I'm giving out free advice......ask me anything!

Capricorn?

Jenny, nothing bothering me. I've died twice yet live again. Nothing hurts, I move like a much younger person, and I'm good with GOD; Really good. I haven't even had a sniffle for years now.

Would you like to confess something for those who do not known what you are? If not, be well, try to sin no more (hard for most) and smile a little bit more; it looks good on you!

You don’t know the song at all do you. It’s old.

Should I tell my parents I'm adopted?

Did something bad happen to you as a child? Why are you mad at your parents?

Concerning advise, "A wise man doesn't need it and a fool won't listen." What would you advise?

How do you win the California lottery?

What do you do, if anything, with bored (stupid) people?

What do you do, if anything, with bored (stupid) people?

Since we're entering the tppocalypse, should we be recycling our toilet paper? And if so how, should I just leave it for my neighbor to use if he doesn't have any?

Read my signature. I'm just wondering how they'll accept the knowledge that I'm adopted.

OLD washed up, Wrinkled Bag is just JEALOUS of all the attention that you're getting

ok i will bite. I was gonna before and i thought no this guy is just being a weirdo but what the hell.
How could your parents not know you are adopted?

Was she being mean? I just seen Bunny and I love Bunnies.
Had a white bunny save my life once. Had a Bunny hop right up to me and let me pet it in the middle of Winnipeg once in the middle of a big crowd of people, i had two red roses in my hand.

I'm not looking for friends
I don't need friends
I don't want friends

why do chicks want to be "friends" but nuffin more?

I AM a weirdo. It's a joke, sweetheart.

Oh ok, slow on the uptake of that joke. Sorry. I like myself a good weirdo. Not all weirdos are good though.

Yeah, she used to be one of my floozies on here so she just gets a little jealous from time 2 time

Make fun of them in your head and then laugh on the inside so they don't know what's going on. Sometimes i can't help it and laugh out loud and then you got to make something up about why your laughing and that can be uncomfortable.
Can you dig this?

I'm a good weirdo, but I'm taken.

Floozie? How does one become a floozie on GLP?

Could be a lot of reasons. Dude, i said ask me for advice not a fucking miracle. ok, let me ask you a few questions?
Have you ever had sex with a girl?

Yea, thanks for the advice. I was thinking that perhaps I could also entertain them if I felt up to it.

It’s gonna be hellish with the boredom because of the coronavirus, ya know? It’s like, why can’t people be content with a book or ipad? Some people just need to interact with other people and it’s annoying as fuck!

Having a lot of male fanboys will just about do the Job

Are you a floozie? You got a lot of fan girls?

Sounds like you need new friends. We had a hurricane over the summer and the power was out for 6 days and i didn't get bored. Some people just can't stand there own company so they annoying you. Guess you really kind of like it.