Gov payments during quarantine

No.

$2000 USD straight into my Bank of America account they also approved me on food stamps a $50 grand American Express credit card

If u call bs I'll post a photo of my slhlong in front of my 7 star hotel room I'm renting for 100 buks a week cause it's empty u heard it right zero occupancy the hotel manager is on a first name basis with me already

Ah, illegal alien in border patrol detention center applying for asylum!

Link? You can use imgur on here!

Thanks for the pin.

nope. wife is going insane. lol...

Free $25k car loan to get a new car for when I can get back to work. $800 a month food stamps. A total of $825 a month unemployment. $1200 for mortgage payments. A gas card good for $80 a month at BP. Prime cut meats and fresh fruits and vegetables delivered every 3 days. Socialism at it's finest.

Good boy!

people who already got some established Government cash flow
maybe soon.
but those of you with just a income tax tag or Soc.Sec., they've
got to find you first.

Last Edited by John Jones on 04/01/2020 05:24 AM

nothing yet

Manuchin said 2-3 weeks once signed by PDJT. That was last week so another week or two. (if you filed in 2018 and used a bank account for electronic transfer for refund or to pay)

Bro I'm in a 4 grand a week hotel room because it's got wat seems to me like almost zero occupancy the manager gave me a delux suite for 100 USD a week only till the lockdown ends

:D

I ain't uploading no pic link of any stimulus stuff u sort that out urself

I made up the credit card bs

But get this I'm car hiring a 60 grand BMW for $200

a week full insurance zero excess

Play the market boys

:D

So those already in the system get their bailout first then? Same goes with Canada...my frineds baby bonus has ????$ tacked on...but trying to get into the system is another thing. Ever feel like you may be targeted as a leach with your early payment?

nope, not gonna either. I spent the last 3 years a caretaker with no actual income. I have a few thousand bucks to my name before ultimate personal doom. LOL I had a great job lined up and the plug got pulled for all this Corona crap. Been eyeballing a long time abandoned field by my place for planting secret crops and the near by hill as a hole to dig n live in. Nearby pond for fish geese n ducks. maybe frogs. Oh I'm so screwed. I coulda bugged out to the mountains a solid month ago and thought nahhhh this ll pass. FML.

they sent me a hooker and some blow but no check yet...

They paid off my 300k mortgage, gave me a gift card good for one year of unlimited coffee from Starbucks, a box with 33 rolls of toilet paper, a signed autograph from Greta Thunberg and a used pair of Nancy Pelosi panties

So funny that the rich get the money as a gift, and the poor get back some money that was taken from them. That is f'ing hilarious.

The government illegally locks you in your home, you can't leave to make money, doesn't even provide the amenities of a prison, you can starve to death as far as they are concerned, and then tricks you into thinking that they're there for you, that they care, they'll hook you up for ONCE in this nation's history.

Haha, we Americans are the best at taking it up the back side chatter and pretending like we don't mind.

You qualify for the new unemployment. Check it out.

Hush $$$

The gov is also letting people out of jail early so they don't have to provide.

Just start stealing food, nobody is going to arrest you right now.

April 17th is the date most people can expect their direct deposit.

Go to IRS.gov for more information

Tried to do my taxes online but it said I had to mail it in. Now, I can't get my printer to print. grr. It can't find the wifi on the computer. Works on the phone though.

Are you able to run a cable from the printer to the computer

I went through the same shit over a new IP Pin Because I moved from my beach house inland two years ago and my address changed so it red-flaged. About a month ago I had to get on the phone with the IRS for like two hours to sort it out.

Come to find out, they still owed me $1,800 from 2018 that I thought they had taken. So I'm waiting for my 2018 to process (was told nine weeks) then they will send me a paper check and I still have to figure out how to print my 2019. I don't have a printer and typically just go to the library to print.

The IRS is such an uncoordinated shit show it's ridiculous

Probably, I have to look for the cable. Procrastinating. lol

World Star HH and the Chan's are going nutz because the scammers and ID thieves are pissed because very few hard checks will be mailed.
They were counting on hitting mailboxes and getting hundreds of checks...
"Biotch ass guberment fucking wit my cash flow.."