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(OP) User ID: 78482520 United States 03/14/2020 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't know but it was a pretty good one! The last good one I had is still in my wallet, it says: Fate will find a way. Last Edited by AkashicRecord® on 03/14/2020 09:34 PM Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
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(OP) User ID: 78482520 United States 03/14/2020 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously? You got a #YOLO fortune cookie, and that’s pin-worthy? Christ, it really is the end-times... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77999315 It's a little bit more involved than that. Thr other night I broke out my special deck of cards for the first time in quite a while. The first result was this card, and it was not upside down. The context and question for the draw was the same as when I opened that silly cookie. This is more serious. The first keyword for that card in that particular orientation is: disease. Last Edited by AkashicRecord® on 03/14/2020 01:39 PM Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72595560 United States 03/14/2020 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just got one from Panda Express, and before I get jumped all over, that sh*t ain't Chinese fooooood! It's fast food at best. Anyway, it said, "There's enough to go around" I really hope that is true. Looking at the stores though, I wish every body would have got this fortune. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77850331 Canada 03/14/2020 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...That was what my fortune cookie read tonight after I had take-out: Quoting: AkashicRecord® Enjoy yourself while you can I opened it with the intention of foretelling something about this current virus debacle... :enjoy-yourself: :damnedbig: :damnedhuge: Edit: added a picture along with my other favorite :) The freakiest thing is that you're eating Chinese takeout. |
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User ID: 78497510 United States 03/14/2020 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You actually had Chinese food?? ______________ As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.” - Elijah Parish Lovejoy(1802-1837) All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent...Thomas Jefferson The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government...Thomas Jefferson When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty...Thomas Jefferson Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to bring it to light...George Washington |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76177589 United States 03/14/2020 10:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...That was what my fortune cookie read tonight after I had take-out: Quoting: AkashicRecord® Enjoy yourself while you can I opened it with the intention of foretelling something about this current virus debacle... :enjoy-yourself: :damnedbig: :damnedhuge: Edit: added a picture along with my other favorite :) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 73215564 France 03/14/2020 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ...That was what my fortune cookie read tonight after I had take-out: Quoting: AkashicRecord® Enjoy yourself while you can I opened it with the intention of foretelling something about this current virus debacle... :enjoy-yourself: :damnedbig: :damnedhuge: Edit: added a picture along with my other favorite :) People should not write such statement for putting it in a container as food. Do not believe them. |
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User ID: 77690250 United States 03/14/2020 11:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude, these things are the real shit. My friend Tommy became a prophet after drinking the liquid from inside a magic 8 ball. He said he would die and he did! Crazy shit I tell you. Quoting: MaybeTrollingUAgain What, he expected to live forever? The 8 ball is magic, but c'mon. It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78176816 United States 03/15/2020 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I always do. Shelves were empty at the grocery store today. It is telling of the character of so many people in our society, that they are greedy cowards, and more than a little stupid. If there is a real emergency, the records of their purchases are known and the military will confiscate their supplies for rationing. They are ignorant of how emergencies are handled. |