I`VE BEEN HIRED AS A HUMAN COVID-19 INCUBATOR BY THE GOVERNMENT. AMA !

So, this all started five days ago while i was doing ample coronavirus research by observing the virus to human transmition as presented in one of dem bestiality videos, when the police knocked on my door saying that my neigbours called in beein scared of the loud noises and such.While explaining dem that im sorry and i wasnt aware that its to loud, one of them asked me why im so sweaty and that my temperature seems to be a bit high.Well, hell man, imagine having to pull your pants up in a rush in order to answer the door, of course i was sweaty.Despite telling them that i was in the middle of doing crossfit exercises, they took me by force, even tho i told dem im white and they cant do this, to the nearest hospitals where they probed my nose and mouth with this long cotton swab making me choke and letting me wait outside the lab.I could see trough the glass door how one of dem white coats took the swab, wiped it on a glass blade and put it under the microscope.Few moments later i could see the scientist lady faint, falling from her chair and the supervisor pulling the fire alarm to evacuate the hospital.After beein locked into a toilet for hours, one three stars general dressed as a huge glove came inside and told me that i have 13 COVID19 different strains inside me and they want me to work for the government as a human COVID19 incubator.Its not like i had to much of a choice after ive seen how CIA tortures theyr suspects by making them listen the same Michael Jackson song,24 hours a day, untill they lose theyr minds.

Now, this job in quarantine aint as bad as some of you might think.I get payd decent and i get my own white windowless room, way cleaner than my old room ever was.All i have to do is meet with patients that theyr bringing on a daily base, and let them spit in my mouth, just to make sure that dem COVID19 families inside me have everything they need in order to make more babies.White coats extract them every night while i sleep, by probing my ass, since you know, not everyone can do this by daylight with ten peoples gathered around and cheering for your poop.

Today is my 4`th day on the new job, ask me anything.