You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??

I bought toilet paper about 3 weeks ago. We had a couple of months of advanced notice, I don't know why everyone waited until the last minute.

the awhla-snakbars just use their right hand.
no to for them.

WHY the hell are these morons scarfin' up all the TP?

I could see water, food maybe -- but TP??

Do they think coronavirus is gonna give 'em the runs or something? IT'S NOT.

I live in a small town in Western PA, of about 1200 people. Two stores, a grocery store, and a dollar general. Both are completely sold out of toilet paper, paper towels, and kleenex.

It's not even like this when they are calling for a snowstorm.

Get creative. Get shop towels, paint rags, bags of clothes people are otherwise throwing away. Do what you gotta do.


They don't even have sears catalogs or phone books anymore.

Wow, oscillating and massaging modes, I am so in.

Wow, oscillating and massaging modes, I am so in.

Italy has bidets. Just saying...

Was just in Publix (Tampa area) an hour ago. TP shelves totally empty, paper towels shelves were half empty.

Fortunately, I bought a case at Sam's Club in December which usually last about 9 months.

Just limit your mexican food intake. It will increase the likelihood of a clean break after a movement.

I usually need a whole roll or a shower after eating mexican.

Phone book !!

to what purpose Phenn.... It won't be needed.

Because these people that do that do not focus on the God indwelt minds.. but on their assholes.

Just buy a bidet seas for your toilet. oh wait.. even bidets are sold out on amazon now..

And they play copy cat because they don't listen inside. Lack of reasoning in many cases.

Sounds like the grasshopper talking to the ant.

The coffee grounds get everywhere though!

Don't flush paper towels Phenn!!!

Butt Sprayer then dry.Just like in Asia.

not if you use them for toilet paper BEFORE you reuse them for coffee filters....

Make sure you put a hole in the middle first, this will make them reusable.

Thats why you use rags and wash them... You could keep them in a bucket of water with some chlorox until its worth running the washer.

as a normal human i have tp stocked for years!

Factories have not shut down so there is still a supply coming to the stores.

Get to the stores as soon as they open and you should be able to get some TP.

I went to Walmart at its opening this morning and there was a line up of about 30 people to get in.

It literally looked like black Friday but we were able to get a big package of TP

hahaaaaaa, funniest post all day

In India, lots of people go out into open fields, crouch down and take a shit. Running water and toilet paper no where to be found.

That meme should be kept in mind when greeting people from India. lol
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If your local Wal-Fart is out of shit ribbon, head over to the RV section and look for the 2-ply RV toilet paper. It's almost $5 for a 4-pack though...

That’s hilarious. Hilarious as in I’ll be using the bounty as well.
The 4 different stores I went to were out of TP as well. Sandpaper ass here we come.

Fuck me, I did that this AM. GONE.

Use soap and water
Destroying trees to wipe your ass only stupid humans can do