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Men Should Sit To Pee To Prevent The Spread Of Covid-19

 
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


you, are the most annoying cunt here


take a bow, dickhead
fear mongering, pilfering, hoarding ATTENTION WHORE
 Quoting: fuck off 78727116


Pilfering? Bro you're so break there isn't anything to pilfer ffs!!!
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9teen Actually I've thought for a few years now that small urals at a height that can be used by men and boys would be a good idea. But I guess that people don't like them in their bathrooms.

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Nope, I Shall Stand.
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Bwahahah they have been watching you and they know all about your shitty poop-pee habits!!!
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Don't see how they can watch me pee. I don't take my phone in the head with me.
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i piss normally standing, but if im dropping a loaf on toilet, i will also pee if i have to

doesnt matter..i dunno what the big deal is
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


BFD, NFW
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Are you hear testing Mario Cuomo of Gavin Newsome's next order on the public?
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Re: Men Should Sit To Pee To Prevent The Spread Of Covid-19
Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD

:howaboutno:

Women have been trying to emasculate men this way for years. No doubt the feminist would like to use this crisis to their advantage to further pussify men. I would sooner die a thousand coronavirus deaths than sit to pee or see one more American man emasculated.
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


you, are the most annoying cunt here


take a bow, dickhead
fear mongering, pilfering, hoarding ATTENTION WHORE
 Quoting: fuck off 78727116


Pilfering? Bro you're so break there isn't anything to pilfer ffs!!!
 Quoting: BFD


cunt, im sitting here with 12 montsh of non perishable goods, a fkn BIDET and cash in every orifice....unlike you, who is fucking Reporting abusive posts to keep your karma hardon..
what can I say?
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


you, are the most annoying cunt here


take a bow, dickhead
fear mongering, pilfering, hoarding ATTENTION WHORE
 Quoting: fuck off 78727116


Pilfering? Bro you're so break there isn't anything to pilfer ffs!!!
 Quoting: BFD


cunt, im sitting here with 12 montsh of non perishable goods, a fkn BIDET and cash in every orifice....unlike you, who is fucking Reporting abusive posts to keep your karma hardon..
what can I say?
 Quoting: fs 78727116


Wait you have a bidet???

What is that like?

epiclol
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:9teen: Actually I've thought for a few years now that small urals at a height that can be used by men and boys would be a good idea. But I guess that people don't like them in their bathrooms.
 Quoting: Judethz


Urinals are the future.
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I don't know why people gotta share but seats

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Bathroom Wall Wisdom:

"Be like pop, not like sis. Lift the seat when you piss"
I'm not paranoid...am I?
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It's hard enough keeping it out of the water when I stand. Sitting is out of the question.
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you, are the most annoying cunt here


take a bow, dickhead
fear mongering, pilfering, hoarding ATTENTION WHORE
 Quoting: fuck off 78727116


Pilfering? Bro you're so break there isn't anything to pilfer ffs!!!
 Quoting: BFD


cunt, im sitting here with 12 montsh of non perishable goods, a fkn BIDET and cash in every orifice....unlike you, who is fucking Reporting abusive posts to keep your karma hardon..
what can I say?
 Quoting: fs 78727116


Wait you have a bidet???

What is that like?


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you, are the most annoying cunt here


take a bow, dickhead
fear mongering, pilfering, hoarding ATTENTION WHORE
 Quoting: fuck off 78727116


Pilfering? Bro you're so break there isn't anything to pilfer ffs!!!
 Quoting: BFD


cunt, im sitting here with 12 montsh of non perishable goods, a fkn BIDET and cash in every orifice....unlike you, who is fucking Reporting abusive posts to keep your karma hardon..
what can I say?
 Quoting: fs 78727116


Wait you have a bidet???

What is that like?

epiclol
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It's like a man that squats to piss.
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:9teen: Actually I've thought for a few years now that small urals at a height that can be used by men and boys would be a good idea. But I guess that people don't like them in their bathrooms.
 Quoting: Judethz


Urinals are the future.
 Quoting: BFD


hesright
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yeah I have a bidet...whats it like? fuck nose...its innits box until some chick requires it, but we are under quarantine so getting laid is like getting paid
so yes...I have a bidet, not real keen on experiencing its soft fucking tickle, but neither do I want my dangle berries or dingle berries to jangle...ever seen a sheep with a dry shitty arse running up the paddock? sounds like cowbell...so, yes.....fk, what can I say? just be "CLEAN"
I shower, generally as a rule...of course, down here we hve to crap upside down, which I was so surprised you would sit....
anyway, from an economic perspective, the "trickle down" effect is like the aftermath of an orgy of golden showers

think on that
oh glp, would you like your "effect" back?

pope
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Da phuck, I ain't no fairy.

