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UPDATE 05-05-2020 PAGE 14::::::::SBA APPROVAL:::::::IF YOU OWN A BIZ OR ARE SELF EMPLOYED!!!!

 
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want relief, go back to work.
If government says you can not work, tell them you first.
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Quote for the century. Super.

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Re: UPDATE 05-05-2020 PAGE 14::::::::SBA APPROVAL:::::::IF YOU OWN A BIZ OR ARE SELF EMPLOYED!!!!
From the linked website... This is the EIDL...

This is NOT the small business loan that converts to a grant.

If you are a small businesses looking for the loan-grant product, wait until tomorrow and contact your bank.
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


Wrong. It’s a disaster loan AND loan advance with a $10k advance; “this loan advance will not have to be repaid”.
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As an independent contractor, I'll pass on this. It sounds like a "fishing expedition" to steal your identity !!

Be VERY careful !!!!!



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SBA just opened the new portal for relief...

like, JUST FUCKING NOW!!!!

[link to covid19relief.sba.gov (secure)]

SIGN YOUR SHIT UP!!!!

Yer welcome.

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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


thanks
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Not sure about this. Sounds like a lot of auditing which I don’t need the government as part of my business.

If or when business gets tough, I’ll pivot the business goals into something else for revenue.

Until then, it’s business as usual.
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Anyone else having problems getting past the 'business owner's information' segment?


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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Yes, Can't get past first webpage!
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Anyone else having problems getting past the 'business owner's information' segment?


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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Yeah, won’t let me use ssn, I don’t have ein. I also don’t have cost of good sold as I provide a service. This is already a cluster you know what.
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You have to pay that shit back and become even more of Debt slave to Government
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75561166


Do they expect collateral for it.

Yes. Even if it is just a signature.

They will own your ass.
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You have to pay that shit back and become even more of Debt slave to Government
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75561166


I can understand if absolutely have to but I'm using my emergency fund first before taking a gov.loan.. what's interest rate?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69544613


The disaster relief is $10,000 you don’t have to repay. The sba loan is at 3.75% or close to it you can get a thirty year term on that and can borrow up to 2 million.

Last Edited by Isis One on 03/30/2020 02:53 AM
Spread the word, change the collective conscious......
THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO GO AROUND

When you are undisciplined, the universe is extremely forgiving and when you are disciplined, the universe is extremely generous. Me

One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight, for a very long time, of the shore. Andre Gide
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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A clanish sounding name will get you in.
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As an independent contractor, I'll pass on this. It sounds like a "fishing expedition" to steal your identity !!

Be VERY careful !!!!!



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Ooh! Proctal exam. Sign me up! broccoli

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Looks like a loan to me. I'm not going for it. I'm an employee of my own S-Corp and I'm unable to do my job due to COVID-19. My accountant just said to close up and go on un-employment.
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I see that self employed may be eligible for unemployment. We can’t apply until the 5th and it’ll be 2 weeks after that to get funds.
Spread the word, change the collective conscious......
THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO GO AROUND

When you are undisciplined, the universe is extremely forgiving and when you are disciplined, the universe is extremely generous. Me

One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight, for a very long time, of the shore. Andre Gide
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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I went through the whole application process. It didn't even ask me how much money I needed. Nor did it say what the interest rate or the re-payment terms were going to be. Weird
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5585622


It’s the disaster relief loan. 10,000 and doesn’t have to be repaid.
Spread the word, change the collective conscious......
THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO GO AROUND

When you are undisciplined, the universe is extremely forgiving and when you are disciplined, the universe is extremely generous. Me

One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight, for a very long time, of the shore. Andre Gide
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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Conservatives love Socialism.
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SBA just opened the new portal for relief...

like, JUST FUCKING NOW!!!!

[link to covid19relief.sba.gov (secure)]

SIGN YOUR SHIT UP!!!!

Yer welcome.

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 Quoting: WyatteSmith


Who wants a fuckig loan??? You dumb cint.
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I'm on my phone and can't get the link right now, but the youtube channel

Clear Value Tax

Has been putting out very good and timely videos about how to file for all the different aspects of the stimulus package money.
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No free $$$$ why don’t we get FREE $$$$
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You have to pay that shit back and become even more of Debt slave to Government
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75561166


That’s always how it works.

Payback,

IRS would love everyone to owe them monthly.

That’s why their monthly installment agreements are easy to get when you owe them and are unable to pay.

This July 15th tax deadline change will result in more people unable to pay if not in July then the following April. Always the government plan is to get you owing them. They get annoyed when they owe you. They prefer it the other way.
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Dear Government,
I dont want a loan or a grant. I would like to open my business again and continue on with my life.
Thank You,
An AMERICAN Citizen
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just get the money dudes..

eventually ya gonna have to hand over your DNA,,,or get the microchip.

do it now & avoid the pain
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Yeah. I would wait on this one. Don't give out your bank info. Question is it might be better for independent contractors to go the unemployment on steroids route vs the loan/grant route. Will know more this week
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14678226


I hadn't considered that. If you take this loan does it exclude you from unemployment?
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not going to commit the sin of usury doing this! you should not either
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77294439


You got not credit cards, mortgage or car loan?
Good for you. Most can't do that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77538716


But, wouldn't you have to use it on your business credit cards, business mortgage, and business car loan?
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You have to pay that shit back and become even more of Debt slave to Government
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75561166


This....^^^^ I won't be beholden. Now is NOT the time for more debt..."up to 4% interest"...That is NO deal.
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Funny money turns into $50 cheeseburgers at macdonalds. No one gets a pass through this, especially business owners. They will be the most hurt because of the egos of the owners.
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This needs another pin.
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Anyone else having problems getting past the 'business owner's information' segment?


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 Quoting: WyatteSmith

Yes. Everything is green and no missing info. Still won't let me proceed. frown
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Will this trigger an audit???

Aint nobody got time for dat!
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You have to pay that shit back and become even more of Debt slave to Government
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75561166


I can understand if absolutely have to but I'm using my emergency fund first before taking a gov.loan.. what's interest rate?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69544613


The disaster relief is $10,000 you don’t have to repay. The sba loan is at 3.75% or close to it you can get a thirty year term on that and can borrow up to 2 million.
 Quoting: Isis One


Yes! I did a lot of research last night and then finally decided to apply to get the $10k grant but I am definitely not taking a loan.
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UPDATE:

In response to the Coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic, small business owners in all U.S. states, Washington D.C., and territories are eligible to apply for an Economic Injury Disaster Loan advance of up to $10,000.

The SBA’s Economic Injury Disaster Loan program provides small businesses with working capital loans of up to $2 million that can provide vital economic support to small businesses to help overcome the temporary loss of revenue they are experiencing. The loan advance will provide economic relief to businesses that are currently experiencing a temporary loss of revenue. Funds will be made available within three days of a successful application, and this loan advance will not have to be repaid.




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