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FANDANGO 5-SIREN ALERT: US will be under total quarantine in 4 days (Update P15: FEMA Regions 2, 9, and 10 will be activated Monday morning)

 
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Fandango alert:

Just returned from kroger and Meijers.

Not a roll of toilet paper in sight.

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sister intel.all the toielt paper selling
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Yes!

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I could send you the 5,000 emails I got today from work, school and community cancelling events and even scheduling my proctored law school finals for online supervision instead of at proctored testing facilities.

Shit is happening fast.

And btw, if you missed Tulsi's announcement that she's pushing for a $1,000 payment to each citizen so they can buy two weeks worth of food and stay the hell home, that's what she said. It just got that real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77311748


So they all go grocery shopping at the same time, and everyone gets the scutters. Great.
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A thousand bucks for 2 weeks worth of food?

Wth? That's way more than 2 weeks for a hungry person.

Unless you're really stupid.
 Quoting: Fluffy Pancakes

Yeah we had 5k for a year with herbal deluxe on that hot water food.
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Covid, fake riots, communist organizers - keep your powder dry America. This was not the disease or the riots, those both are still on down the line.
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Awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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All New Mexico Schools Closed....

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Yeah j****** just told me
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind"

Covid, fake riots, communist organizers - keep your powder dry America. This was not the disease or the riots, those both are still on down the line.
Garden garden grow spices and medical plants too.

I am a VeterAid volunteer for Arrogant Mushroom Healers of Alamogordo.
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Fandango rangers

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Even a fukwit wud know this
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the sheer number of dirty bungholes alone are going a huge problem...
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People are stupid. I be buying canned food not TP... my shower is right next to the shitter, and I have a well and back up power.
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Fandango alert:

Just returned from kroger and Meijers.

Not a roll of toilet paper in sight.

 Quoting: Jake


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sister intel.all the toielt paper selling
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arnoldTP
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Been on GLP for 8 years...never needed them 'ol Fandango Rangers more. Wasn't sure this was real doom 'til now!

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Fandango alert:

Just returned from kroger and Meijers.

Not a roll of toilet paper in sight.

 Quoting: Jake


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sister intel.all the toielt paper selling
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:arnoldTP:
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rofl5
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My Fandango Ranger siren hasn't lit up. Do I have it hooked up wrong?
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Check for blockage on the backside.
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I could send you the 5,000 emails I got today from work, school and community cancelling events and even scheduling my proctored law school finals for online supervision instead of at proctored testing facilities.

Shit is happening fast.

And btw, if you missed Tulsi's announcement that she's pushing for a $1,000 payment to each citizen so they can buy two weeks worth of food and stay the hell home, that's what she said. It just got that real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77311748


Does Tulsi realize that if everyone went shopping at once, nothing would be left on shelves in about 10 minutes - or less?

Stores are already emptying out quickly.

Its starting to sink in to the sheep.
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Don't fret. Out here in the "Meth West", many recipients will be spending the stipend on a couple weeks of stash, some beef jerky and a 96oz big gulp.
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My Fandango Ranger siren hasn't lit up. Do I have it hooked up wrong?
 Quoting: Old Faithful


Check for blockage on the backside.
 Quoting: #521


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Please someone explain I have been here 5 years and never heard the term
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Well, they are sort of like King Arthur and Merlin: no one sees them until they're really needed and then they'll just show up to save the day! sealsealseal
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:arnoldTP:
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:moran medal:
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I live in the San Francisco Bay Area in a city of a million plus and the streets tonight seem like most nights, same amount of people out. There’s a massive hospital on my way home and the parking lot is about 15-20% full just like the other 500 times I’ve driven by it at night. Grocery store didn’t look out of the norm either. Just an observation driving home tonight....
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Quarantine and 2nd ammendment don't go so well together. Half a billion guns will say something about corn teens.
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I live in the San Francisco Bay Area in a city of a million plus and the streets tonight seem like most nights, same amount of people out. There’s a massive hospital on my way home and the parking lot is about 15-20% full just like the other 500 times I’ve driven by it at night. Grocery store didn’t look out of the norm either. Just an observation driving home tonight....
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Weird! All of our stores are looking a hurricane is coming tomorrow and we dont even have a case in our state
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The chair is against the wall...I say again, the chair is against the wall...

