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Got Arrested Today....

 
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Got Arrested Today....
Well, not arrested, I turned myself in on a BS charge EARLY in the morning. Just giving you the Corona view of things right now.

I had to wait in the lobby for an hour and a half while an officer made multiple phone calls to see if they were allowed to process me at this time...

Then they finally took me in, Someone from medical had to come out first and take my temperature and ask me a questionnaire before I was allowed in. No one with a temp or who had been out of the country or had contact with someone either infected or who had been out of the country were allowed entry.

No search, no emptying my pockets, just asked me what I had on me. Everyone had gloves and a mask on, tossed me my jail jumpsuit from about 5 feet away and asked me to change.

Got a whole holding cell all to myself, were temp beds for 12 people but it was all me.

I wasn’t gonna touch shit. I stood in the center in front of the window like Hannibal fucking Lecter for 2 hrs until the judge showed up and then I got the fuck outta there, slathered myself with sanitizer, then came home and showered well past when the hot water ran out.
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Re: Got Arrested Today....
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Troublemaker!
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Re: Got Arrested Today....
and the charge was related to??
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Troublemaker!
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I hope you have an attorney, Dace ..

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Re: Got Arrested Today....
You beat your gf?
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That's horrible buddy, you better get tested ASAP. I don't even want to talk about my last 5 day vacation in the slammer.
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Re: Got Arrested Today....
and the charge was related to??
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Obviously it was bs like he said. It only took a few hours to get in and back free. Couldn't have been too bad, probably unpaid tickets.
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and the charge was related to??
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Bullshit.... over 4 months ago I was in an accident with my daughter in the car. The backseat was full of crap from a leftover yard sale we had been helping with so I had her in the front seat. A drunk hit us on our way home.
CPS of course had to investigate but closed the case... However, my ex waited 4 months until my college classes started back up and then reported me for child endangerment. Complete crap but all small towns want their money so I’m having to wade through the processes.
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Jesus.... 885 views in 10 minutes....

It’s like everyone was quarantined or something e. damned

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Re: Got Arrested Today....
What are you studying?
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Jesus.... 885 views in 10 minutes....

It’s like everyone was quarantined or someone.damned
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What are you studying?
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Nursing... she’s trying to fuck me up in the home stretch.
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So, is it possible that criminal suspects with elevated temperatures will not see the inside of a jail cell? Perhaps cops armed with thermometers will just say f'it, and let perps go if their forehead surface temp exceeds 99 degrees?

Hmmmm.
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 Quoting: rioluu

and the charge was related to??
 Quoting: rioluu


Bullshit.... over 4 months ago I was in an accident with my daughter in the car. The backseat was full of crap from a leftover yard sale we had been helping with so I had her in the front seat. A drunk hit us on our way home.
CPS of course had to investigate but closed the case... However, my ex waited 4 months until my college classes started back up and then reported me for child endangerment. Complete crap but all small towns want their money so I’m having to wade through the processes.
 Quoting: Dace



ugh sucks
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On a positive note....

If anyone has a warrant.... now’s a good time because they don’t want you there. jay

My bond should have been 10-20k but they set it at $2500.00.

$250 bucks to get out through a bondsman.
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On a positive note....

If anyone has a warrant.... now’s a good time because they don’t want you there. jay

My bond should have been 10-20k but they set it at $2500.00.

$250 bucks to get out through a bondsman.
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Nah. You have to make the bacon earn it.
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So, is it possible that criminal suspects with elevated temperatures will not see the inside of a jail cell? Perhaps cops armed with thermometers will just say f'it, and let perps go if their forehead surface temp exceeds 99 degrees?

Hmmmm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77901662


So, is it possible that criminal suspects with elevated temperatures will not see the inside of a jail cell? Perhaps cops armed with thermometers will just say f'it, and let perps go if their forehead surface temp exceeds 99 degrees?

Hmmmm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77901662


Our limit was 100.4 to be turned away.
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Pretty soon police afraid to arrest anyone.
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Sorry your ex is being such a bitch.

I remember you saying once you wish a tsunami would take out all the females and there would just be one left for you all to get loosh from.

I've always wanted to volunteer for that position.
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Re: Got Arrested Today....
So, is it possible that criminal suspects with elevated temperatures will not see the inside of a jail cell? Perhaps cops armed with thermometers will just say f'it, and let perps go if their forehead surface temp exceeds 99 degrees?

