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IFartInYourDirection
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So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
As the title says I went to the grocery store today. 2 of them in fact. Yea they were out of some things but I did not get the feeling of doom. Could be I live in an area that is not NYC level? Not sure but it was certainly not as bad as I heard from our local d00my news channels.

There were many people wearing masks and gloves.

No one seemed to be "prepper" shopping. Looked like normal every cart contents to me.

So idk wtf the point of this thread is.

Just seems like there is more doom talk than actual doom.

5a
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Grocery stores fine here, too.
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they were out of hot pockets and A1 sauce tho
Grove

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they were out of hot pockets and A1 sauce tho
 Quoting: Grove Street


lmao
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Walmart is fine in bigger town over. The 1 store in my town which is a only in my state grocery store chain has been out of shit for weeks. Out of everything. But I think its because the warehouse is so small and the demand is harder to fill because theres only 12 of these stores in the state and we are at the bottom of the food chain.
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they were out of hot pockets and A1 sauce tho
 Quoting: Grove Street


lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73895393


I can't find any BBQ Beef hot pockets
and I been looking for 3 weeks. It's
always PIZZA or breakfast hot pockets.

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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
they were out of hot pockets and A1 sauce tho
 Quoting: Grove Street


Ha! Mine was out of chicken nuggets, heinz 57 and ketchup.

Plenty of hot pockets and A1.
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Motherfuckers were limiting the jack daniels 1 bottle per person wtf man?
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What is the TP situation?
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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
As the title says I went to the grocery store today. 2 of them in fact. Yea they were out of some things but I did not get the feeling of doom. Could be I live in an area that is not NYC level? Not sure but it was certainly not as bad as I heard from our local d00my news channels.

There were many people wearing masks and gloves.

No one seemed to be "prepper" shopping. Looked like normal every cart contents to me.

So idk wtf the point of this thread is.

Just seems like there is more doom talk than actual doom.

5a
 Quoting: IFartInYourDirection


Can’t wear gloves in local grocery stores in these parts.
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You're all so brave
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Did they have milk and butter?

There is no more at our local store in WA.
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What is the TP situation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78692694


Actually local publix (celebration florida) had tp limit one per person of course but they fucking had some....been like 3 weeks since I'd seen any on the shelf..and this was about 3pm in the afternoon..so yeah things looking better.
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What is the TP situation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78692694


Gone. No TP or PT
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I have tried delivery from three stores for paper towels, no luck!
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Did they have milk and butter?

There is no more at our local store in WA.
 Quoting: Peepaws


We have plenty of milk and butter... but no bread or yeast and only organic eggs...so go figure.
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Did they have milk and butter?

There is no more at our local store in WA.
 Quoting: Peepaws


What is the TP situation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78692694


Actually local publix (celebration florida) had tp limit one per person of course but they fucking had some....been like 3 weeks since I'd seen any on the shelf..and this was about 3pm in the afternoon..so yeah things looking better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78546240


Plenty of Milk and Butter. Lots of Eggs as well. Pretty much any dairy you could want available. (Minus some common ice cream.)

My report is from a local Publix as well.

Meat was very thin tho. Small selection of beef, random chicken bits. Strangely there was plenty of steak tho. Ribeye for dinner tomorroe - w00000t

Last Edited by IFartInYourDirection on 04/03/2020 03:41 AM
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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
As the title says I went to the grocery store today. 2 of them in fact. Yea they were out of some things but I did not get the feeling of doom. Could be I live in an area that is not NYC level? Not sure but it was certainly not as bad as I heard from our local d00my news channels.

There were many people wearing masks and gloves.

No one seemed to be "prepper" shopping. Looked like normal every cart contents to me.

So idk wtf the point of this thread is.

Just seems like there is more doom talk than actual doom.

