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FANDANGO 5-SIREN ALERT: US will be under total quarantine in 4 days (Update P15: FEMA Regions 2, 9, and 10 will be activated Monday morning)

 
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Been shaving the family twice a day. Running out of supplies.
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siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

:5star:

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

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 Quoting: PirateMonkey


Nah, there won't be quarantine.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

But Trump thugs WILL swoop in to little pockets of the US where they have some kind of wack private drug shit going on.

Other than that, we'll muddle thru.

PS Trump is a Big Heroin dealer. Educate yourself.
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There may be something to this

Was just told this

dollar general out of tp big load coming tomorrow and that's it for two weeks
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I’m planning on packing up and moving back down to Texas.
How real is this alert? I was going to pick up my Penske on the 20th.
If this is real I need to do it Monday. It’s suppose to snow up here in Seattle tomorrow.
 Quoting: Unclefungus


This is not the time to change your location.

Hunker down where you reside now. You already know the in's and outs of where you reside, and know which neighbors are cool, and who isn't.

If/when things get really ugly, people may not appreciate non-locals moving in; even if you're cool, the locals will think you're ghetto trash moving away from the 'hood' in search of better pickins.
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Governor of Ohio shut down all schools for three weeks. Depending on situation it probably will be more. Teachers are taking tomorrow to figure out online curriculum for the coming weeks for school children. I'm gonna go crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There may be something to this

Was just told this

dollar general out of tp big load coming tomorrow and that's it for two weeks
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Well when there is no TP that means SHIT JUST GOT REAL!! BIG LOADS COMING!!!!!!!
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Holy shit

Thanks for the uncle heads up
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A.



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Governor of Ohio shut down all schools for three weeks. Depending on situation it probably will be more. Teachers are taking tomorrow to figure out online curriculum for the coming weeks for school children. I'm gonna go crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3221380


Imagine all the working mothers that'll have to stay home with their young children now!

(By the way, even the doom-mongers in the media and government are saying children aren't affected by this other than a typical cold-symptoms)

I swear... This whole Coronavirus hysteria seems designed to solely destroy the economy and put America into a full-blown depression or collapse.
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The chair is against the wall.
Repeat. The chair is against the wall.
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 Quoting: Jake


I'm in constant touch with my Nephew in the National Guard he is a Master Sergeant. I showed him this he said smells like bullshit. He will give us Heads up when he hears something.
 Quoting: BBQ BOY™


cool beans, Trump did say it has been talked about but not seriously
 Quoting: Jake


Spoke with him not even 15 minutes ago, his unit is Hazmat qualified so they would get first response here in Georgia.
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Out of where ? Ft Gillem ?
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siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

:5star:

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

:fandango3:
 Quoting: PirateMonkey


God Speed Fandango Rangers!!!

Intel from the backside:

Things are happening in Hampton Roads Virginia, the capital of the US Navy.

Local Health Care officials all over the country have begun implementing risk management contingency plans.

This is going hot very very soon.

Low IQ types going to go Wild Weasel. Act Act Act. The time to prepare is getting short.
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siren2siren2siren2siren2siren2

Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

:5star:

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

:fandango3:
 Quoting: PirateMonkey


Monday or Tuesday. Don’t doubt it at all.
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It's like...
I would say good, time off and everything..
exept now I work for private employer so,
I probly won't get paid, which is bad, you know,
cause how will I afford toilet paper.
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NYC commuter here. I wore nice N95 mask on NJTransit trains and subway all week. People still looking at me as an alien. Just knew it was bad and these doodoos didnt know or total conformism. Very very very few wearing a mask.

Took lots of nanosilver spray. Decontaminated clothes with UVC when I got home.

I think the real news is that the virus is spreading like wildfire the last few days here. Think I agree with OP and soon hard quarantines in at least NYC.
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Was this today Jake?
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Fandango alert:

Just returned from kroger and Meijers.

Not a roll of toilet paper in sight.

Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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good..maybe our military will kill off all the libtard politicians like the chicoms did to their traitors.
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Was this today Jake?
 Quoting: @Chirp


yeah but fake
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes."
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Governor of Ohio shut down all schools for three weeks. Depending on situation it probably will be more. Teachers are taking tomorrow to figure out online curriculum for the coming weeks for school children. I'm gonna go crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3221380


Imagine all the working mothers that'll have to stay home with their young children now!

(By the way, even the doom-mongers in the media and government are saying children aren't affected by this other than a typical cold-symptoms)

I swear... This whole Coronavirus hysteria seems designed to solely destroy the economy and put America into a full-blown depression or collapse.
 Quoting: Sikhed


Could be moms/dads would have to take turns staying home if necessary. Or as my family and others have planned, grandma/grandpa and/or other family to the rescue! grinning

I'm already backup for grandkids with sick days or appts, etc. So it's just on a longer term basis. Which is fine by me.
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Based on (yesterday's/Wednesday's) statements here/below, the LETHAL rate of this infection seems to be CLOSER TO 1%...NOT 3% OR MORE...

