FANDANGO 5-SIREN ALERT: US will be under total quarantine in 4 days (Update P15: FEMA Regions 2, 9, and 10 will be activated Monday morning)

Fandango ragers are the elite of the elite of the Intelligence class.

Every bit of Intel is 100% accurate and true.


They actually run the world from a campfire pit in my backyard.

Last Edited by Slowly awakening on 03/12/2020 07:49 PM

Were you drunk?

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Our Governor Kemp has taken the bull by the horns and he's shutting GA down. I was never a fan but he really has made some hard core calls today. My wife's school has not shut down yet. But I would I say its coming soon. After that we are bugging in, with only travel being transporting our son to dialysis three times a week.

Last Edited by BBQ BOY™ on 03/12/2020 07:50 PM

I just mass informed everyone on my contacts list which included my cat, my grandma, and my dakimakura furry pillow plushie

-Rothschilds bow to Fandango Rangers
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control USA with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Fandangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Fandango babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Fandangbots inside you right now
-The Fandango Rangers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Fandango Rangers bunker in Wilkes land?
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Rangers. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Fandango
-The Rangers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.



Last Edited by PirateMonkey on 03/12/2020 07:54 PM

ZZTop are the original Fandango Rangers. Many vote for them in USA Presidential elections.

Georgia governor just called off schools for 2 weeks.

Ive heard its the successors to the X-files "Lone Gunmen"

No, they don't. Both have a history of the GLP effect, AKA nothing happening. Two months ago we were all gonna die in WW3, remember?

its time for trump and pence

to go to the roof of the whitehouse

and light the fandango ranger sky beacon !

Ok so I'm gonna be the naysayer here and say NOPE YOU'RE WRONG ITS GONNA BE IN 3 WEEKS.

Then good ole fandango rangers. All rangers being called back to the states from points in Russia, China and the middle east. Operation Covfefe19 has commenced

No way, two days ago at 600 cases we were exactly 11 days behind Italy. Once we break 100 dead a day, 100 new cases a day, it’s going to take off. That’s how exponential growth happens, it takes awhile to get there, but we’re about to go over the peak of the roller coaster, the ride has started.

I'll be painting a beach house Interior on Emerald Island E/NC !

Drinking Corona or Modello while I smoke a joint and listen to some great music , watching dolphins and shrimp boats go by !

What a bunch of BULLSHIT !

Life is good !

"No, four weeks, wait, five weeks, wait....what were we talking about again?" - GLP in a month.

got a link my wife is waiting on that call?

Ignore at your own peril

GLP effect will happen.

Quail said we would know TSHTF when we see the dreaded "Red Screen Of Death" on his website. Is it there yet?

wat a fking stupid useless fking thread ! who the fk pinned this trash

I picked a really bad year to quit drinking, Snorting coke, and shooting heroin.

I should have never quit.

Last Edited by Slowly awakening on 03/12/2020 08:01 PM

:glp-effect1:

Fandango Rangers are on this shit.

Good luck with insurance I’m a property underwriter just non renewed all there. Risk too high

nope.
It's time to bring the tomatoes in.