That dickhead Johnson is STILL telling people in factory jobs, etc., to go to work! You can't practice social-distancing on the shop floor! My boss is going mad, saying we must still come to work! Some of the blokes are ready for a revolt, because they're thinking he's potentially putting lives in danger.

Boris will get turned on as well, as he is deliberately not making it clear who can work, and who can't. On his own head be it...