"The federal government’s top infectious disease expert told lawmakers Wednesday that the novel coronavirus spreading across the globe is 10 times more lethal than the seasonal flu."

The flu has a mortality rate of 0.1 percent. This has a mortality rate of 10 times that. That’s the reason I want to emphasize we have to stay ahead of the game in preventing this,”

[link to thehill.com (secure)]

THEN, putting together the evidence that this infection has a history of infecting people (w/o them getting very sick - or at least not so sick to even seek medical attention), this therefore leaves us with the likely reality, or at least realistic possibility: WITH FAR MORE PEOPLE W/THE INFECTION - BUT NOT COUNTED IN THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS - THE ACTUAL LETHAL RATE OF THE VIRUS IS THEN FAR LOWER THAN 1%.

(This finally leaves us with the potential conclusion of this virus having the lethal rate then...perhaps closer to the common flu.) Only time will bear out the truth.

All the best GLP.
 Quoting: jk 49787505


Jesus Christ. It's not 1%. It's usually around 3.4%. But in some areas it's been 6%. That's 60 times the death rate of the flu. You people downplaying the virus are dangerous. You are trying to get people killed. You are the enemy. What should be done to someone who is trying to kill you?
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"Jesus Christ..." Yes, Jesus Christ, the lover of our souls.

Even yours...oh faithless one; One who'll spout old data and about something you know little about, and then make threats to people.

Just remember, we all have limited time on this earth...as "it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment..." (Hebrews 9:27)

I'd advise you to - seek the TRUTH (ALSO KNOWN AS THE WAY AND THE LIFE) with your days prior to "the appointment" (and also to be more careful with your words).
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Red horse has peed in the rusty coffee can in the walmart parking lot. Look for Mr. Bald 19-20-20-03
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That's a Good ONe!!!!
Never Enough Wine!!
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NYC commuter here. I wore nice N95 mask on NJTransit trains and subway all week. People still looking at me as an alien. Just knew it was bad and these doodoos didnt know or total conformism. Very very very few wearing a mask.

Took lots of nanosilver spray. Decontaminated clothes with UVC when I got home.

I think the real news is that the virus is spreading like wildfire the last few days here. Think I agree with OP and soon hard quarantines in at least NYC.
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N95 mask do work if worn and used properly. I am absolutely disgusted with the medical professionals saying they don’t. Its not our fault the medical field wasn’t prepared. They want to make those of us that did prepare appear as if we are crazy. We are taking away from the doctors who really need them.
If they don’t work then why do they need them so badly? Fucking liars.
We wear ours everywhere now.
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Imagine a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws preventing you from hating them
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My contacts have revealed that effective in four days, the White House will be closed down, the president will officiate from Marlargo, and the back nine.

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Financial Viruses Only!


Can’t blame bankers for that!



Ha. Come get your insurance money. The Fed will print you up some if you close down now!
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All New Mexico Schools Closed....

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I work for the Government......I'm here to help!
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I will be on the crew that gets to bag your squirming live ass into a burn box...and business is gonna be a booming!!!!
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The OP is right. Can't say how I know but I got a heads up from someone whose sister works in DC on very very good authority. The decision was made this afternoon at the Pentagon. I immediately went to Walmart and a couple of other places and got my final preps.


People in the stores are totally clueless. It wasn't that bad this afternoon and there was plenty of water and essentials. It will be pandemonium when they make the official announcement.
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I’m planning on packing up and moving back down to Texas.
How real is this alert? I was going to pick up my Penske on the 20th.
If this is real I need to do it Monday. It’s suppose to snow up here in Seattle tomorrow.
 Quoting: Unclefungus


Look to Italy.

Restriction of movement will be similar.
7/11 was a part time job!

Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause.
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Fandango Rangers have now issued a rare 5-siren alert based on backside chatter, confirmed by 5 Star General.

:5star:

As usual, you heard it first here on GLP.

Thank God for them ol' Fandango Rangers.

:fandango3:
 Quoting: PirateMonkey


Nah, there won't be quarantine.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

But Trump thugs WILL swoop in to little pockets of the US where they have some kind of wack private drug shit going on.

Other than that, we'll muddle thru.

PS Trump is a Big Heroin dealer. Educate yourself.
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And by Trump you meant Bush & Clinton & ObamO!!!!

Copy that!
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Time to bug out to Alaska.

[link to www.dhss.alaska.gov]
 Quoting: Rorschach Watchmen


Not Alaska, if the Chicoms were going to invade anywhere, that's where they'd meet the least resistance and have the most to gain. Oil, vast wilderness and animals to make magic peepee powder from. That's where they'll strike.





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