Sorry My Dear No Symptoms No Test CDC Guidelines!

Hawkeye: How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.

B.J.: [handing Kathy an unused Hari-Kari knife] Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!

PA System Announcer: Attention, all personnel... the wounded you've all been waiting for has finally arrived in person... report to the Big Top immediately; the circus is about to begin.