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Enjoy yourself, while you can...

 
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
Hanging out at Chinese restaurants, eh?
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03/14/2020 11:23 AM
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
Is that a fortune or a threat?

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 Quoting: It's A Secret


I don't know but it was a pretty good one!

The last good one I had is still in my wallet, it says:


Fate will find a way.


truestory

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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
Is that a fortune or a threat?

hiding
 Quoting: It's A Secret


I don't know but it was a pretty good onr!

The last good one I had is still in my wakket, it says:


Fate will find a way.


truestory
 Quoting: AkashicRecord®


precognition agrees alien03
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03/14/2020 11:43 AM
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
Cool, take a picture. Otherwise...

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I could do that later :)
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03/14/2020 11:53 AM
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
A while back when the border wall fiasco was going, I got this one and we couldn't stop laughing :)

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Cool, take a picture. Otherwise...

bsflag
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I did, and updated the post with the image alongside my previous favorite.


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AkashicRecord®  (OP)

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Seriously? You got a #YOLO fortune cookie, and that’s pin-worthy? Christ, it really is the end-times...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77999315


It's a little bit more involved than that.

Thr other night I broke out my special deck of cards for the first time in quite a while. The first result was this card, and it was not upside down. The context and question for the draw was the same as when I opened that silly cookie. This is more serious.

86-tnaa

The first keyword for that card in that particular orientation is: disease.

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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

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03/14/2020 09:12 PM
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
I just got one from Panda Express, and before I get jumped all over, that sh*t ain't Chinese fooooood! It's fast food at best. Anyway, it said, "There's enough to go around" I really hope that is true. Looking at the stores though, I wish every body would have got this fortune.
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03/14/2020 09:13 PM
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
...That was what my fortune cookie read tonight after I had take-out:


Enjoy yourself while you can


I opened it with the intention of foretelling something about this current virus debacle...


:enjoy-yourself:


damned
:damnedbig:
:damnedhuge:



Edit: added a picture along with my other favorite :)
 Quoting: AkashicRecord®


The freakiest thing is that you're eating Chinese takeout.
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Is that a fortune or a threat?

hiding
 Quoting: It's A Secret


I don't know but it was a pretty good onr!

The last good one I had is still in my wakket, it says:


Fate will find a way.


:truestory:
 Quoting: AkashicRecord®


Nice. I like that one. :)
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03/14/2020 09:19 PM
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Chinese take out.

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You actually had Chinese food??
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well, you are STILL eating Chinese food, so that's what you get.

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03/14/2020 09:55 PM
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Who the fuck eats Chinese food at a time like this?!?!!
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03/14/2020 09:58 PM
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I'll enjoy myself when I can't!
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03/14/2020 10:03 PM
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
...That was what my fortune cookie read tonight after I had take-out:


Enjoy yourself while you can


I opened it with the intention of foretelling something about this current virus debacle...


:enjoy-yourself:


damned
:damnedbig:
:damnedhuge:



Edit: added a picture along with my other favorite :)
 Quoting: AkashicRecord®


kungflu
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03/14/2020 10:08 PM
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pdance

1 raise you 1 penguin dance
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pdance

1 raise you 1 penguin dance
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YOU OPENED 2 FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!??!
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03/14/2020 10:41 PM
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GTFuck
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funniest thing I ever seen on GLP. Good one.
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03/14/2020 10:46 PM
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I passed a black cat today on the interstate. It was just running along side the road, all weird like. I also broke a mirror today.
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I had one ready to run out in front of me today and I was yelling DON"T YOU DO IT MUTHER F ER!! He did not and I was glad.
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03/14/2020 10:48 PM
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
...That was what my fortune cookie read tonight after I had take-out:


Enjoy yourself while you can


I opened it with the intention of foretelling something about this current virus debacle...


:enjoy-yourself:


damned
:damnedbig:
:damnedhuge:



Edit: added a picture along with my other favorite :)
 Quoting: AkashicRecord®


People should not write such statement for putting it in a container as food. Do not believe them.
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03/14/2020 10:54 PM
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You scared, bro?


Did you have tears streaming down your face as you wrote this?


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Dude, these things are the real shit. My friend Tommy became a prophet after drinking the liquid from inside a magic 8 ball. He said he would die and he did! Crazy shit I tell you.
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingUAgain



What, he expected to live forever? The 8 ball is magic, but c'mon.
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
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03/15/2020 12:21 AM
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I'll enjoy myself when I can't!
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Creepy. Maybe life is fleeting at this point....
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03/15/2020 12:36 AM
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fortune cookie made in china?
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03/15/2020 12:59 AM
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Re: Enjoy yourself, while you can...
I always do.

Shelves were empty at the grocery store today.

It is telling of the character of so many people in our society, that they are greedy cowards, and more than a little stupid.

If there is a real emergency, the records of their purchases are known and the military will confiscate their supplies for rationing.

They are ignorant of how emergencies are handled.





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