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UPDATE 05-05-2020 PAGE 14::::::::SBA APPROVAL:::::::IF YOU OWN A BIZ OR ARE SELF EMPLOYED!!!!

 
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THANK YOU, OP!! 5a
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I'm trying to figure out if I qualify. I haven't lost much interest yet as a writer and legal researcher, but I didn't get my expected raise either, and it was supposed to be a LOT. I'm in a bit of an ass pickle and could use it, but I don't know if I qualify if I'm still working the same as last year for the moment...that could change in a couple weeks.
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THANK YOU, OP!! 5a
 Quoting: Wineguy


thankyou
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Applied. It sucks though.. I started my business in September. I've sold about $200 worth of product at cost. I invested about $10,000 into products, that are sitting in a $300 per month storage space in midtown manhattan that I legally cannot access and am obligated to pay this month regardless. The thing that sucks is since not be able to access the warehouse, I've had a bunch of sale enquiries. But the loan doesn't ask what the running expenses are.
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Nice work, Wyatte.

I applied for my company. Took minutes.
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wyatte are these loans or grants?
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Low interest loans for companies that need it, grants for employee payroll.. I hope that makes sense....


I am going to expand my company with the low interest loans. Stupid as fuck not too.


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Your business will be bankrupt by this time next year. The extra baggage you are trying to acquire, will be removed from your possession, along with everything else you own. You will be facing incarceration in debtors prison until you can repay. Sadly, the remainder of your existence will be that of a slave. Don't come begging me to set you free. You chose.
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You have to pay that shit back and become even more of Debt slave to Government
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It's a loan which is totally pathetic. I have zero interest in the continuation of any Gov't.
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Re: UPDATE 05-05-2020 PAGE 14::::::::SBA APPROVAL:::::::IF YOU OWN A BIZ OR ARE SELF EMPLOYED!!!!
SBA just opened the new portal for relief...

like, JUST FUCKING NOW!!!!

[link to covid19relief.sba.gov (secure)]

SIGN YOUR SHIT UP!!!!

Yer welcome.

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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Thank you!

I had printed out the application yesterday.

For anyone with employees, the news has been saying for days that it will be treated as a grant if you use it for payroll, rent, utilities or insurance. They mentioned as of now it would be for 8 weeks but they might extend that.
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03/29/2020 10:40 PM
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Anyone else having problems getting past the 'business owner's information' segment?


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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


radio button at the top the of page.. select the option above where you put in first name.
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03/29/2020 10:41 PM
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Re: UPDATE 05-05-2020 PAGE 14::::::::SBA APPROVAL:::::::IF YOU OWN A BIZ OR ARE SELF EMPLOYED!!!!
SBA just opened the new portal for relief...

like, JUST FUCKING NOW!!!!

[link to covid19relief.sba.gov (secure)]

SIGN YOUR SHIT UP!!!!

Yer welcome.

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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Bro, most people want free rent, not loans..

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Looks like a loan not a grant, however, those that are employees of their own s corp may have an angle. Didn't pull the trigger because they asked for my bank info.

I have accountant working on an angle now with legal advice. Will advice. Keep this thread pinned. I want small businesses to thrive
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I went through the whole application process. It didn't even ask me how much money I needed. Nor did it say what the interest rate or the re-payment terms were going to be. Weird
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Was there ever a golden age?
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Thanks OPtomato
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Bless you, Wyatte!! Am fwd'ing link to lot of my peeps.
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OMG!!! Thank you OP!!

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Been waiting for this.
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Uh...something creepy about all this
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I went through the whole application process. It didn't even ask me how much money I needed. Nor did it say what the interest rate or the re-payment terms were going to be. Weird
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5585622


your going to get a loan that you can't pay back to the government that doesn't forgive loans
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Why are farms excluded? Is there a different loan or grant application for those in the agriculture or farming>
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Yeah. I would wait on this one. Don't give out your bank info. Question is it might be better for independent contractors to go the unemployment on steroids route vs the loan/grant route. Will know more this week
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You have to pay that shit back and become even more of Debt slave to Government
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That’s the whole point. There will be two classes super rich .01% and poor 99.99%
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Why are farms excluded? Is there a different loan or grant application for those in the agriculture or farming>
 Quoting: Curiously Curious 75502793


Yea
TRUMPS FAULT
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Omg. Thank you so much.
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I gets in dat ass!
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Translation: I go for the jugular!
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Feel it in tha throat!
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not going to commit the sin of usury doing this! you should not either
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hesright
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Loan...
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Trump screws Stormy Daniels again!

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Trump screws Stormy Daniels again!

:trumplaugh:
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He can pick better!
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one of the requirements listed;

"Applicant is not in the business of lobbying"
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Q sent me what’s up.
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SBA just opened the new portal for relief...

like, JUST FUCKING NOW!!!!

[link to covid19relief.sba.gov (secure)]

SIGN YOUR SHIT UP!!!!

Yer welcome.

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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Thank you for that. Don't know if we will qualify since we haven't been affected too bad. Biggest problem we had was emptying a room in our house to turn into an office for my wife & I and buying furniture. Although we do get to pay for an office that were not even using right now.
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