaller.

Encased in a huge nothingburger.

Send energy from your chakras towards the nothingburger as it dissolves the virus into nothing.

The nothingburger begins to rotate counterclockwise.

The virus gets smaller, weaker, more plaintive and pathetic.

Repeat three times:


It is a nothingburger
a nothingburger
WuWuflu is a nothingburger.

 Quoting: Daozen


What Virus?
The only one ive ever been concerned about for thirty years, is the one of demonic control being unconstitutionally exercised against all free men around the globe. While they legalize the murder of millions of God's precious creation, and spray the masses with heavy metals, and patent viruses to kill billions if possible.
Yeah they're the same crowd promising everyone free shit for life! But cant balance a check book and offer no explanation for the disappearing of trillions of our money.
WHo are presently trying to convince all of you if they have all the money and the control they can save us all!

How does one save something already saved and preserved for a time?

For a conspiracy site that should have no bias, it sure seems like the only threads being hoisted above all else are those that promote fear and a lack in confidence in anything including yourselves. And rational and logical thinking are attacked.
God says His people die from a lack of knowledge.

Most of you consider yourselves marksmen, but on the range you wouldn't even get on paper which will keep you off target.
Keep listening to the global aspired MSM, and you will remain wrapped up in their perpetual fear mongering unable to even have a working compass.NPtheglpeffect33 The spirit of deceit is strong here.bike
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Visualize the virus shrinking...

Getting smaller.

Encased in a huge nothingburger.

Send energy from your chakras towards the nothingburger as it dissolves the virus into nothing.

The nothingburger begins to rotate counterclockwise.

The virus gets smaller, weaker, more plaintive and pathetic.

Repeat three times:


It is a nothingburger
a nothingburger
WuWuflu is a nothingburger.

 Quoting: Daozen



what if we weaken and this "huge
nothingburger" slides out into our lap and our nothingpepsi is spilled all over our nothingfries trying to grasp the elusive nothingburgerness of it all?
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I will leave this here, and slowly back off...

ahalkdslideCV

As a side note, the figures in this slide are exactly the ones mentioned by the expert interviewed by Joe Rogan in the clip that was in one of yesterday’s permapinned threads, so I guess he either authored or consulted with the epidemiologist that elaborated this slide.
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Well, whichever way this ends up, one side should be allowed to ridicule the other side mercilessly, for at least a year.

And the side who ends up being wrong, and therefore deserves the ridicule, should say nothing except:

"you were right. I was wrong. I deserve this ridicule. I'm glad this allows me to take a back-seat for at least a year, and deeply examine the fact that I'm capable of being a hard-headed arrogant asshole even in instances where I was dead wrong..."
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THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END!!! CONFIRMED!!!!! SOME PEOPLE WILL LIVE THROUGH THE CORONAVIRUS!!!!

(Good grief)
 Quoting: OLD GUY .


Wise words! The media just today are even saying how bad this is going to affect the homeless community that's so vulnerable. I just had to chuckle. The truth is, they will be the least affected.

They are among those with the strongest immune systems. A few years back I knew a few homeless people because I would go and great them and bring breakfast and have a chat.
I was sitting at a burrito place in the drive through and noticed one of the regulars across the street. So I grabbed an extra milk and a burrito and hurriedly dropped it off on my way to the job site.
Within an hour I was the sickest id ever been in my life from food poisoning. For 5 long days things were exiting my body from both ends at the same time. It took another week to recover from all of the vomiting's, and physical contorting. It was awful, I literally thought I might die. But it wasnt a month intil I ran into the guy and wanted to apologize for what happened. I kept thinking how awful it would be to not only be homeless but at the same time enduring what I went through with no facilities.
He laughed at me and said im used to eating out of garbage bins nothing coming our of that restaurant will hurt me.

I hadn't considered his logic.bike
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Visualize the virus shrinking...

Getting smaller.

Encased in a huge nothingburger.

Send energy from your chakras towards the nothingburger as it dissolves the virus into nothing.

The nothingburger begins to rotate counterclockwise.

The virus gets smaller, weaker, more plaintive and pathetic.

Repeat three times:


It is a nothingburger
a nothingburger
WuWuflu is a nothingburger.

 Quoting: Daozen



what if we weaken and this "huge
nothingburger" slides out into our lap and our nothingpepsi is spilled all over our nothingfries trying to grasp the elusive nothingburgerness of it all?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77375042


Well if its at one of the Corporate feeding troughs with their I cant believe its not beef burger, it wont matter. Their motto is whether you like it or not. When customers are jumping over the counters for their nuggets, you know they are winning.epiclol
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Well many of us have waited twenty years here for real Doom. Now we may have found it, would be churlish to ignore...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78599588


bsflag
Just like 9-11 its all phoney
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Many of us old school GLPs have lived for this thread.

Eat your nothingburgers ...here have some sauce.
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would that be A 1 sauce.
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Go back and look and look at Time Magazine cover stories from the past 6 decades at least. Observe all of the doom that never came to fruition.

This should teach you something.

If this teaches you nothing, then people are dumber than I thought.

Unfortunately, I think people are dumber than I ever thought
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THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END!!! CONFIRMED!!!!! SOME PEOPLE WILL LIVE THROUGH THE CORONAVIRUS!!!!

(Good grief)
 Quoting: OLD GUY .


“Some people will live.”

Of course, some people have always lived, no matter what was thrown their way.

But TEOTWAWKI doesn’t refer to everybody dying, not even close.
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Satire thread, love it. Retard nothingtatds don't get it either lamo. So retarded.
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Satire thread, love it. Retard nothingtatds don't get it either lamo. So retarded.
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Go back and look and look at Time Magazine cover stories from the past 6 decades at least. Observe all of the doom that never came to fruition.

This should teach you something.

If this teaches you nothing, then people are dumber than I thought.

Unfortunately, I think people are dumber than I ever thought
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Yep
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Satire thread, love it. Retard nothingtatds don't get it either lamo. So retarded.
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mad
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Not at all.
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Actually there is something to this; in Solomon island when natives want to clear trees and forrestaation, they huddle together and curse and insult it, in a few days the trees dies and falls on its own. We need to support the president double down and insult corona; it will go away On its own. The more we get scared the more it will overtake us





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