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You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??

 
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Might help to soak up all of those STD's you have..
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
buy mini tortillas, thats what i did.

theyre perfect and soft
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77727366


And when you're done you'll have burritos!!!

damned
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72568602


Taco bell?


damned

Last Edited by Callen on 03/13/2020 07:57 PM
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Don't be rendered a TP tard. Try a bidet.
 Quoting: everLearner
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That’s just gross.


 Quoting: Joe Camel


We lived in Europe when our first child was born with nothing but cloth diapers. Bidets are a handy to clean those out. Just sayin
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Check this out at Amazon.com
JP Bathroom Master's Full Pressure & Leakproof Handheld Bidet. Easy to Install Bathroom Diaper Sprayer with Adjustable Pressure Control



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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
It's the GLP effect .

Someone here cracked a toilet paper joke

some months ago and the whole thing

got out of hand fast .
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03/13/2020 08:43 PM
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
store still has TP but not the 12 pk , I got the last one. Lots of pepsi. Water was gone. Cleaning supplies were almost out. lot of food still left. This was a local DG, candy aisle wiped clean. Still bread, lots of frozen, lots of chips
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Take a pice of news paper fold it in half, pull a pice out of the middle. Stick your fingers get through the hole, while you whipe the ass. Then take the small pice you tore out and clean under your fingernails.

Sorry to be so kurt

Last Edited by Bush Master on 03/13/2020 08:46 PM
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A.



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If you look at the top of the dollar aisle in DG you will find 4 roll pks of TP and single rolls.
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If you look at the top of the dollar aisle in DG you will find 4 roll pks of TP and single rolls.
 Quoting: Diabolical.


Hahahah

qwp
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!

Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A.



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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
You can use napkins, paper towels, newspaper, reusable cloths, water, sand paper stuff like that.
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O’s cover of Time
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Well, you are on this site...they told ya.

Should have stocked up weeks ago.
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03/13/2020 08:54 PM
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
And no one was acting crazy while shopping either, no one got stabbed or shot. ;p



While leaving I heard one guy got body dragged in the parking lot then disappeared, I don't know the story on that. They said he was drunk, or he was kidnapped.
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"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Just go buy a hand held sprayer for your shower, then just shower after every shit and jet out your ass with the handheld sprayer.
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03/13/2020 09:19 PM
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
If by Amish Country, you mean North In, Costco in NWI had new shipments come in today. Weather its still there. No Idea.
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Wiping is not enough, you need to wash it with warm water. It is called bidet in civilized places.
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This week in Georgia... One man shot and one stabbed over tp,,and many fist fight too.
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


Welp... it is the quicker picker upper.
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Coffee filters will work
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buy mini tortillas, thats what i did.

theyre perfect and soft
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77727366


you guys come up with the craziest ideas.
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Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now??
Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


No, most of the buying was from scammers trying to resell the shit for a profit. But then it escalates. I bought a bunch too, not because of corona, but because lots of people were making a run and I didn't want to be out (like you are). So it became a vicious cycle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77831020


I am out buying up can goods and I can trade food for anything,, you bitch's gotta eat.





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