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FANDANGO 5-SIREN ALERT: US will be under total quarantine in 4 days (Update P15: FEMA Regions 2, 9, and 10 will be activated Monday morning)

 
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Based on (yesterday's/Wednesday's) statements here/below, the LETHAL rate of this infection seems to be CLOSER TO 1%...NOT 3% OR MORE...

"The federal government’s top infectious disease expert told lawmakers Wednesday that the novel coronavirus spreading across the globe is 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu."

The flu has a mortality rate of 0.1 percent. This has a mortality rate of 10 times that. That’s the reason I want to emphasize we have to stay ahead of the game in preventing this,”

[link to thehill.com (secure)]

THEN, putting together the evidence that this infection has a history of infecting people (w/o them getting very sick - or at least not so sick to even seek medical attention), this therefore leaves us with the likely reality, or at least realistic possibility: WITH FAR MORE PEOPLE W/THE INFECTION - BUT NOT COUNTED IN THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS - THE ACTUAL LETHAL RATE OF THE VIRUS IS THEN FAR LOWER THAN 1%.

(This finally leaves us with the potential conclusion of this virus having the lethal rate then...perhaps closer to the common flu.) Only time will bear out the truth.

All the best GLP.
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Yeah who t.f. are the fandango rangers.

I need some movie tickets, do they have a website?

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I tried to volunteer.
Didnt measure up
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I'm still waiting to get the tap on the shoulder. I still believe.
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siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

5star

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

fandango3
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Nope. Unless the GOP gets its head removed from their ass and freezes mortgages, bills, rent, ect then I'm going to work. Can't quarantine if we lose our homes.
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My insider says it happens 3/22....good number eh?
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Yep, heard the same from veteran friend who has intel to some gov contractors. 14 days curfew he said
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I swear, this site can be the funniest most amazing place on earth every once in a great while.

between the virus and laughing too hard I'm a dead man.
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siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

5star

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

fandango3
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Have no fear, Spock is here!!! LLAP
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I don't know how many days, but it is quite possibly days and not weeks.


That is true.
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Based on (yesterday's/Wednesday's) statements here/below, the LETHAL rate of this infection seems to be CLOSER TO 1%...NOT 3% OR MORE...

"The federal government’s top infectious disease expert told lawmakers Wednesday that the novel coronavirus spreading across the globe is 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu."

The flu has a mortality rate of 0.1 percent. This has a mortality rate of 10 times that. That’s the reason I want to emphasize we have to stay ahead of the game in preventing this,”

[link to thehill.com (secure)]

THEN, putting together the evidence that this infection has a history of infecting people (w/o them getting very sick - or at least not so sick to even seek medical attention), this therefore leaves us with the likely reality, or at least realistic possibility: WITH FAR MORE PEOPLE W/THE INFECTION - BUT NOT COUNTED IN THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS - THE ACTUAL LETHAL RATE OF THE VIRUS IS THEN FAR LOWER THAN 1%.

(This finally leaves us with the potential conclusion of this virus having the lethal rate then...perhaps closer to the common flu.) Only time will bear out the truth.

All the best GLP.
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Have no fear, Spock is here!!! LLAP
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Yep, heard the same from veteran friend who has intel to some gov contractors. 14 days curfew he said
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14 days until a curfew?
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siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

:5star:

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

:fandango3:
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Nope. Unless the GOP gets its head removed from their ass and freezes mortgages, bills, rent, ect then I'm going to work. Can't quarantine if we lose our homes.
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We have to burn down those evil federal banks first. I will send the Langoliers to take care of all the ponzi bills. They are wonderful with calculations, they always equal 0 in the end.
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Not BULLSHIT.

I now have uncle Intel as well.

We are being shutdown Sunday.

Buckle up boys and girls we are in serious trouble.

We are not being told the whole story, not that I have it, but something is scaring the shit out of TPTB
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ranger super pc
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I programmed on a t-80 as an 8 year old kid with a tape recorder drive. As a result, it formed foundation and advantage for programming that earned me millions of dollar including consulting as a government contractor. That stupid f-ing computer gave me, my kids, and ex-wife a life beyond my wildest dreams so much so that if I die now before 50 I've done every I've wanted to. Wow what a memory.
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Based on (yesterday's/Wednesday's) statements here/below, the LETHAL rate of this infection seems to be CLOSER TO 1%...NOT 3% OR MORE...

"The federal government’s top infectious disease expert told lawmakers Wednesday that the novel coronavirus spreading across the globe is 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu."

The flu has a mortality rate of 0.1 percent. This has a mortality rate of 10 times that. That’s the reason I want to emphasize we have to stay ahead of the game in preventing this,”

[link to thehill.com (secure)]

THEN, putting together the evidence that this infection has a history of infecting people (w/o them getting very sick - or at least not so sick to even seek medical attention), this therefore leaves us with the likely reality, or at least realistic possibility: WITH FAR MORE PEOPLE W/THE INFECTION - BUT NOT COUNTED IN THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS - THE ACTUAL LETHAL RATE OF THE VIRUS IS THEN FAR LOWER THAN 1%.

(This finally leaves us with the potential conclusion of this virus having the lethal rate then...perhaps closer to the common flu.) Only time will bear out the truth.