5a
 Quoting: IFartInYourDirection


I haven't been to stores since March 4th, but your name reminded me of this pic I saw. lol

[link to i.gyazo.com (secure)]
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Also when this shit started we went shopping for a freezer (so we could hoard).found 1 fucking freezer on all of Florida and bought it...bread machines and freezers all gone here.
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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
As the title says I went to the grocery store today. 2 of them in fact. Yea they were out of some things but I did not get the feeling of doom. Could be I live in an area that is not NYC level? Not sure but it was certainly not as bad as I heard from our local d00my news channels.

There were many people wearing masks and gloves.

No one seemed to be "prepper" shopping. Looked like normal every cart contents to me.

So idk wtf the point of this thread is.

Just seems like there is more doom talk than actual doom.

5a
 Quoting: IFartInYourDirection


I haven't been to stores since March 4th, but your name reminded me of this pic I saw. lol

[link to i.gyazo.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Tangy


LMAO

BTW - Farts do not easily leave a Tyvek suit...
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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
As the title says I went to the grocery store today. 2 of them in fact. Yea they were out of some things but I did not get the feeling of doom. Could be I live in an area that is not NYC level? Not sure but it was certainly not as bad as I heard from our local d00my news channels.

There were many people wearing masks and gloves.

No one seemed to be "prepper" shopping. Looked like normal every cart contents to me.

So idk wtf the point of this thread is.

Just seems like there is more doom talk than actual doom.

5a
 Quoting: IFartInYourDirection


I haven't been to stores since March 4th, but your name reminded me of this pic I saw. lol

[link to i.gyazo.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Tangy


LMAO

BTW - Farts do not easily leave a Tyvek suit...
 Quoting: IFartInYourDirection


tghaha1
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I saw TP at my little local grocer late last night. He had several cases of commercial TP. selling single rolls for $1/each.

Expensive shit tp
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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
Also when this shit started we went shopping for a freezer (so we could hoard).found 1 fucking freezer on all of Florida and bought it...bread machines and freezers all gone here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78546240


I understand freezers. Could not live without my check freezer / garage fridge/frz.

I dont understand the bread machine tho. Then again I guess I rarely eat bread. Bout the only time would be @ Italian place or a Jersey Mikes/Sub Place.
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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
I saw TP at my little local grocer late last night. He had several cases of commercial TP. selling single rolls for $1/each.

Expensive shit tp
 Quoting: jt210


May as well but some cheap sand paper. Would work the same as that cheap shit.


Nope not me - only the best Charmin for my butthole.
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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
Did they have milk and butter?

There is no more at our local store in WA.
 Quoting: Peepaws


plenty of milk and butter. the milk tastes a little different, sweeter with a hint of raspberry.
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We have no eggs! No frozen pizza! No frozen potatoes!
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Wait until you check 20 stores and can't find any tp.
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We have no eggs!
 Quoting: Agent Kitty


You need to go find eggs. IMO an egg is the absolute best fart fuel. Much preferred over beans for me. Nutritious too.
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Re: So I Went To The Grocery Store Today..
As the title says I went to the grocery store today. 2 of them in fact. Yea they were out of some things but I did not get the feeling of doom. Could be I live in an area that is not NYC level? Not sure but it was certainly not as bad as I heard from our local d00my news channels.

There were many people wearing masks and gloves.

No one seemed to be "prepper" shopping. Looked like normal every cart contents to me.

So idk wtf the point of this thread is.

Just seems like there is more doom talk than actual doom.

5a
 Quoting: IFartInYourDirection


Thanks to glp we were able to grab a bunch of crap before it all hit the fan... fully stocked on germ x lysol n95 rubbing alcohol food etc .. But didnt see the tp situation coming that was a wtf moment.
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What is the TP situation?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78692694


Yep loads of handtowels they keep stocking and tissues.
I find it funny when i see a person holding hand towels.. thought creeps in, forget my mouth I will wipe last night dinner in the morning.
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We have no eggs!
 Quoting: Agent Kitty


You need to go find eggs. IMO an egg is the absolute best fart fuel. Much preferred over beans for me. Nutritious too.
 Quoting: IFartInYourDirection


Oh don't worry I already found a local source just sayin they're not in the stores though.

I use a fart app for fun so not really impressed.





GLP