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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75159034 United States 04/05/2020 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No truly intelligent life form would waste its time coming to this planet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24206055 Why not? Maybe they like watching total train wrecks and fuck ups. Maybe they bring they youngsters here and show them what not to do and what not to be like. I am getting sick and tired of this sentiment I see on GLP all the time. This world is a magnificent creation, and humanity is advancing in every way despite our faults. The only exception to that is spiritual advancement, since many are lost, but this whole “train wreck”/“no intelligent life would come here” twaddle needs to stop. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78120736 United States 04/05/2020 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | probably salt.to preserve them.garlic and butter for cooking them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78199666 They probably taste nasty Instead of eating them, why not take the higher road and engage in cultural exchange with them. On our part, we can offer them our dicks so they can learn the joys of giving perfect blow jobs to another species. Death Row prisoners go first, just in case they got a hidden 2nd row of teeth way in the back of their throats :) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78719836 United States 04/05/2020 04:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No truly intelligent life form would waste its time coming to this planet. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24206055 They come here to watch a full solar eclipse, because practically no planet in the known Universe has a perfectly sized moon to produce this effect like here on Earth, it's truly a spectacle to behold! (They try to avoid all contact with the locals though. Batshit crazy monkeys.) |
Festus Hoggbottom
User ID: 78382070 United States 04/05/2020 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I will sing to them. Music is suppose to be the universal language. If there's choirs in heaven and the angels are singing, then maybe we can communicate via song. But, I don't think it would be so simple, I think I will just run away. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72839530 I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72839530 South Africa 04/05/2020 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anything that's not from this earth can be considered alien to this planet. Angels are higher beings from a different dimension, so definitely not from this earth. So they also must be alien to this planet, it's not their habitable zone. Or am I mistaken by my thought process? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78719836 United States 04/05/2020 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anything that's not from this earth can be considered alien to this planet. Angels are higher beings from a different dimension, so definitely not from this earth. So they also must be alien to this planet, it's not their habitable zone. Or am I mistaken by my thought process? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72839530 The material planes are not their "homes." This is a pretty dense place. |
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Lance Roseman From BC
User ID: 77547432 Canada 04/05/2020 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wonder if they are tasty with A1 sauce? If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 53207743 United States 04/05/2020 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All cultures in all of human history have described them. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78748774 They have always been here. They have always been seen here. Why do you assume they are from way out there somewhere? RIGHT then where the fuck are they! I Love you I Love You Always have Always will. |
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User ID: 77849624 United States 04/05/2020 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | send them to san fran for an anal probing Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
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