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How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?

 
Banananonymous
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04/01/2020 12:12 PM
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How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
My dog is fluent in Catalan, Italian and Korean. But he has trouble with the English language. I don't know why. Any tips? and how long will it take him to be able to recite Shakespeare confidently?
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04/01/2020 12:13 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
Depends on the breed
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
You really should treat your brother more humanely.
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04/01/2020 12:16 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
He's a Bengall Cat Dog
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
You really should treat your brother more humanely.
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
My Leonberger would say No to things he did not like all the time... but he started about 2 years after I got him.
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
Depends on how many days you've been socially isolated in quarentine. Usually pets start talking around day 10. By day 12 they will start making you omlets.
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
there's this dude in another thread that has some insight on becoming a parakeet who may be ale to help you -- hang tight, I'll whistle for 'em
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04/01/2020 01:06 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
lol
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04/01/2020 01:08 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
roughly 45 days and you better stock up on treats.
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04/01/2020 01:10 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
your dog will learn how to speak english much faster than it learns ho to drive your car
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
you have to feed them alphabet soup
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04/01/2020 01:20 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
I asked my dog but he is not talking to me these days. Said something about the corn teens.
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04/01/2020 01:28 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
grab a german shepherd, and let him translate
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04/01/2020 01:29 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
ask rosie odonnel, rachel madcow, ellen degenerate, pelosi, helen thomas, AOC..etc.
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04/01/2020 01:32 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
teach all the words to the german shpherd (in German naturally) it's easy for them, and then he can translate to your other dog i need more beer but im corn tined
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04/01/2020 01:33 PM
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Re: How long, on average, does it take for a dog to begin talking after you start teaching him?
My bird is proficient in English and it only took him 2 months. I guess it depends on how much smarter your dog is than a bird.
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