Bitch Stole my Baking Powder

Got the last baking powder box and 2 packs of yeast on the shelf at the grocery store...as I was walking away I saw this land whale Pull up behind me on the ravaged aisle and looked panicked.

Saw her again on the next aisle, then again while I was getting eggs, then again getting pretzels.

Bread aisle was a traffic jam, so left my cart for like 20 seconds to go grab a loaf....saw Moby again a few feet away when I got back to my cart..

Got to the checkout, my powder and yeast weren’t in my basket..

Cunt!... I was gonna bake some rolls and muffins and shit for me and my kiddos but she had to steal my shit because the store was out of cookies and she was having withdrawals.

Fuck people!