Hmmmm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77901662


What cop in their right mind would want a random lowlife criminal human occupying the same 4 cubic feet of air inside a cop car?

Odds of criminals getting arrested now - slim.

Odds of criminals getting shot while approaching a cop now that every human within 20 feet is a deadly weapon - HIGH

Cops and nurses are the worst jobs to have right now..

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Re: Got Arrested Today....
So, is it possible that criminal suspects with elevated temperatures will not see the inside of a jail cell? Perhaps cops armed with thermometers will just say f'it, and let perps go if their forehead surface temp exceeds 99 degrees?

Hmmmm.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77901662


Our limit was 100.4 to be turned away.


Well, let's just make it a round 101 for a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
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Re: Got Arrested Today....
On a positive note....

If anyone has a warrant.... now’s a good time because they don’t want you there. jay

My bond should have been 10-20k but they set it at $2500.00.

$250 bucks to get out through a bondsman.
 Quoting: Dace


Nah. You have to make the bacon earn it.
 Quoting: UTownReturns


I had the 2500 just don’t want to tie up that much for 6 months or so.
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Re: Got Arrested Today....
hfbump
 Quoting: rioluu

and the charge was related to??
 Quoting: rioluu


Bullshit.... over 4 months ago I was in an accident with my daughter in the car. The backseat was full of crap from a leftover yard sale we had been helping with so I had her in the front seat. A drunk hit us on our way home.
CPS of course had to investigate but closed the case... However, my ex waited 4 months until my college classes started back up and then reported me for child endangerment. Complete crap but all small towns want their money so I’m having to wade through the processes.
 Quoting: Dace


Shit dude...Glad you both were safe at least.
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To bad you didn’t get to share a cell with Bubba...
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Sorry your ex is being such a bitch.

I remember you saying once you wish a tsunami would take out all the females and there would just be one left for you all to get loosh from.

I've always wanted to volunteer for that position.
 Quoting: I_am_who_I_am


I’ve been sorry for years *sigh*
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To bad you didn’t get to share a cell with Bubba...
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I could have talked about shrimp for hours, would have made the time fly.jay
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Sorry your ex is being such a bitch.

I remember you saying once you wish a tsunami would take out all the females and there would just be one left for you all to get loosh from.

I've always wanted to volunteer for that position.
 Quoting: I_am_who_I_am


I’ve been sorry for years *sigh*
 Quoting: Dace


Dace, do you still have a link to your D50 parody videos? OMFG those were hilarious man ..

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hfbump
 Quoting: rioluu

and the charge was related to??
 Quoting: rioluu


Bullshit.... over 4 months ago I was in an accident with my daughter in the car. The backseat was full of crap from a leftover yard sale we had been helping with so I had her in the front seat. A drunk hit us on our way home.
CPS of course had to investigate but closed the case... However, my ex waited 4 months until my college classes started back up and then reported me for child endangerment. Complete crap but all small towns want their money so I’m having to wade through the processes.
 Quoting: Dace


I hear that a lot. Women using CPS to get even with men
Women it seems love to use police to ruin men’s lives
Not all. If the shoe fits
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Re: Got Arrested Today....
Well, not arrested, I turned myself in on a BS charge EARLY in the morning. Just giving you the Corona view of things right now.

I had to wait in the lobby for an hour and a half while an officer made multiple phone calls to see if they were allowed to process me at this time...

Then they finally took me in, Someone from medical had to come out first and take my temperature and ask me a questionnaire before I was allowed in. No one with a temp or who had been out of the country or had contact with someone either infected or who had been out of the country were allowed entry.

No search, no emptying my pockets, just asked me what I had on me. Everyone had gloves and a mask on, tossed me my jail jumpsuit from about 5 feet away and asked me to change.

Got a whole holding cell all to myself, were temp beds for 12 people but it was all me.

I wasn’t gonna touch shit. I stood in the center in front of the window like Hannibal fucking Lecter for 2 hrs until the judge showed up and then I got the fuck outta there, slathered myself with sanitizer, then came home and showered well past when the hot water ran out.
 Quoting: Dace


Anything for five minutes of fame. FFS





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