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You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66063956 United States 03/13/2020 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
Quoting: Phennommennonn Might help to soak up all of those STD's you have.. |
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Callin
User ID: 78551315 United States 03/13/2020 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? buy mini tortillas, thats what i did.
theyre perfect and soft
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77727366 And when you're done you'll have burritos!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72568602 Taco bell? Last Edited by Callen on 03/13/2020 07:57 PMThe further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those that speak it - Orwell
If you’re backed by Hollywood, social media, the government, and practically the entire globalist system, you are not the resistance -- you're part of the problem |
dschis1000
User ID: 77525785 United States 03/13/2020 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Don't be rendered a TP tard. Try a bidet.
Quoting: everLearner . That’s just gross. Quoting: Joe Camel We lived in Europe when our first child was born with nothing but cloth diapers. Bidets are a handy to clean those out. Just sayin |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78055058 United States 03/13/2020 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
Quoting: Phennommennonn Check this out at Amazon.com JP Bathroom Master's Full Pressure & Leakproof Handheld Bidet. Easy to Install Bathroom Diaper Sprayer with Adjustable Pressure Control [ link to www.amazon.com (secure)] |
Exadur
User ID: 77809369 United States 03/13/2020 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? It's the GLP effect . Someone here cracked a toilet paper joke some months ago and the whole thing got out of hand fast . Static |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36230874 United States 03/13/2020 08:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? store still has TP but not the 12 pk , I got the last one. Lots of pepsi. Water was gone. Cleaning supplies were almost out. lot of food still left. This was a local DG, candy aisle wiped clean. Still bread, lots of frozen, lots of chips |
Bush Master
User ID: 78041208 03/13/2020 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Take a pice of news paper fold it in half, pull a pice out of the middle. Stick your fingers get through the hole, while you whipe the ass. Then take the small pice you tore out and clean under your fingernails. Sorry to be so kurt Last Edited by Bush Master on 03/13/2020 08:46 PMDamn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A. :captain: Thread: GLP-Jukebox |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36230874 United States 03/13/2020 08:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? If you look at the top of the dollar aisle in DG you will find 4 roll pks of TP and single rolls. |
Bush Master
User ID: 78041208 03/13/2020 08:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? If you look at the top of the dollar aisle in DG you will find 4 roll pks of TP and single rolls.
Quoting: Diabolical. Hahahah Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! Oh,and screw tepco & the V.A. :captain: Thread: GLP-Jukebox |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70175159 United States 03/13/2020 08:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? You can use napkins, paper towels, newspaper, reusable cloths, water, sand paper stuff like that.
Quoting: YouAreDreaming O’s cover of Time |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78588026 United States 03/13/2020 08:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Well, you are on this site...they told ya.
Should have stocked up weeks ago. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36230874 United States 03/13/2020 08:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? And no one was acting crazy while shopping either, no one got stabbed or shot. ;p
While leaving I heard one guy got body dragged in the parking lot then disappeared, I don't know the story on that. They said he was drunk, or he was kidnapped. |
Mr. Predictor
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03/13/2020 08:58 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? "If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76928417 United States 03/13/2020 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Just go buy a hand held sprayer for your shower, then just shower after every shit and jet out your ass with the handheld sprayer. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75822794 United States 03/13/2020 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? If by Amish Country, you mean North In, Costco in NWI had new shipments come in today. Weather its still there. No Idea. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77901654 United States 03/14/2020 01:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
Quoting: Phennommennonn Wiping is not enough, you need to wash it with warm water. It is called bidet in civilized places. |
Bug Man User ID: 78068403 United States 03/14/2020 01:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? This week in Georgia... One man shot and one stabbed over tp,,and many fist fight too. |
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OI82Much
User ID: 72525390 Canada 03/14/2020 01:34 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
Quoting: Phennommennonn Welp... it is the quicker picker upper. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78552248 United States 03/14/2020 01:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Coffee filters will work
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78098858 buy mini tortillas, thats what i did.
theyre perfect and soft
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77727366 you guys come up with the craziest ideas. |
Bug Man User ID: 78068403 United States 03/14/2020 05:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: You CoronavirusTARDS bought up all the shit paper so I gotta wipe my ass with Bounty Now?? Scuse the pun but.....youre ASSHOLES
Quoting: Phennommennonn No, most of the buying was from scammers trying to resell the shit for a profit. But then it escalates. I bought a bunch too, not because of corona, but because lots of people were making a run and I didn't want to be out (like you are). So it became a vicious cycle. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77831020 I am out buying up can goods and I can trade food for anything,, you bitch's gotta eat. |
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