Only in america.

At the start of the total world destruction caused by the
coronavirus, americans select someone with Alzheimer's
to run for President.

If he wins, day one could be like this.

Mr. President, you on the air in 1 minute to discuss Corona.

President: O.k. Tell me again how much we are getting paid for the beer commericial.

No, Mr. President, it is a talk about the Corona virus.

President: o.k. corona virus ... You know, I bought my cat a dog bone today and I can't find the receipt.

President: Gee, I wonder what this red button does on the desk.

Maybe I should push it.