So "dating" is over now

Wouldn't that be nice?

Unlikely.

Just like the Hebrews that are spreading Coronavirus with their weddings that are not recognized by many states, which enables the wives to collect welfare benefits which the very wealthy husbands keep on keepin' on.

Oh. Two were arrested for coronavirus weddings.
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Each infected celebrity = millions of vicariously infected pop culture junkies blinded to the economic crisis capitalization highway robbery taking place.

Even more importantly, has panic sex become unhealthy?

OMG!

How shocking someone decided to host the wedding they had planned for a year!

It's okay only if you were already living in the same house already.

No one outside is allowed in your home, besides those already living there.

Same girl!!! All of a sudden out of the woodwork all these single guys and a few ex’s want my attention lol

I am demanding a deposit of 12 packages of 24 count of tp just in case they waste my time! Lmao!

Wow...ghosted her instead of staying in contact via cellphone or email...shows how interested you were & saves her from possibly developing feelings, only to be ghosted for some other reason later.
I guess you unintentionally changed my opinion...good on you for doing it now.

FAKE news! Are it's even smarter than we thought

This whole situation is sick. Now narcissists have another excuse.

yes you will have to work now

What are you saying? I am retired.

I just want to CUDDLE now, nothing more..shrug

That would be wonderful, too. I thought that was what sex was. at least in the beginning.......

I’m so thankful I got out of Oregon. The guys there aren’t very impressive. Thank Godd for this place where I was able to meet my boyfriend! It wouldn’t be possible now, with the travel restrictions. Op, you can still date, just be careful about it. You can’t go out to a bar or restaurant but you can eat at someone’s home or sneak out into the forest somewhere.

OK fine CUDDLE partay at my place!

Not any more. Any gathering of non family members are forbidden and will be "strictly enforced"!

Yeah, the guys around here are (mostly) pathetic losers living off of their wife's retirement. Fishing (well not anymore) and drinking beer and watching NASCAR or whatever it is.

The forests are now closed, with patrols by the Forest Service to find any "spreaders".

But thanks for trying to be positive.

hahaha

Bitch, you are only dating an illusion of yourself.

Do you wish to continue?

well, I'm a guy soo..Jake?

Lipstick on a Pig

I know my TV brained neighbors would turn me in if they saw a "stranger" come into my house.

The guy at the hardware store told me he was instructed to call authorities if he sees anyone who isn't a "local".

Please don't call me names.

commencing pent up rage boner in 3....2.....1....

I may be unemployed..but I can sleep and CUDDLE with the best of em yeeha!