All the best GLP.
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It depends on the strain. The strain in Iran has a 20% mortality rate, the average is about 4%.
BUT, they are all inaccurate as you don't really know until after the crisis. Many of the people in the infected category will be dead in 2 weeks, skewing the numbers.
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pls give at least an imaginary source so I can have the confidence to tell everyone I know.
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uncle intel, and yes, tears were streaming down his face as he shaved the 'maters..

dangerous cat
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Damn, i actually kinda miss the TRS80 with the cassette drive sometimes.
I sold mine when Apple came out with their "2E" model. With a stunning 40K of onboard memory and 2, 5 1/2" floppies.
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I would have guessed 8 days, but 'dem Fandango Boys are ahead of the curve

...when they're not behind curvier curves, that is.

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Fandango Fat Chick Riders, MOUNT UP! lmao
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Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

5star

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

fandango3
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Fandangos... we ride.

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Time to bug out to Alaska.

[link to www.dhss.alaska.gov]
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Alaska is full and all flights to Alaska have been cancelled.
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Long time lurker got the call today this is real...
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Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.


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deal
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When trying to elude capture, use your Charmin-2000 TP launcher into a crowd to create a diversion.
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Long time lurker got the call today this is real...
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It is real. I don't know anything about op or if he is a troll. I should not have even posted that I knew.

The rumors won't be contained much longer.
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Based on (yesterday's/Wednesday's) statements here/below, the LETHAL rate of this infection seems to be CLOSER TO 1%...NOT 3% OR MORE...

"The federal government’s top infectious disease expert told lawmakers Wednesday that the novel coronavirus spreading across the globe is 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu."

The flu has a mortality rate of 0.1 percent. This has a mortality rate of 10 times that. That’s the reason I want to emphasize we have to stay ahead of the game in preventing this,”

[link to thehill.com (secure)]

THEN, putting together the evidence that this infection has a history of infecting people (w/o them getting very sick - or at least not so sick to even seek medical attention), this therefore leaves us with the likely reality, or at least realistic possibility: WITH FAR MORE PEOPLE W/THE INFECTION - BUT NOT COUNTED IN THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS - THE ACTUAL LETHAL RATE OF THE VIRUS IS THEN FAR LOWER THAN 1%.

(This finally leaves us with the potential conclusion of this virus having the lethal rate then...perhaps closer to the common flu.) Only time will bear out the truth.

All the best GLP.
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hesright

Kills old people, released to save Social Security/Medicaid by reducing the baby People far more intelligent than millennials population.
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Based on (yesterday's/Wednesday's) statements here/below, the LETHAL rate of this infection seems to be CLOSER TO 1%...NOT 3% OR MORE...

"The federal government’s top infectious disease expert told lawmakers Wednesday that the novel coronavirus spreading across the globe is 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu."

The flu has a mortality rate of 0.1 percent. This has a mortality rate of 10 times that. That’s the reason I want to emphasize we have to stay ahead of the game in preventing this,”

[link to thehill.com (secure)]

THEN, putting together the evidence that this infection has a history of infecting people (w/o them getting very sick - or at least not so sick to even seek medical attention), this therefore leaves us with the likely reality, or at least realistic possibility: WITH FAR MORE PEOPLE W/THE INFECTION - BUT NOT COUNTED IN THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS - THE ACTUAL LETHAL RATE OF THE VIRUS IS THEN FAR LOWER THAN 1%.

(This finally leaves us with the potential conclusion of this virus having the lethal rate then...perhaps closer to the common flu.) Only time will bear out the truth.

All the best GLP.
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Italy has 15,000 and 1000 deaths

That's 7%

It's 20 times more lethal than the flu

Math is your friend


Estimates are 75-150 million will become infected in the US

at 7% that will 5-10 MILLION dead in the US.
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Based on (yesterday's/Wednesday's) statements here/below, the LETHAL rate of this infection seems to be CLOSER TO 1%...NOT 3% OR MORE...

"The federal government’s top infectious disease expert told lawmakers Wednesday that the novel coronavirus spreading across the globe is 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu."

The flu has a mortality rate of 0.1 percent. This has a mortality rate of 10 times that. That’s the reason I want to emphasize we have to stay ahead of the game in preventing this,”

[link to thehill.com (secure)]

THEN, putting together the evidence that this infection has a history of infecting people (w/o them getting very sick - or at least not so sick to even seek medical attention), this therefore leaves us with the likely reality, or at least realistic possibility: WITH FAR MORE PEOPLE W/THE INFECTION - BUT NOT COUNTED IN THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS - THE ACTUAL LETHAL RATE OF THE VIRUS IS THEN FAR LOWER THAN 1%.

(This finally leaves us with the potential conclusion of this virus having the lethal rate then...perhaps closer to the common flu.) Only time will bear out the truth.

All the best GLP.
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Jesus Christ. It's not 1%. It's usually around 3.4%. But in some areas it's been 6%. That's 60 times the death rate of the flu. You people downplaying the virus are dangerous. You are trying to get people killed. You are the enemy. What should be done to someone who is trying to kill you?
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I don't know how many days, but it is quite possibly days and not weeks.


That is true.
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I would have guessed 8 days, but 'dem Fandango Boys are ahead of the curve

...when they're not behind curvier curves, that is.

verify-vrf
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Long-time GLP'r too, probably a member of the decade plus club.

Gotta admit it is highly hilarious at how accurate that statement actually is.

Is this backside chatter uncle intel or 1st hand?
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"The red cat has jumped into the wagon."

Repeat:
"The red cat has jumped into the wagon."

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Roger that.

"Otter in the water"

We are the privileged few.

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