Something is happening! Not the virus.

Some kind of ass-ter-roid anyway.

Got lube?

Alien invasion? I don’t know why “they” want all of us in our homes, but I doubt it’s because of a virus. If it were a natural threat, the “virus” would be more localized. Let’s say they knew that Yellowstone was gonna erupt, and they wanted us all protected, the “virus” would be isolated to just the US. Italy wouldn’t need to go on lockdown for that, just the US. If a meteor was going to hit Earth, and they couldn’t do anything about it, they wouldn’t have us leave our jobs, collapse the market, etc, beforehand, they’d just let us remain in the dark. If this isn’t truly about Covid-19, then whatever it is is HUGE! Whatever is going to happen in the next three weeks is a national threat.

Just my crazy brain at work.

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... oh thanks! ... it's april 13 of 2029 ...
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