How would you treat Space Aliens?

Warn them of the dangers here!

I am getting sick and tired of this sentiment I see on GLP all the time. This world is a magnificent creation, and humanity is advancing in every way despite our faults. The only exception to that is spiritual advancement, since many are lost, but this whole “train wreck”/“no intelligent life would come here” twaddle needs to stop.

Instead of eating them, why not take the higher road and engage in cultural exchange with them. On our part, we can offer them our dicks so they can learn the joys of giving perfect blow jobs to another species.

Death Row prisoners go first, just in case they got a hidden 2nd row of teeth way in the back of their throats :)

I'd swiftly kick them in their shrively raisin nuts and spit in their nictitating membrane eyes

...as space brothers.

I will sing to them. Music is suppose to be the universal language. If there's choirs in heaven and the angels are singing, then maybe we can communicate via song. But, I don't think it would be so simple, I think I will just run away.

All cultures in all of human history have described them.

They have always been here. They have always been seen here.

Why do you assume they are from way out there somewhere?

Sexy time for the hot space aliens....nice

Anything that's not from this earth can be considered alien to this planet. Angels are higher beings from a different dimension, so definitely not from this earth. So they also must be alien to this planet, it's not their habitable zone. Or am I mistaken by my thought process?

THIS

I would grab the first one I saw and fuck it. Nothing like making sweet sweet love to your first EBE

The material planes are not their "homes."

This is a pretty dense place.

Yes herpes is everywhere! Lol jk

Maybe it's not their homes but they visited earth

RIGHT then where the fuck are they!

They are lost on their way to earth, took a wrong turn at Orion, and the the Pleiadens gave them a lot of trouble, and finally your space force took them out.

I wonder if they are tasty with A1 sauce?

i would try to telepathically communicate to them that im one of the good guys

After you passed out??

Because they can travel great distances!

They are Catholic ? Sounds right.

I Love you

I Love You

Always have

Always will.

send them to san fran for an anal probing

I believe we're all in "lock-down" to minimize our reaction to the introduction of space aliens. Soon some tidbit will be revealed that it's all true.

Just depends how hot and sexy they are.