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All New Mexico Schools Closed....

[link to www.kob.com (secure)]
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Yeah j****** just told me
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Thank you that explains shopping today .. .. This is going to get bumpy ..
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I live in the San Francisco Bay Area in a city of a million plus and the streets tonight seem like most nights, same amount of people out. There’s a massive hospital on my way home and the parking lot is about 15-20% full just like the other 500 times I’ve driven by it at night. Grocery store didn’t look out of the norm either. Just an observation driving home tonight....
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Weird! All of our stores are looking a hurricane is coming tomorrow and we dont even have a case in our state
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I’m sure there’s spots that are low on stuff but I did go to a rite aid pharmacy this morning and bought 2 things of toilet paper no problem
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The chair is against the wall...I say again, the chair is against the wall...

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Victor tango charlie TP TP
Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance!

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Alert received. Vehicles fueled. Cash extracted from ATM. Can comfirm no sign of TP... Not a square to spare.

It's been a long time my friends. God speed Fandango warriors! Stay safe... until we meet again in Valhalla.
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I live in the San Francisco Bay Area in a city of a million plus and the streets tonight seem like most nights, same amount of people out. There’s a massive hospital on my way home and the parking lot is about 15-20% full just like the other 500 times I’ve driven by it at night. Grocery store didn’t look out of the norm either. Just an observation driving home tonight....
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You live in 100% sheep territory. Very dangerous. Get out now (but don't come here). When the wheels fall off you will witness pure hell on earth if you stay.
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REGULATORS ,,,, Mount Up !
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You can’t just be any geek off the street ya gotta be handy w the steel... earn ya keep
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Just left a Walmart and a Meijer here in rural Newaygo Co. All the tp is gone, all bleach, cleaning supplies rubbing alcohol. One lady had over 50 boxes of facial tissue in the checkout.
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Are there any other states, besides Georgia, using parks for quarantine zones?
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Just got back from an intel trip to the local stores. People are losing their minds here in "prepared" Utah. I am not going to lie it feels pretty good to at least think "I told ya so" all the years of being called a conspiracy theorist and paranoid. Ha look now who is crazy...
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We can be like:
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Yeeesss. Here's what I am thinking, somebody needs to dig a tunnel under the state of Utah and start mining for all that stashed toilet paper. It's worth it's floof in gold!

You ain't crazy neither. All that that shopping they are doing now is so nobody suspects they got pallets of Angel Soft under the Tabernacle. Don't tell anybody.
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you can always gather a mob and bust into the massive nsa "spy on citizens" center. they're FULL of shit, so prob have warehouses of tp
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Are there any other states, besides Georgia, using parks for quarantine zones?
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Nah, there won't be quarantine.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

But Trump thugs WILL swoop in to little pockets of the US where they have some kind of wack private drug shit going on.

Other than that, we'll muddle thru.

PS Trump is a Big Heroin dealer. Educate yourself.
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And by Trump you meant Bush & Clinton & ObamO!!!!

Copy that!
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Or, as Quid Pro Joe likes to say, "the OBidenBama administration".
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Re: FANDANGO 5-SIREN ALERT: US will be under total quarantine in 4 days (Update P15: FEMA Regions 2, 9, and 10 will be activated Monday morning)
I could send you the 5,000 emails I got today from work, school and community cancelling events and even scheduling my proctored law school finals for online supervision instead of at proctored testing facilities.

Shit is happening fast.

And btw, if you missed Tulsi's announcement that she's pushing for a $1,000 payment to each citizen so they can buy two weeks worth of food and stay the hell home, that's what she said. It just got that real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77311748


So they all go grocery shopping at the same time, and everyone gets the scutters. Great.
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A thousand bucks for 2 weeks worth of food?

Wth? That's way more than 2 weeks for a hungry person.

Unless you're really stupid.
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It's supposed to help take care of your bills as well. So maybe like $500 for food/gas in the car and $1500 for the other bills? But still, where are they gonna come up with a thousand per person when you figure three and a half billion people (and that's not counting all the illegals who'll have their hands out too). That's a LOT of money!!
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12





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