"My Corona" (An Ode to Toilet Paper)

I thought in this time of darkness that we could all use a good sing-a-long...

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My Corona
My Corona

Ooh my little viral one, viral one
Thanks for all the time off from work, Corona
Ooh the fever makes my bowels, my bowels run
But there is no paper on the roll, Corona

Never gonna stop, buy it up, such a dirty hind
I need to hoard it up, for the touch, of the softer kind
Buy, buy, buy, bye-bye, woah!
M-m-m-my Corona
My Corona

Come a little closer huh, a-to my butt
Let me infect you with my fart, Corona
I keep it very hairy, dingle-berry
When I walk it lubes up my thighs, Corona

Never wanna stop, squeezin' it, Charmin is my kind
Gotta take a shit, but I can't make my booty shine
Buy, buy, buy, bye-bye, woah!
M-m-m my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe, wi-iipe
My Corona

Why'd you have to infect me, infect me
It was just a matter of time, Corona
Is it C-O-V-I-D, dash nineteen
or is it the regular flu, Corona
Never gonna stop, give it up, bulk's now how I buy
I always get it up, for the touch, of the softer kind

Buy, buy, buy, bye-bye, woah!
It's all m-m-m-m-m mine mine mine ha-ha, oh!
M-m-m mine, Corona
M-m-m mine, Corona
M-m-m mine, Corona
M-m-m mine, Corona
Oooaah, my Corona
Oooaah, my Corona
Oooaah, my Corona
Woah!

Last Edited by Dace on 03/13/2020 10:51 PM