The thing is my friend....You’re not a well known billionaire. You haven’t had permission from anyone to divulge anything and you know as much as the rest of us.

What you are is a person with a computer that has the need for attention. You are likely bored with your life and the Internet is something you like to do in your spare time between your shit job and other recreational activities.

So you’ve given yourself permission to create a little thread in hope you get many people asking you questions and enjoy your little day.

You’re the equivalent of some kid posting her pics of their food and uploading statuses online that say “Unbelievable, so bloody angry” in hope that people enquire why.

Take your balls out of whatever jar they’re currently in and stick them back on.