I piss standing up!
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There are times I wish I could... especially when I have to pee outdoors and its hard to avoid pissing in a shoe. SmileyWink
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Pilfering? Bro you're so break there isn't anything to pilfer ffs!!!
 Quoting: BFD


cunt, im sitting here with 12 montsh of non perishable goods, a fkn BIDET and cash in every orifice....unlike you, who is fucking Reporting abusive posts to keep your karma hardon..
what can I say?
 Quoting: fs 78727116


Wait you have a bidet???

What is that like?


 Quoting: BFD



Gay as hell.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


not so dickhead
see above ya twerpoid
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You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..


 Quoting: BFD


Ah, I love being a guy.
ohyeah
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fkn idiots dasbier

ya want yer glp effect bach, or doncya?
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And this is why we can't have nice things
 Quoting: Mi Flu Yu


Bro, either the fecal-oral route thing is a hoax or I am correct.

Think about it....
 Quoting: BFD


Pee isn’t fecal. Besides, it’s a respiratory illness not VD.
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yeah I have a bidet...whats it like? fuck nose...its innits box until some chick requires it, but we are under quarantine so getting laid is like getting paid
so yes...I have a bidet, not real keen on experiencing its soft fucking tickle, but neither do I want my dangle berries or dingle berries to jangle...ever seen a sheep with a dry shitty arse running up the paddock? sounds like cowbell...so, yes.....fk, what can I say? just be "CLEAN"
I shower, generally as a rule...of course, down here we hve to crap upside down, which I was so surprised you would sit....
anyway, from an economic perspective, the "trickle down" effect is like the aftermath of an orgy of golden showers

think on that
oh glp, would you like your "effect" back?

pope
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Suddenly, I lost the desire to read any more Australian AC posts.
Ever.
Suddenly.
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Pilfering? Bro you're so break there isn't anything to pilfer ffs!!!
 Quoting: BFD


cunt, im sitting here with 12 montsh of non perishable goods, a fkn BIDET and cash in every orifice....unlike you, who is fucking Reporting abusive posts to keep your karma hardon..
what can I say?
 Quoting: fs 78727116


Wait you have a bidet???

What is that like?


 Quoting: BFD



Gay as hell.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Eww,,, who wants shit-water running down their butt?

If it gets that bad it's time for a shower.

chuckle
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And this is why we can't have nice things
 Quoting: Mi Flu Yu


Bro, either the fecal-oral route thing is a hoax or I am correct.

Think about it....
 Quoting: BFD


Pee isn’t fecal. Besides, it’s a respiratory illness not VD.
 Quoting: Arthur Jackson


facts we don't need them thangz we have chee ell peee
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You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..


 Quoting: BFD


Ah, I love being a guy.
ohyeah
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You would!
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And this is why we can't have nice things
 Quoting: Mi Flu Yu


Bro, either the fecal-oral route thing is a hoax or I am correct.

Think about it....
 Quoting: BFD


Pee isn’t fecal. Besides, it’s a respiratory illness not VD.
 Quoting: Arthur Jackson


Suddenly, I'm a doctor now.
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cunt, im sitting here with 12 montsh of non perishable goods, a fkn BIDET and cash in every orifice....unlike you, who is fucking Reporting abusive posts to keep your karma hardon..
what can I say?
 Quoting: fs 78727116


Wait you have a bidet???

What is that like?


 Quoting: BFD



Gay as hell.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Eww,,, who wants shit-water running down their butt?

If it gets that bad it's time for a shower.

chuckle
 Quoting: BFD


it has a fan, dickhead, like you lot, when you start blowing smoke up my arse coz I told you so
rofl
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Fecal-Oral Route and all...

You ever take a piss in your gym shorts and feel that splatter on your shins..

I never piss standing up when I know I need to crawl back into bed.

This was my normal SOP but how are you all dealing with this?

popcorn
 Quoting: BFD


You can use short garden hose and still pee standing.
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