The Man Behind the Bar part one

Wut?!

Last Edited by LTHN. on 03/14/2020 01:23 AM

I fucked up the quote...sea quence

Thanks.
And yeah, he stands on the front of the deck, guides the ship and weathers the storm to his destination.



Last Edited by LTHN. on 03/14/2020 01:36 AM

Part 1 and 2 out of 5

He must pay the hightest licsence,he must pay the highest rent.

He must battle with his bank and pay thier ten per cent

And when it comes topaying bills,he's always on the spot.

He pays for what he sells,whether you pay him or not.

Last Edited by Pooch on 03/14/2020 01:56 AM

Hillel sez: When everyone's a sharper, be a mark.

Part 3

And when you walk into his bar,He'll great you with a smile.

Be you a workman dressed in overalls or a Banker dressed in style'

If you're Irish,English,Scotch or Welsh,it doesn't matter what.

He'll treat you like a gentleman,unless you prove you'r not.

Definitely not true.

Part 4

Yet the clergy in the pulpit and the preacher in the hall

Will assure him that the Churches are against him one and all.

But when the Churches plan to hold ballot or bazaar.

They start y selling tickets to the man behind the bar.

Part 5 ..the end,not mine...found it on a bar towel


When he retires, a job well done, to await six feet of soil,

Discards his coat and apron, no more on earth to toil.

As Saint Peter sees him coming, he will leave those gates ajar.

For he knows he had his Hell on Earth.

THE MAN BEHIND THE BAR

Shorter version.