wonder if the cops will crack the case? imagine 20 cops turning up at a giant warehouse full of toilet paper and masks and hand sanitizer...

officer bruce picks a plastic package and cuts a little hole in it with his pocket knife. he takes a piece of the white stuff out of the package and puts it in his mouth to taste it. "yep it's toilet paper all right. pure tassy white. quilted with little flowers printed on it. these are the guys all right. we got 'em. youre nicked sunshine/"

toilet paper organized crime gangster: it's a fair cop